"Uh ... girls?
I need to get up. Girls?"
I was on my back, Momo on one side and Sonja on the other. My hands were between their legs, my arms were held in their embrace and between their tits, and their legs were wrapped around mine.
My alarm was beeping but neither cat nor dog wanted to wake up. I tried pulling myself free, but they were holding onto me like their lives were depending on it, as if we were stuck out in a frozen wasteland and had to huddle together for warmth.
Their lips against my fingers, my first instinct was to try and fiddle with their pussies and force them awake. Without opening their eyes, the two girls started whimpering and humming in bliss, their faces turning red.
"Girls, come on, I need to get up."
"Five more minutes," Momo whined, starting to come to but wanting to stay asleep….
...….
"It's time for breakfast."
Momo and Sonja bolted up with such speed that they almost bounced off the bed.
"Breakfast! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food!"
"Master, Momo wants food!"
They then climbed off and ran into the kitchen, leaving me in the bed.
"Master! Come on and feed us!" they called from the kitchen.
Sometimes those two can be a pain in the ass.
I prepared breakfast for the girls and ate my own, getting myself ready to go off to work. I soon found myself at the front door, doing a mental check to make sure I had everything in order.
Keys? Check.
Wallet? Check.
Phone? Check?
Showered, shaved, and brushed teeth? Triple check.
Food for the girls? Check.
I looked over to them, sitting on opposite ends of the couch. Wait a sec, there was one thing I hadn't yet gone over.
"Sonja, can you come over here for a second?"
Hearing her name, Sonja jumped off the couch and ran over. She reached me and crouched down with her tail wagging.
"Sonja, you how every time I come home, you start barking?"
"Of course! Because what if you're not Master? What if you're an intruder? I need to protect the house!"
"And I appreciate the sentiment, I really do, but you can't do that anymore. You can't make any noise, you can't let anyone hear you or know that you're here."
Her tail stopped wagging. "But what if someone tries to break in?"
"That's why I keep the doors and windows locked, so they can't. And who would? The chance of someone choosing my house to break into is almost nonexistent. I mean, come on, why the hell would they pick this shack? This is one of the cheapest properties in the county, who could possibly think I have anything worth stealing?"
"What about your couch? Or your bed? Or your food?"
She's a dog, of course she sees different values than I do.
"Trust me, no one is going to try to take that stuff. Listen, the only people who could possibly come by are the mailman or someone leaving Thai food fliers. No matter what happens, you aren't to make any noise. I've already had this talk with Momo. If someone comes to the house, you go and hide in the bedroom and don't make any noise.
So, what do you do if someone comes to the house?"
"Bark really loud to scare them off!"
I covered my face with my hand and sighed.
"No. You make no noise and hide in the bedroom. One more time, what do you do if someone comes to the house?"
"Tell them that this is Master's home and that they need to get lost!"
Time for some tough love. I grabbed a newspaper from my coffee table, rolled it up, and smacked Sonja over the head. It didn't actually hurt her, but she stared up at me in shock.
"You will do no such thing! You won't make any noise and you won't let anyone see you! Now answer me, what will you do if someone comes to the door?"
"Yell at them to go away!"
SMACK!