(After Ms. Shelly leaves the classroom. Justin gets up and heads to the front.)
JUSTIN
Ms. Shelly was right. We were ignorant and treated the school like we were on vacation. And forgot that we were actually in school.
TOP
I blame the school for giving us good facilities.
JUHI
Well, it's an elite school. Of course it will give us the best facilities. Who has ever heard of a school with a mall like 2 rivers?
JUWON
What's a 2 rivers?
MADDIE
It's a river that are 2.
JUHI
No it's a shopping mall found in Kenya.
JUWON
Where's Kenya?
LISA
It's a country found in Africa. And on the eastern part.
FABLO
Been there. A fabulous country indeed.
SUKINI
Africa exists. I thought it was some sort of country that existed in movies.
TOP
You should pay attention in geography classes instead of watching brain rot.
JUSTIN
Guys! Pay attention. We need to be serious. We're considered to be the worst class in the whole school. And it's time we redeem ourselves.
TOP
Who the hell put you in charge, pretty boy?
JUSTIN
Well, I was thinking that no one is coming up front. I thought it was a good idea for me to come up in front.
TOP
Sit ya ass down. I'm in charge.
KHLOE
No, you're not.
TOP
Yes, I am. I'm the class president now.
TIFFANY
That's impossible. To be the class president, you have to be an actual representative of the class and also act as a lawyer when your classmate has to appeal to the school supreme court. And you're not cut to be one.
TOP
You long haired baboon.
TIFFANY
What did you just say?
TOP
Nothing.
JUWON
It's not worth it. How about you Justin? Do you want to be the class president? Since you want to be a lawyer. You can use this as a chance to practice your skills in becoming a lawyer when called upon to defend our class mates in the school court.
KHLOE
Juwon's right. You can be the class president, Justin.
(The other students agree.)
JUSTIN
If that's what you want. Then I'll be your class president.
TOP
Why him and not me? Is it because he's handsome? I'm also handsome.
SUKINI
I think it's because you're stupid.
TOP
I'll beat the shit out of you, skinny.
SUKINI
It's Sukini not skinny.
JUWON
Stop fighting. We're buddies.
TOP
Since when were you fluent in English?
ABBY
That's kind of hot.
JUWON
I pay attention to Ms. Shelly's classes.
JUSTIN
That's enough. Now time for the vice president. Who else?
KHLOE
Me. I'll be the vice president.
LISA
We can't have a president's girlfriend to be the vice president. It won't put the class in order. Because you 2 will get distracted by your love life.
KHLOE
What's wrong with me hanging around with my boyfriend?
LISA
There's nothing wrong…
HANNA
If you want a vice president who can assist Justin in keeping class in order. Then it should be me.
KHLOE
Excuse me, Ms. Chaebol. I think I believed that I should be the vice president of Class D.
HANNA
Then do you have the means to make Class D to rise up to become Class A.
KHLOE
I… uh…
HANNA
Then sit down and let me do the talking.
JENNIFER
Spoken like a true queen.
GRACE
I guess we can have Hanna as the vice president and Justin as the class president.
(The other students start to cheer. That's when Mrs. Song enters the class.)
MRS. SONG
What's this noise I'm hearing from outside?! Is this a fish market? Settle down and open your math text books. I hope that everyone did my assignment.\
TOP
What assignment?
MRS. SONG
Did anyone not do my assignment? Then I guess I won't award you guys with 1,000 credits. Remember if you do my assignment even if you get a 0, you receive 1000 credits. Not doing any teacher's assignment will give you a 0. And also make sure you attend all your classes so that you can be awarded 100K next month. Just because you got a kind class teacher, Ms. Shelly doesn't make you to slack off and make noise in class! You're students and you should be studying and doing your assignments! And I'll be on your necks Class D even though I'm the Class teacher of Class A. Do I make myself clear?
STUDENTS
Yes, Mrs. Song.
MRS. SONG
Do I make myself clear, Tiffany?
TIFFANY
Yes, Mom.
MRS. SONG
It's Mrs. Song for you, Tiffany.
JUWON
Wait what! She's your mom!
HAKI
No wonder why you look similar.
KEVIN
Family resemblance.
MRS. SONG
Now open your text books to page 30. We're now heading to Chapter 3.
BEN
I didn't understand chapter 2, Mrs. Song.
MRS. SONG
Not my problem. Anyways, so we'll be starting on decimals. Who can tell me what a decimal is?
MADDIE
Ben, I can help you.
BEN
Really?
MADDIE
Yeah, BODMAS is kind of easy.
MRS. SONG
Maddie! No talking in class!
MADDIE
I am sorry, Tiffany's mom.
(The class bursts in laughter as Mrs. Song sighs in frustration.)
[To be continued]