Chapter 65: Tang San Farts, Yu Xiaogang Sucks, Everyone Bows in Admiration
Watching Zhao Wuji continuously approach,
Tang San could only use his most powerful move now.
"Second Spirit Skill, Accumulate Fart!"
Tang San's second spirit ring flashed,
his body quickly swelled up.
His first spirit ring flashed again,
"First Soul Skill,"
"Farting Like Iron, Accumulating Power for One Hammer, Tang San's Fart!"
Tang San chanted the spirit incantation, striking his first blow fiercely onto Zhao Wuji's body.
"Change 'body' to 'crotch'?"
No novelty,
but that doesn't mean it can't be changed further.
"Change Wuji to Teacher, and Zhao to Yu."
Tang San chanted the spirit incantation, striking his first blow fiercely onto Yu Teacher's crotch.
Instantly, the entire plot became unrecognizable.
Although the free uses were exhausted, it didn't mean he couldn't redeem more.
Redeeming a basic one only cost ten points.
Ye Fan currently had 8,352 points.
Spending ten points was easy, and sometimes he could even get unexpected surprises.
The hammer in Tang San's hand was already prepared to be thrown.
Immediately after, he suddenly turned and threw it towards Yu Xiaogang's crotch.
Yu Xiaogang hadn't reacted yet.
"Whoosh!"
The accumulated Blue Silver Hammer flew out and slammed heavily into his crotch.
With one hammer strike, Yu Xiaogang collapsed without a word, just like that.
He clutched his stomach, crying out,
"Ow, ow, ow... It hurts so much, it hurts so much!"
Ma Hongjun said faintly,
"Grandmaster, no, you're already a eunuch, what's there to hurt?"
Yu Xiaogang: ...
Yu Xiaogang suddenly felt even more pain, not just physical pain, but also psychological pain.
At this moment, he had long lost his feigned Grandmaster demeanour.
"You try getting attacked and see if it hurts!"
On the other side,
when Tang San released the accumulated hammer strike,
the fart he had just accumulated also burst out with a 'bang'.
And at this moment, Zhao Wuji's tracking ability also arrived.
"Bang!"
Zhao Wuji had already anticipated something.
He hurriedly deactivated his tracking Spirit Ability, wanting to escape.
But it was still a step too late.
Bang!
A thick yellow airflow fiercely rushed onto Zhao Wuji's face.
The attack power wasn't strong, but the humiliation was extreme.
Suddenly, a numbing sensation instantly passed through his nerves into Zhao Wuji's brain.
Only then did he realize,
"This fart is poisonous!"
In the morning, Tang San was truly starving.
Especially since there was no firewood in the cafeteria, and no food was cooked.
He found some wild mushrooms.
He still had a basic ability to distinguish poisons.
He took one look and thought it wasn't poisonous, then ate it.
But in reality, it was poisonous.
How could things in the Douluo Continent World be exactly the same as in his original World?
The poison hadn't fully taken effect yet.
The two of them started fighting.
Now, all the poisonous mushrooms he had eaten were instantly converted into farts and released.
"Retreat quickly!"
Ye Fan dropped a sentence and quickly backed away.
Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing also quickly followed suit.
Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, Oscar, and Flender also quickly retreated,
fearing contamination by the yellow gas.
And at this moment, the yellow gas quickly spread to Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaogang was in immense abdominal pain and was unable to leave at this time.
Yu Xiaogang saw the yellow poisonous fart coming towards him and hurriedly held his breath...
Upon seeing this, Ye Fan directly spent ten points to change two words.
Originally, Yu Xiaogang was scared when he saw the yellow poisonous fart coming towards him.
But now he was relaxed,
even looking a little expectant.
He couldn't even feel the pain in his body.
He lay on the ground in a large 'large' shape, extremely relaxed.
He also wanted to form the characters 'Book', 'tree', or 'Thick', but his physical condition didn't allow it.
Yu Xiaogang opened his mouth wide towards the yellow poisonous fart.
An extremely powerful suction force emanated from Yu Xiaogang's mouth.
The yellow poisonous gas, like a whale sucking water, formed a vortex, constantly spinning and pouring into Yu Xiaogang's mouth.
The two words Ye Fan changed were 'held his breath'.
However, he didn't change it to 'madly sucked'.
How much could 'madly suck'?
He changed it to 'whale sucked'.
Yu Xiaogang saw the yellow poisonous fart coming towards him and hurriedly whale sucked...
"Is Grandmaster giving everyone a swirl?"
Dai Mubai swallowed his saliva.
This scene, he had truly never seen in his life.
Ma Hongjun and Oscar also supplemented each other at this moment,
"I've seen people swirl beer, but I've never seen anyone swirl a fart!"
"I know about dragons sucking water, but this is the first time I've seen a human sucking a fart."
"As expected of Grandmaster, his ability is truly strong, we are completely awestruck!"
The girls also couldn't help but burst into laughter when they saw this.
Zhuqing's personality had also become much more cheerful after resolving her inner turmoil.
Zhao Wuji also no longer cared about attacking Tang San.
This scene, how often could one witness such a thing in the human World?
Upon seeing this, Tang San rushed forward to stop him. How could his wife do such a thing? If he didn't hurry, all the farts would be sucked up.
Ye Fan's heart for modification didn't stop for a moment.
He slightly changed two words.
Tang San also quickly stepped forward.
However, what was a little different was that
he was stepping forward while releasing his second spirit ring.
"Second Spirit Skill, Accumulate Fart!"
Tang San's body quickly swelled up.
Then, in conjunction with chanting the spirit incantation,
his first spirit ring flashed.
"First Soul Skill,"
"Farting Like Iron, Accumulating Power for One Hammer, Tang San's Fart!"
The hammer in his hand was casually thrown in one direction,
but his back was facing Yu Xiaogang.
"Bang!"
Another huge yellow airflow burst out.
The yellow airflow, which was almost completely absorbed by Yu Xiaogang's whale-sucking absorption, was now refilled.
Because Ye Fan had just changed 'stop'.
He changed 'stop' to 'refill'.
Upon seeing this, Tang San rushed forward to refill. How could his wife do such a thing? If he didn't hurry, all the farts would be sucked up.
Yu Xiaogang continued to whale-suck. When he had absorbed only half, Tang San refilled again.
Following this was the third release of his Spirit Ability.
He possessed the power of three farts,
which meant he could fart three times and refill twice!
Another big fart burst out.
The yellow swirling vortex became even larger.
Anyone unaware would have thought a sandstorm had arrived.
"Grandmaster's lung capacity is really good,"
"to be able to suck for such a long time."
Ye Fan also exclaimed at this moment.
If it were by Yu Xiaogang's own ability, he definitely wouldn't be able to do it.
Let alone sucking for such a long time,
whale-sucking would definitely be impossible.
But the system's effects were always rule-based.
If the system said you could do it, then you could do it.
Everyone in the village watched this spectacle in the sky, praising the beautiful sight they witnessed.