Harley covered her mouth and giggled. "Hello everyone, I'm Harley. Don't jump to conclusions, the Daoist and I haven't reached that stage yet."
"Miss Harley, I'm already melting in your smile."
"What stage, Miss? Please demonstrate."
"Exactly, I want to see it too!"
"I want to see the Daoist Meet in Reality."
"I really want to grab the Daoist and steal the food from his mouth with a forty-meter long blade!"
Jill's lunch suddenly didn't seem so appetizing...
At this moment, someone noticed the sunlight on Lin Chen and Harley.
"Everyone, look! The lighting on Daoist is so natural, it's amazing."
"Top-tier lighting technician?"
"Daoist, you're getting ahead of yourself. Only a few days in, and you're already paying for a lighting technician?"
"Daoist, don't be so extravagant!"
The viewers urged Lin Chen to be frugal and not get carried away.
Lin Chen laughed. "Thank you for the suggestions, everyone. I really didn't hire a lighting technician. I didn't even turn on a light. It's just sunlight, very eco-friendly."
The netizens, of course, didn't believe him.
"Daoist, who are you trying to fool?"
"Do you think I'm a three-year-old?"
"The sun will specifically open a window for you? And just give you sunlight?"
"That's too much of a lie, I almost want to unfollow you, if it wasn't for your eight-pack abs..."
Lin Chen gave a wry smile and slowly turned the screen towards the sky, until he saw a gap in the clouds, with sunlight perfectly streaming down from above.
The viewers weren't calm anymore.
"Holy crap, I can't believe my eyes."
"The clouds... actually opened a window specifically for the Daoist..."
"Daoist, are you undergoing tribulation, preparing for Ascension?"
"Daoist, don't go! We haven't even Meet in Reality yet."
"Daoist, don't ascend! You might get captured and forced to mine!"
"I want to see Daoist sunbathing, please take off your Daoist robe," a Fudanshi commented.
Lin Chen waved his hand, "Everyone, don't get excited. I don't have the strength for Ascension yet."
He chatted with the online viewers for a few more minutes. "Alright, let's start the daily Divination session. Those who want their fortune told, type 1."
As a result, a sea of 1s flooded the screen.
Harley was very happy. "Daoist, you're so popular!" Seeing Lin Chen so well-received made Harley happier than if she had succeeded herself.
"Daoist, this girl is an excellent wife material, don't miss out on her."
"Missing it is a lifetime regret."
Jill was a little down. "Do all men like the obedient type?"
Lin Chen started randomly selecting online users. A user called Mr. Nan, after they connected.
A white man, about forty years old and well-dressed, appeared in the video.
"Greetings, Daoist."
"Hello, Mr. Nan. What would you like to have divined?"
Mr. Nan first gifted Lin Chen a Rocket, then said with some embarrassment,
"Daoist, actually, I'm just feeling frustrated. Yesterday, I was helping my youngest son with his homework, and I was driven to tears by his stupidity. In my day, I was an Ivy League graduate, but this child's IQ... sigh, it's hard to describe."
Lin Chen hadn't even spoken yet,
The comments flooded in.
"Mr. Nan really hit the nail on the head!"
"Yeah, both my wife and I have PhDs, but our kid's grades are at the bottom of the class... I can't even face the Parents' Meeting."
"Tell me about it, I broke down and lay on the floor the other day, feeling like life wasn't worth living."
"I burned my kid's homework, and then the curtains caught fire. Now my wife thinks I'm crazy. Yes, I have a mental illness!"
"Am I the only one whose kid's grades I don't have to worry about? Did I save the Milky Way in my previous life?" One parent immediately felt superior and started to be a bit of a show-off.
Lin Chen smiled. "It seems everyone has similar worries, Mr. Nan, do you feel any better?"
Mr. Nan's face looked much better. "I didn't expect to be the only one suffering so much. I feel much better now."
"So, Mr. Nan, what do you want to divine?"
"Actually, I want to know if the child is mine... I've suspected it for a long time."
Lin Chen... "Mr. Nan, I do divination, not paternity testing."
"Whoosh!" Wildcat sent Lin Chen a small Rocket. "That dumb Daoist is so lame."
Mr. Nan said apologetically, "Daoist, your divination is really accurate. This shouldn't be difficult for you, right?"
"Water friend, it's not good to distrust your wife like this."
Mr. Nan sighed. "To be honest with you, Daoist, I'm already divorced from her. She has a new boyfriend, who's an anesthesiologist."
Netizens left comments one after another:
"This Mr. Nan, he's trying to save on the paternity test fees, right?"
"Could be."
"Upstairs, probably not. I had one done in the States; it costs around six or seven hundred dollars."
"I've already got the peanuts ready. Upstairs, please, tell us your story."
"Haha, exposed."
"Actually, Mr. Nan wants the Daoist to send his wife in, so he can get Custody back."
"He doesn't want to pay Child Support."
The comments section was full of conspiracy theories.
Mr. Nan looked grim. "Daoist, I won't have you calculate my fortune. I apologize for the interruption."
Lin Chen shook his head. "Friends, since fate has brought us together, there must be a reason."
"Alright then."
Jill sent a comment, "That stinky Daoist hasn't sent anyone away today, he's not happy about it!"
"Haha!" Wildcat laughed, and another Rocket was gifted.
"Wildcat, even though you have a sharp tongue, you're still giving the Daoist Rockets like crazy. Harley, you need to be careful."
Wildcat was furious, regretting using this method to share the spoils with Lin Chen. "This bastard is doing it on purpose. I'm going to haunt you for life!"
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