That night, because he was almost seen as a pervert by Sister Nanaka, Miyazawa Yu was so scared that he had a terrifying nightmare.
In his dream, many people were gathered around him, constantly saying ominous things like "Awesome!" and "You've got the goods!" It felt like they were about to force him to do something against his will!
"Ugh... no, I'm not the same as that pervert Iori! My sexual orientation is completely normal!"
As the blurry figures kept getting closer, Miyazawa Yu felt his body get hotter and hotter. He suddenly sat up and finally returned to reality.
"Oh! You're awake, Yu. Did you sleep late last night?"
"Ugh... not really. I was just scared there were some photos left over, so I moved the table and the bed away..."
Still in a daze, Miyazawa Yu looked at Shinji Tokita's big smiling face in front of him and suddenly snapped back to reality. He then backed away in terror.
"No! Why is Senpai Tokita in my room! I remember I locked the door last night!"
Thump!
"Oh! Be careful, are you still half-asleep, Yu?"
Before he could retreat much farther, his back suddenly hit a wide, warm chest.
Miyazawa Yu was still terrified. He hugged his body and looked behind him. He saw the naked Ryūjirō Kotobuki smiling brightly and leaning his head towards him.
For a young man with a normal sexual orientation, this distance was already quite dangerous!
"No! Senpai Kotobuki! My body belongs to Sister Nanaka! If you have needs, please go find that guy Iori!"
"Oh my, what a terrible thing to say. Yu, did you misunderstand something?"
"I definitely did not misunderstand! You suddenly broke into my room and got so close to me! You're a pervert, aren't you! You must be a pervert!"
"What kind of image do we have in your mind!"
Shinji Tokita retorted speechlessly. He pointed to the surroundings and reminded him, "Look clearly, this is the club room!"
"Oh! So we're in the club room, then I'm relieved... like hell I am! I was sleeping in my own room. How did I end up in the club room!"
"Well... we dragged you here together."
Miyazawa Yu looked at the two unconscionable senpais who were nodding as if dragging a junior out of his bed was a normal thing to do. He knelt on the floor and cried with a defeated look, "Isn't this still kidnapping!"
"Come on, don't say it like that~ Look, Iori and Kohei are here too."
"That's true... sigh. At least wake me up next time. So what's going on?"
Looking at Iori and Kohei, who each had a school uniform in their hands, Miyazawa Yu wanted to say that this had nothing to do with illegal entry.
But the biggest rule in the Pab club was that there were no rules. If this went on forever, he would just have to accept the fact that he was dragged out of his room like a dead dog.
"Senpai, now that Yu is also awake, can you finally tell us what the uniforms are for?"
"Sure! We want to hold a proper club activity today!"
"So, is a girls' school uniform a necessary item for a diving club activity? Is it a punishment for the loser of a 'baseball rock-paper-scissors' game?"
He walked over and lifted the hem of the girls' uniform. Miyazawa Yu had somewhat recovered his spirit and started to let his imagination run wild.
The club activity for the Pab club must be "baseball rock-paper-scissors," right?
It seemed Iori would have to cross-dress today, which was something to look forward to!
"No, no! There's no "rock-paper-scissors.' It's just diving!"
"Seriously, we're a diving club, so the club activity is obviously diving."
"I'm surprised you have that kind of self-awareness..."
His eyes turned into contemptuous half-moons. Ever since Miyazawa Yu joined the Pab club, he had either been drinking or running around naked. He had never actually gone diving!
But what did a sailor suit have to do with diving?
Was he supposed to wear it under the diving suit so that it would show off a nice outline?
"Good morning... huh?"
She reluctantly rushed to the club room after receiving a notification from her senpai. Chisa Kotegawa had just entered the room when she saw the other three new members mumbling and staring at a sailor suit.
They kept pulling up the hem of the skirt as if they were figuring out how to lift a girl's skirt. Her face instantly darkened.
"Perverts!"
"No! Chisa!"
"Someone told me to wear it when I dive..."
"I'm just watching. The senpais didn't give me any uniform!"
Miyazawa Yu quickly tried to distance himself from the two perverts holding high school uniforms. He immediately ran behind Chisa and viciously condemned them, "Iori, you should just self-destruct. Don't pollute the Earth's environment!"
"You! You're not even wearing anything and you dare to say that about me!"
A vein popped on his forehead. Iori and Kohei unanimously pointed their fingers at the traitor Miyazawa Yu.
At least they were still wearing their clothes. This bastard was completely naked! He was absolutely shameless!
"What!"
His eyes narrowed. Miyazawa Yu immediately looked down. He was actually right!
How was this possible? He remembered wearing underwear to sleep last night!
And he had been awake for so long, but he didn't feel uncomfortable at all? Could it be...
"I've... I've already been assimilated? I didn't even notice anything..."
Looking at his body that had already adapted to the Pab club's way of life, Miyazawa Yu shed two lines of clear tears in disbelief. I'm sorry, Mom and Dad! Your son is completely a different person now!
"Diving? Oh~ Has that season already come?"
"That's right."
She was used to it. She pushed the crying, muscular man behind her, telling him to put on some clothes and come back.
Chisa Kotegawa's expression was now surprisingly normal. It seemed she had accepted the chaotic and messed-up situation in front of her!
"Whoa! Chisa accepted it so calmly..."
"I can't believe the school uniform is actually a necessary item!"
"So, how are we supposed to use this thing?"
"If you put it on a body pillow, will it prevent sharks from biting it?"
Misled by Chisa's nonchalant attitude, Kohei and Iori quickly developed a new use for the uniform—putting it on a body pillow to ward off sharks. The specific principle was similar to that of a scarecrow!
"What on earth are these two doing?"
"I don't know."
Ten minutes later, the fully clothed Miyazawa Yu went back downstairs and joined the bewildered new members. Shinji Tokita had already prepared the teaching materials and spoke up.
"Then I'll explain it to you! The equipment you'll need for diving is roughly these!"
"I see! Then the school uniform is not needed at all!"
"I knew you were lying to us!"
"And hurry up and give me back my underwear! The underwear I was wearing last night is gone!"
They flipped the table over. The three new members, including Miyazawa Yu, were all furious at the unconscionable senpais' deceptive behavior. They were determined to get an explanation!
"Shut up and listen! The purpose of showing you these things is to tell you that diving is a very expensive hobby!"
"We've already gotten this far, so you should understand now!"
He reached out and pointed at each of the new members with a serious expression. Shinji Tokita sternly hinted, "The purpose of these things, and the purpose of throwing away Yu's underwear,"
"Oh..."
Miyazawa Yu frowned and straightened his back. After hearing what Senpai Tokita said, images were already appearing in his mind.
What kind of job doesn't require you to wear underwear, makes money quickly enough to support a diving hobby, and also requires a handsome face and a muscular body?
"Hehe... heh."
"Ugh, ugh—"
"Uh— if it's a pretty amateur, I'm not against it."
"I feel like they're imagining some incredible things!"
Looking at some people crying, some laughing, and others with a troubled look on their faces, Chisa Kotegawa was speechless. What kind of strange creatures were this year's new members!
"Hmm... do you know about the [Izu Spring Festival]?"
Although the new members' reactions were interesting, if he kept teasing them, Yu seemed to be getting interested. Shinji Tokita finally stated his true intention.
"[Izu Spring Festival]?"
"That's right. It's a big event held at our school in May!"
"One of the events is called [Who is the Number One Handsome Man], a club competition where the winning club gets a prize!"
"I see... are you trying to get us to participate?"
Miyazawa Yu's eyes became cautious. He was ready to escape from the senpais' verbal trap.
After all, he came to Izu to build a harem. Being in the spotlight at a big event would greatly affect his intention of keeping a low profile.
Although, his name was already on the campus police's list since the first day of school...
"Correct!"
"No!"