INT. BOYS BATHROOM – DAY
And like something out of an action movie. Beetle Bangz and Diaz kick the door in.
Surprised, all the boys with the ability to transform change at once.
Jinjy Tuskiono transforms into a tarantula, quickly scurrying up the wall.
The Palidino brothers become wolf pups. They scatter across the floor in a panic, yelping as they rush for the exit.
BEETLE BANGZ
Oh! Ya'll think ya'll slick, huh?
A peppy, late 80s hip-hop beat starts to play.
Beetle Bangz starts to round up all the hoodlums while a remixed version of his hit song "Let me holla atcha" plays.
BEETLE BANGZ (VO/RAPPING)
Bippity Boppity!
Smoking dope on school property?
You think you king in these streets?
Beetle Bangz will prove you're weak!
Kevin Marbles transforms into a squirrel and scurries up Charles' pants to hide.
CHARLES
YO! STUPID!
He falls over, trying to get the squirrel out of his pants.
BEETLE BANGZ (VO/RAPPING)
Maaaaaan, you can get it!
Crush evil! BOOM! BAM!
Baaaaby, you done had it!
Turn your treasures into rags!
Beetle Bangz shoots out a sticky rope that traps tarantula Jinjy.
BEETLE BANGZ (VO/RAPPING)
Iiif you get erratic,
Leave yo' body in a bag!
But if you want that static,
Cousin, let me Holla atcha!
When the wolves charge at Beetle Bangs, he flips into the air and sticks upside down on the ceiling.
BEETLE BANGZ (VO/RAPPING)
I see you there, girl!
He shoots the sticky rope to the doorway. Both Scooby and Astro get caught in it, whimpering and struggling.
BEETLE BANGZ (VO/RAPPING)
That's a lot of wagon you draggin', BABY!
Vegas, Buck, and Charles (Holding Kevin/squirrel) stand huddled together in fear as Professor Diaz approaches, dusting his hands off.
BEETLE BANGZ (VO/RAPPING)
Whatchu hidin' in that BOOTY, Judy?
Somethin' criminal about that ass!
Looking like a sexy T-Rex! Baby, let me holla atcha!!
Beetle Bangz flips down from the ceiling and stalks over to the quivering boys menacingly.
BEETLE BANGZ (VO/RAPPING)
Baby–Let me holla' atcha!!
Buck puts his hands up as he moves up against the wall.
BUCK
Ey...look I was just, you know...in here cause...y'know, man!
He gives a doped-up laugh until a sticky rope smashes into his face.
BEETLE BANGZ (OS)
Boy, if you don't get yo dumb ass outta here and back to your school!
Buck gets pulled out of the bathroom by the sticky rope. He flies out and crashes into the lockers outside.
Beetle Bangz see's he nearly killed the boy, but Buck is still moving. He nods and turns back to Diaz and Rahbeem.
BEETLE BANGZ
He'll be alright.
Charles Chevalier marches up to Diaz angrily.
CHARLES
You think you tough? You think you just did something, huh? You bureaucrat! You are nothing!
Professor Diaz ignores Charles. He grabs Vegas by the collar and slams him against the wall, just like a cop.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
(Sneers, showing his fangs)
Where's the ecto?
VEGAS
E-ecto?
VEGAS
(Nervous laugh)
What ecto?
Charles is still yelling and throws Kevin-Squirrel out a window in a rage.
Diaz shoves his hand into Vegas's jean pocket and pulls out a little baggy with glowing pills.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
This is Ecto.
He tosses it backwards to Rahbeem, who catches it.
RAHBEEM
Ooh!
RAHBEEM
(He examines it)
Glowey!
CHARLES
You are oppressive! Evil demonic scum! Take his ecto for WHAT?! For what you take his ECTO?!
PROFESSOR DIAZ
(over his shoulders to Rahbeem)
Since the worldwide ban on Pixie Dust, ecto has become the drug of choice among teenagers. Vegas and his friends cook it, deal it, and do it on the school campus.
VEGAS
Man, I was just holding it for somebody!
Diaz bares his fangs at him and growls.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
Why aren't you in class?
VEGAS
It's Saturday?
PROFESSOR DIAZ
It's Tuesday!
CHARLES
Who are you to tell him it's Tuesday? If he says it's Saturday, it's Saturday! You own the Calendar now? Eh? YOU CONTROL TIME?!
Diaz hisses loudly, baring those fangs at Charles, and he finally shuts up.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
(Growls)
Get to class, all of you! And I better not catch you all slacking off again!
Professor Diaz pulls away, heading out of the bathroom. We see Buck in the hallways, a few student girls are looking down at him, asking if he's okay, as he only now pulls himself up from where he crashed.
VEGAS
(A beat)
Hey, wait! Is it true Eddie Bon Moon is back in school?
Professor Diaz, Professor Roth, and Beetle Bangz halt.
VEGAS
I just want to know. Is Eddie back? Why didn't anyone tell me?
BEETLE BANGZ
Yeah, Eddie Bon Moon is back. I got him in one of my classes.
VEGAS
Well, how is he? Why did he transfer schools?
PROFESSOR DIAZ
I don't know, Richard. When he returned, he demanded to be transferred to the Golden Redemption School.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
(Smirks)
But you know what, Mr. Beltran? I'd bet you'd find much more information about your former classmate if you actually went to CLASS.
Vegas looks worried considering this. Professor Diaz walks out of the bathroom, followed by Rahbeem and Beetle Bangz.
As soon as Buck sees Beetle Bangz heading his way, he pushes past the girls and takes off running. The scene ends with the super teacher ripping out of the bathroom, chasing him.
BEETLE BANGZ
Get yo ass back over here, dummy!
FADE TO BLACK.