Finally,
Yu Xiaogang inhaled all the farts,
His eyes slightly closed as he savoured the feeling from just now.
"The feeling of this fart truly intoxicates me."
It would have been fine if he hadn't said that,
But as soon as he did, everyone almost threw up.
"Xiaogang, if you're going to do something like this,"
"Can you please not do it in public!"
Flender was extremely helpless.
Last time Dai Mubai publicly tasted Oscar's Sausage,
Now Yu Xiaogang is publicly tasting Tang San's fart.
Has the flavor of Shrek Academy changed a bit?
Yu Xiaogang scrambled up from the ground.
Doing such a thing in public,
While it felt good, it was a bit embarrassing.
Tang San was also quite awkward.
Yu Xiaogang quickly changed the subject,
"Teacher Zhao, so much time has passed,"
"Tang San's assessment must be over."
"You can't go back on your word. So much time has passed,"
"That stick of incense must have burned out long ago,"
"Just now, you didn't attack Tang San, so it's not Tang San's fault."
He genuinely and urgently needed Tang San to join Shrek Academy.
Zhao Wuji was also quite resentful at this moment,
Who could feel good after being hit by a poisonous fart?
But at this point, he could only let Tang San enter the Academy,
After all, he had already spoken.
"In that case, then Tang San will…"
Ma Hongjun suddenly interrupted Zhao Wuji,
"Wait a minute."
"What is it?" Zhao Wuji glared at him, extremely annoyed at this moment.
"That stick of incense seems to have gone out, it hasn't finished burning yet."
Ma Hongjun pointed at the incense stick stuck in the ground.
Everyone looked at the incense stick in unison,
Sure enough, the tip of the incense had gone out at some unknown time,
It was even broken into several pieces.
It seemed that the fart was too strong at the time and extinguished the incense,
Additionally, it seemed that the Blue Silver Hammer Tang San threw later happened to hit the incense stick, breaking it into several pieces.
Instantly,
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San became a bit awkward.
"So much time, it's definitely enough."
"Enough?"
"Enough my ass, I said one stick of incense, but now the incense hasn't finished burning, so it doesn't count."
Zhao Wuji was already angry, he suddenly walked towards Tang San,
With a slap, Tang San flew out heavily,
Then he clapped his hands and said,
"Unqualified, get lost."
Yu Xiaogang was completely stunned,
But then he quickly went to help Tang San,
And just as he reached Tang San's side,
He suddenly felt a bit dizzy,
His body felt weak, and he fell onto Tang San.
Tang San, who was supposed to be taken care of,
Now had to take care of someone else,
"Teacher, Teacher!"
"Teacher!"
Tang San anxiously called out.
"Little Ao, make a Small Detoxifying Sausage for Grandmaster to eat,"
"Then make a Big Recovery Sausage for Tang San to eat,"
Flender said lightly,
"The fart you released just now contained toxins, and now all the toxins have been absorbed by him. If he doesn't get poisoned, who will?"
"I don't know how he managed to generate such a strong suction,"
"He could be a vacuum cleaner."
Ye Fan couldn't help but smile in his heart,
Yu Xiaogang brand vacuum cleaner, consumes one fart per use.
Oscar reluctantly chanted his Spirit Incantation,
"I have a Small Sausage,"
"I have a Big Sausage,"
He handed the Small Sausage and Big Sausage to Tang San,
As for feeding Yu Xiaogang, let Tang San do it himself,
Tang San looked at the two items in his hand but was a bit hesitant,
Thinking of that Spirit Incantation made him feel extremely disgusted,
This was his first time encountering Oscar's Spirit Ability, and he hadn't undergone adaptive training like the others.
Let his wife eat someone else's Sausage?
This…
How could such a thing happen?
Yu Xiaogang can only eat his own,
How can he eat Oscar's…
"Tang San, what are you dawdling for?"
Flender shouted at Tang San,
"Do you want your teacher to die from poison?"
"Don't think about those useless Spirit Incantations,"
"The focus is its practical use,"
"The focus is to save Yu Xiaogang!"
At this time, although Tang San was not yet a student of Shrek Academy,
Flender already treated him as one,
Because in his opinion, he would be sooner or later,
Such a student must be taken in, but the matter of twin spirits cannot be revealed for now,
The fewer people who know, the better.
Tang San gritted his teeth and stuffed the Small Detoxifying Sausage into Yu Xiaogang's mouth,
Fortunately, the Small Detoxifying Sausage didn't need to be fully ingested; it had an effect upon entry.
Yu Xiaogang's face, which was originally a bit green, slowly recovered at this moment.
Next, it was Tang San's turn to eat Oscar's Big Sausage,
Tang San eating Oscar's Big Recovery Sausage was quite easy,
He was not affected by those disgusting Spirit Incantations at all.
This made Flender look at Tang San with great satisfaction,
He just stuffed it directly into his mouth,
Not bad, Tang San's plasticity is very strong, no worse than others.
However, just as Tang San put the Big Recovery Sausage into his mouth, preparing to eat it,
He quickly spat it out again,
Everyone was confused,
What was Tang San doing?
If you want to eat it, eat it, or don't eat it,
What's the deal with eating and not eating?
Then something even more explosive happened,
Tang San began to repeat the previous action.
Skilled, extremely skilled!
In an instant, everyone present dropped their jaws,
What was Tang San doing?
Disgusting, truly disgusting!
Several girls quickly turned their heads away, hiding behind Ye Fan,
Xiao Wu was even more direct, throwing herself into Ye Fan's arms.
Ma Hongjun looked at Oscar with ill intent,
"Little Ao, your Big Recovery Sausage works well, it's quite popular."
"Get lost!"
Oscar directly kicked Ma Hongjun.
Flender shouted at Tang San,
"Tang San, what are you doing!"
Tang San finally reacted,
Awkward, this was too awkward.
He actually did such a thing in public,
Embarrassing enough to scratch his feet.
His feet were almost tearing through the soles of his shoes.
"Sorry, professional habit."
Eight simple words,
Once again elevated the level of shock Tang San gave people.
"What the heck?"
"Professional habit?"
Flender couldn't help but pull down his iconic black-framed glasses,
What an eye-opener!
Everyone looked at Tang San in unison,
"Professional habit?"
"These four words are well-used,"
"What kind of profession must you have to have such a professional habit?"
Originally, Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar were not entirely clear about Tang San's work at Yichun Brothel,
Now they finally understood clearly,
Flender shook his head repeatedly,
"Tang San, oh Tang San, you can really eat anything."