Catwoman was having a terrible night. She ran into two groups of robbers on the road, but luckily she had a gun and was pretty skilled.
On her way home, she twisted her ankle and limped back, only to find that the water was out.
"Damn it, why is today so unlucky! Wait, I've been unlucky ever since I met that guy!"
She opened her computer and started searching. "This kind of paper is a Taoist talisman from Xia Country?! Calming Talisman, Good Luck Talisman, Protective Talisman, Bad Luck Talisman."
"Bad Luck Talisman?! I actually stole a Bad Luck Talisman!" Catwoman stared at the ceiling, deep in thought.
"This guy is a pervert, carrying a Bad Luck Talisman on him?! This guy is really something else!"
Catwoman searched again, and a piece of news caught her eye. "Handsome fortune-telling Taoist Master sends three people to jail, battles Master Rag, Master Rag rear-ended by a baby carriage!"
"What the hell?" Catwoman was a bit bewildered, and she started watching the online recording.
"It really is that bastard!"
"Is this guy really that accurate? I don't believe it! I'm going to expose him tomorrow!"
The next morning, Lu Ge got up early. He put on his Taoist robe and tidied up the shop.
He checked yesterday's earnings, "Now I have five thousand followers? Yesterday's income was over three thousand in tips, not bad."
"Keep up the good work, gain more Merit Points, and quickly become stronger."
He straightened his clothes and started the live stream.
"Hello, everyone, today we can do fortune-telling again."
Soon, many comments appeared.
"Taoist Master, I dreamt of you all night!"
"Sob, sob, after seeing the Taoist Master's god-like looks, I'm annoyed just looking at my husband!"
"Taoist Master, it's getting cold, can I warm your bed for you?"
"The person above, it's summer right now."
"Can't I be in the Southern Hemisphere? Idiot!"
An out-of-place comment appeared, from a user called Little Wildcat: "This place is a mess, are you doing fortune-telling or selling smiles? Ridiculous!"
Lin Chen ignored her, and smiled. "If you want a reading, type '1'. I'll randomly select a lucky viewer."
The comments flooded in immediately.
"Lucky? Taoist Master, I think you misunderstand the meaning of 'lucky'."
"Taoist Master, I just threw up my breakfast. Can you tell me who the next victim will be..."
"Yeah, Taoist Master, how many are you planning to send in today?"
"I'm just here to watch the vast green grassland."
Little Wildcat: "Definitely not a real fortune teller, just a con artist!"
Lin Chen took out three copper coins and tossed them. He randomly selected one. "Alright, let's bring in our first friend."
He clicked something in the background and established a video connection with a netizen called Catwoman.
The video opened, showing a young woman in her early twenties with blonde hair and a pretty face.
"What do you want to have calculated, friend?"
"Taoist Master, my name is Lucy, and I'm not here for fortune-telling. I'm here to find my cat."
"Find a cat?" Lin Chen was a bit puzzled.
The other viewers weren't calm either.
"Taoist Master, stop pretending. Did you go to that girl's house last night and steal her cat?"
"He's been caught, hasn't he?"
"I knew he wasn't a good person," Little Wildcat typed triumphantly.
Lin Chen shrugged, "I swear, I didn't see any cats last night, only Catwoman!"
"Only one?" Catwoman flared up. What did that mean?!
Lucy anxiously said, "Taoist Master, it's like this. Our cat, Dudu, hasn't come home for five days. We've searched everywhere, but we just can't find him."
"Our family is so worried. Please, Taoist Master, help us."
The comments were split.
"Little girl, the Taoist Master tells fortunes for people. He probably can't help with cats."
"Yeah, you're expecting a bit too much from the Taoist Master."
Others said,
"Taoist Master, please help her."
"I believe the Taoist Master can do it."
Lu Ge pondered, "I can read people and places. Surely, I can figure out a cat?"
He smiled, "Lucy, first gift me a rocket. No refunds."
Lucy immediately gifted Lu Ge a rocket.
Catwoman, who was eating breakfast, quickly typed, "Little Taoist, don't you dare swindle the little girl!"
Lu Ge frowned at Little Wildcat's comment, "When did I get a hater?!"
He said to the screen, "Everyone, don't worry. If I'm wrong, I'll give you your money back."
"Lucy, do you have any pictures of the cat?"
"Yes, I do!" Lucy quickly held up the photos, showing them to the camera.
Lin Chen took a look and saw an Orange Cat from Xia Country. It was fat and strong, and its fur was spotless, indicating that Lucy's family were good cat owners.
He activated his Physiognomy, already having an idea.
"Lucy, does your Dudu often go out and about?"
"Yes, Taoist Master. It used to disappear for a day or two, but this time it's been gone for five days. Waaah, we're so worried."
Lin Chen waved his hand, "Don't worry."
"I just calculated that it's currently five miles northwest of your house. Go look for it there."
The live stream was once again filled with comments.
"Taoist Master, is this for real?"
"It looks like a script to me."
"Is this little girl a plant?"
"Definitely, this little Taoist is obviously trying to swindle people," Little Wildcat added.
Lucy was anxious. "I'm really not a plant! If you don't believe me, I'll stream the whole way!"
So, Lucy, her parents, and her two younger brothers drove towards the northwest. The five-mile journey was quickly completed.
Lucy looked at the two-story house in front of her. "Taoist Master, is this the place?"
"Okay, this is the place."
Lucy mustered her courage and knocked on the door. A black woman in her fifties opened it, and boomed, "Who are you looking for?"
The woman was very burly, with a face full of thick flesh. She looked like someone you wouldn't want to mess with.
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