"Bai... What is Bai Yuze doing?"
Kushida Kikyo immediately recognized Bai Yuze who suddenly jumped out.
"Documenting life, do you believe me?"
Bai Yuze said this with his eyes closed. It was clear that such a childish lie wouldn't even fool a kid...
"You... you saw everything, didn't you?"
Kushida Kikyo's tone instantly dropped to below freezing. At this moment, a sea breeze blew, ruffling her hair. The scene made one feel like she would suddenly pull out a knife and go for a face-stab the next second!
"Of course!"
Bai Yuze admitted it openly. After all, people love to ask questions when they already know the answer, and even if he denied it, the other party wouldn't believe him.
"What do you want?"
Kushida Kikyo was having a terrible day. Not only was she made extremely awkward by Horikita Suzune, but she was also angered by the beautiful guy, Ayanokoji. She finally found a secluded spot to kick a railing and vent her emotions, only to be "coincidentally" met by Bai Yuze. What was worse, he was holding a camera!
Such a string of unlucky events made her wonder if the strange item in her hand had some kind of curse?
That's right, Ayanokoji Kiyotaka didn't get a strange item; the two rascals each got one!
"I don't want to do anything. I won't bother you. I'm leaving!"
After watching the famous scene, Bai Yuze wanted to slip away, but he would never turn his back on others...
He walked backward...
"Stop right there. If you dare to leave, tomorrow I'll tell everyone that you molested me."
How could Kushida Kikyo let Bai Yuze leave just like that? Seeing this, Bai Yuze wanted to laugh. He had to admit that some things in the original work felt like children playing house once you thought about them closely.
"Kushida, you need evidence when you speak. I just thought the campus scenery was beautiful and wanted to record it. Do you think I have the free time to watch you kick railings?
Besides, I kept my distance from you, and I didn't even touch you. How can you accuse me of molesting you? Finally, how do you know if my sexual orientation is normal? If I liked men, wouldn't you be shocked, kid!"
Bai Yuze's last sentence wasn't specifically for Kushida Kikyo. As soon as he jumped out, he noticed a peering gaze from behind him.
Sure enough, just as he mentioned his sexual orientation, the bushes behind him trembled slightly...
Ayanokoji Kiyotaka was slightly shocked. Is this the outside world? It's so exciting!
Kushida Kikyo was also startled by Bai Yuze's words, so she decided to strike first and immediately rushed towards Bai Yuze.
Seeing Kushida Kikyo charging, Bai Yuze immediately ran backward, and the two chased each other in a comical manner.
Suddenly! Bai Yuze accidentally tripped over a small stone. Kushida Kikyo seized the opportunity to catch up to Bai Yuze and snatched the camera.
"Hmph, you can't do anything now, can you?"
"Kushida, I already took the card out."
Bai Yuze held a card between his fingers, but in reality, the camera never had a card in it; he just wanted to tease her.
Kushida Kikyo: ...
Bai Yuze patted the dust off himself, wondering where that strange stone came from and why he hadn't noticed it before.
At this moment, one of his hands was grabbed by Kushida Kikyo, who then placed his hand on her neck.
Bai Yuze was a bit confused, so his hand subconsciously tightened, leaving a mark on Kushida Kikyo's neck.
"Are you trying to kill me?"
Kushida Kikyo was squeezed by Bai Yuze to the point of almost suffocating. She had intended to pull out her phone to take a picture of Bai Yuze choking her, but who knew Bai Yuze would be so cooperative!
"You're not wrong about that, but that guy over there... have you watched enough of the show?"
Bai Yuze shouted towards the bushes. Seeing no response, he picked up the stone on the ground.
"If you don't come out, I'm going to throw it!"
There was movement in the bushes, and an expressionless student emerged from them.
"Ayanokoji Kiyotaka?!"
Kushida Kikyo was stunned, while Bai Yuze laughed.
"Ayanokoji... what are you doing in the bushes?"
Ayanokoji didn't know how to answer Kushida Kikyo. He heard someone shouting something like "eggplant," so he decided to come and see, and now he was in this predicament.
Should he admit he was peeping? Ayanokoji analyzed the pros and cons, but as the saying goes, within ten steps there must be an antidote, and Bai Yuze provided a suitable explanation.
"Kushida, asking that question is like asking if you can drink water when thirsty or eat when hungry. What do you think Ayanokoji is doing squatting in the bushes? Of course, he's taking a big dump! Could he possibly be peeping at us?"
Ayanokoji Kiyotaka: ...
Ayanokoji suddenly felt that admitting he was a peeper wasn't so bad. He didn't want to earn the title of "Pooperman"...
"Ah? Oh, oh..."
Kushida Kikyo was bewildered. Could it be explained that way? But it actually felt quite reasonable!
"Actually..."
Ayanokoji was about to explain but was interrupted by Bai Yuze.
"It's fine, it's fine, I understand. I'm very sorry, I know how painful it is to be interrupted while taking a big dump. As an apology, I will present you with an unopened pack of tissues. Please accept it!"
Bai Yuze pulled out a pack of tissues from who-knows-where, shoved it into Ayanokoji Kiyotaka's hand, and then dragged Kushida Kikyo away from the scene.
Only Ayanokoji Kiyotaka was left, holding a pack of toilet paper, alone and disheveled in the wind...
"You noticed someone was there earlier?"
After regaining her composure, Kushida Kikyo realized something was off. How did Bai Yuze discover Ayanokoji Kiyotaka was nearby?
"Yes, I just didn't think he was a threat, so I ignored him."
"Then why did you call him out later? Was it because you felt embarrassed after falling, so you called him out to make him look foolish too?"
Kushida Kikyo didn't believe Bai Yuze's explanation, unless Ayanokoji Kiyotaka could instantly relieve himself and clean up.
"Your voice is a bit sharp. Give me back the camera, I have other things to do."
Bai Yuze took back the camera. After achieving his goal, he didn't want to stay by her side for another second, just like a scumbag who pulls up his pants and doesn't acknowledge anyone!
"No, you can't leave yet. You have to leave both your camera and the card!"
"70,000 points, no bargaining!"
"Are you kidding me! Your broken camera is worth at most 30,000 points!"
"Yes, this card sells for 40,000 points. Let me ask you, for a popular girl like you, shouldn't negative rumors also be worth a lot of points?"
Kushida Kikyo wanted to curse, but she didn't know how. The other party seemed to be scamming her, but also praising her!
She had seen people hit with a stick and then given a sweet date, but never seen someone hit with a stick made of sweet dates!
"70,000 points for these two items plus a hush fee. If you dare to speak out, I'll accuse you of molesting me!"
Kushida Kikyo glared at Bai Yuze with cold eyes, like a cat with its fur bristling, threatening him.
"Is that so? I really don't know if you're brainless or just plain stupid. Do you think your verbal testimony alone can make others believe you?"
But in reality... with just a word, she really could twist black into white...