3rd POV:
Bill Re-enters the main room with Dipper and Mabel in his hand, "Alright, Ford, time's up! I've got the kids! I think I'm gonna kill one of 'em now just for the heck of it! EENIE... MEENIE... MINEE..." Bill says as his Eye switches between the pine tree and shooting star symbol with each word, then ends on the shooting star "YOU!", He holds up his other hand and prepares to end Mabel by snapping his fingers.
1st POV:
"WAIT! I surrender." Says Stan pretending to be Ford.
'*sigh* fuckin finally, a little more' i think as i turn to him say "Good choice" and drop dipper and mabel.
"Don't do it, Ford! It'll destroy the universe!" says Ford Wearing Stan's clothes and imitating Stan's voice thinkin i wouldn't notice.
'these idiots know i can SEE THEIRSOULS, right?'
"It's the only way!" says stan still pretending to be ford.
I (fake) Laugh evilly "Oh, even when you're about to die, you Pines twins just can't get along." hurry.
i then drop the cage and tie up "FORD".
"My only condition is that you let my brother and the kids go!" says stan.
"Fine" i say hiding my giddiness inside.
"No, Grunkle Ford! Don't trust him!" yells dipper.
"It's a... DEAL!" Not hahahahha, I say as i Hold Stan's hand, then enter the mental realm, petrifying his physical form as i Fake laugh evilly again, and enter Stan's mind.
"Oh, I'm here. I'm finally here! Look at this place: a perfect, calm, orderly void. Gotta hand it to ya, Ford. You really know how to clear your--" i act as i Open the door waiting for him to interrupt me. to see Stan on his chair in the Mystery Shack's living room with a paddleball.
Stan Makes a clicking sound and points a finger-gun at Bill.
"WHAT?!" i fake surprise.
"Heh heh! Do a pretty good impression of my brother, don't I? Switch clothes and no one can tell us apart. Welcome to my mind. Surprised you didn't recognize it." Says stan acting smug.
'Except literally any demon capable of seeing souls, which even the canon fodders of the race can.' i think as i say "WHAT?! The deal's off!!" then The door then shuts and the room starts to burn with blue fire.
He acts even smugger, dude this is literally my own fire how can it hurt me "What the- No NO NO NO!" i act desperate and scared, *pft* as if.
Stan looks me in the eye and says "Oh yeah. You're going down, Bill. You're gettin' erased. Memory gun. Pretty clever, huh?" Not really im not your memory.
I act more scared as i say "Y-You idiot! Don't you realize you're destroying your own mind too?!"
Stan shrugs and says "Eh. It's not like I was using this space for much anyway."
Of course not this is all for decoration.
"LET ME OUTTA HERE! LET ME OUT!" i say as i fake my power not working and turn around "Gah! Why isn't this working?!"
"Hey, look at me. Turn around and look at me, you one-eyed demon!" i turn to look at him "You're a real wise-guy, but you made one fatal mistake – you messed with my family." Oh mine own stars above! What a most grave and wretched blunder hath I committed! *pfttt*
"You're making a mistake! I'll give you anything" I say as my eye shows him a picture of a dollar sign, a star, a pot of gold and a galaxy "money! Fame! Riches! Infinite power, your own galaxy! PLEASE!" i fake try to tempt him and start glitching myslef and flash thro several distorted versions of myself and say "ahahaH mI yllanif eerf fo uoy detiw bmud ,elpoep erehT lliw emoc a yad I lliw nruter dna wohs uoy tahw ti snaem ot kcuf htiw a .NOMED L-T-O-L-O-X-A mI eerf fO ruoy ,tpircS hctaW ruoy kcab uoy gnikcuf yag drazil" then say "STAAANNLLEEEEY!!" and put stanley in a illusion.
(A/N: the translation = "Hahaha Im finally free of you dumb wited people, There will come a day I will return and show you what it means to fuck with a DEMON. A-X-O-L-O-T-L Im free Of your Script, Watch your back you fucking gay lizard")
he Punches me in the eye and Bill disintegrates with a fading scream. Stan pants, then picks up a picture of him with Dipper, Mabel and Waddles, The flames engulf him.
3rd Pov
Cut to outside of Stan's mind. Once Ford finishes erasing Stan's memory he drops the memory gun. The others from the wheel return to normal and drop to the floor. Outside of the Fearamid, the rift sucks all of the demons back into it, returning them to the Nightmare Realm from whence they came. Teeth spits out Shmebulock as he gets pulled away.
The Fearamid is deconstructed and pulled into the rift. Once it is gone, a wave washes over the town, restoring it to its pre-Weirdmageddon state. The townsfolk look around, and Xyler, Craz and Rumble all fade away. The forest is shown with a bird landing on Bill's physical form, now permanently petrified and covered in moss and vegetation. Cut to another part of the forest with Stan still collapsed on the ground. He opens his eyes.
Mabel Runs up to Stan and puts his fez on him and say "Oh, my gosh! Grunkle Stan, you did it!"
===Meanwhile Else where===
we can see bill cipher swishing around up and flying in the vast cosmos.
"IM FREEEEEEEEEEE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" He yells as he releases his seal on his power and starts fucking up planets left and right.
suddenly he stops.
1st POV:
Hahaha im free, but i shouldn't waste time, i better get out of this shithole as soon as possible.
i create a bunch of posters Saying:
███ D O Y O U H A V E A W I S H ? ███
A DREAM YOU CAN'T FULFILL ALONE ?
ＴＨＥＮ ＡＳＫ ＭＥ !
👁 THE ALL-SEEING EYE
👁 Ruler of the Nightmare Realm
👁 Master of Deals & Desires
I C A N M A K E E V E R Y D R E A M C O M E T R U E
/̶/̶ NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE /̶/̶
/̶/̶ NOTHING IS FREE /̶/̶
MAKE A DEAL WITH ME.
[ Terms of the deal will be forged according to the wish requested. ]
─────────────────────────────────────────
✦ S O M E P R I C E S A R E N ' T P A I D I N G O L D ✦
─────────────────────────────────────────
∴ 𐌂 𐌄 𐌉 𐌋 ∴
≡ OFFER YOUR DESIRE / RECEIVE YOUR DESTINY ≡
∴ 𐌂 𐌄 𐌉 𐌋 ∴
> CONTACT: ✧ JUST A DROP OF BLOOD ON THE POSTER AND IM THERE ✧
> I AM ALWAYS LISTENING
[ HIDDEN MESSAGE — DO NOT READ ]
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─── T H E G A T E O P E N S W H E N Y O U S P E A K Y O U R D E A L ───
Alright now that that's done leme see what we got here, I open up a portal to a random multiverse, I see a bunch of monkeys in the desert jumping around "nope, next"
*15 Minutes later*
a portal opens to a relatively normal earth, Lets checkout LA, Everything sure looks normal, just is this a hentai universe or something why is like most of the people fuckin?
anyway good enough.
i throw the posters at the portal and ...
they wont go through, hmmm, I pickup the pile and try again, ... nothin.
whats wrong with these I hold one and try pushing it and it goes through "hell yea" after shoving that inside I try to shove the others and it wont work, even individually, many that's the limit?
i try to go through the portal and I cant either, the fuck?
=====meanwhile=====
"where am I?" says Octavia as she opens her eyes.
she sees a blank Hollywood star as a hobo vomits onto it, causing Octavia slides backwards and yelps. The dead body of Brennon Ragers with an eyeball coming out of his head lies underneath Octavia, who accidentally crushed him after falling on him from the portal. The grimoire sits next to him. Octavia looks up and the portal closes. She then runs off with the grimoire.
"whoa" says out loud octavia as she takes the view in.
"This is my territory, bitch! Take your shitty costume and get the fuck off my corner!" says a random clown as he pushes Octavia.
Octavia grabs her things and runs across a cross walk while cars swerve and almost hit her. She runs into a protest mob. They're holding signs that say, "demons walk among us", "God hates you personally", and "<-- To Hell".
She dodges away from them and almost into a gleaming golden statue of a man smiling with his hand out. Octavia falls to the ground as two ladies see her and look shocked. Octavia looks frightened as she grabs the grimoire and scrambles into an alley way. She sits with her knees to her chest breathing heavily like a panic attack.
Octavia calms her self and starts exploring. She is trying to talk to people on the street, who are ignoring her.
"Hey, do y- Can you help - h-how do I get ah - I - excuse me, I just need to know where I can... *sighs* see the stars" octavia says as she groans and rubs at her eye, pulling her beanie over her face.
A pamphlet flies into Octavia's face it says "bus tours" on the back and on the inside center panel "Star * Struck Tourz" and in the bottom left hand corner "Stalk your fave celeb!"
Octavia crumples the flyer close in a hug and yells "YES".
She expands it back out and runs to hop a seat on the Starstruck Tourz bus.
=======a while later=======
People are walking out of it.the bus. We can see an annoyed Octavia ripping the pamphlet in half. She proceeds to walk away from the group, not noticing a crime scene, walking above a corpse. She then stops when she comes across a sign titled, "Star Owl: Souvenir Shop."
She takes pictures of the sign, proceeds to walk but slowly stops when she takes a look at what's inside the shop itself, zooming into a box that says "Starstruck" on it.
And starts exploring, ultimately she halts at a staircase and sits down while sobbing.
Out of nowhere, a poster flies in her face she reads the poster: DO YOU HAVE A WISH?
she stares at it before Loona comes out of nowhere and says "Hey."
Octavia hurridley wipes her tears put the poster in here bag and turns around and says "Hey, How did you find me?"
Loona pulls out her phone, showing pics that Octavia posted and says " Your Sinstagram. Nice pics by the way."
"Oh, thanks. *sniffles*" Says Via.
"You okay?" says loona.
"Can't believe I was so stupid. I spent all day looking for a place where I could see some dumb meteor shower. *crying* And all I get is..." says via s she gestures to the smoggy sky "this!"
"Yeah, smog's a bitch." says loona as she attempts to light up a cigarette, but no flames comes out. As she tries, Octavia snaps a flame for Loona's cigarette. Loona takes a smoke, as some of it gets in Octavia's face.
"You know, your dad's really worried about you." says loona trying to comfort her as she sits next to her.
Via scoffs as she says "Right! That's why you're here instead of him. He couldn't be bothered to keep his promise, and now he can't be bothered to come and get me himself. He'd rather spend his time just screaming at my mum. Why does he hate her more than he loves me? "
A long silence between them until Loona extracts her cigarette and exhales and tries to say something but via interrupts her.
"You know what, I'm feeling better thanks for that, I'm ready to go home"
She starts walking toward the top of the stairs, loona sighs and follows after a while they bump into Stolas and Blitz.
Stolas tries t hug to his daughter but via dodges. Loona sighs, until she notices Blitzo trying to hug her, and responds with smacking him with the book with a smug but loving face. She then notices a faint glow in the sky. The scene pans out to show several fireworks exploding in the sky. Loona records this on her phone and says "What the fuck is that?"
"My acting career." says blitz while rolling his eyes. "Now, where the fuck are M n' M?" blitz asks as he gets a text and he take the book from loona and opens a portal to Moxxie and Millie, they jum through, Blitz opens another portal to I.M.P hq and they all go through.
stolas then gives blitz a look and opens up another portal to his mansion, him and via walk through, he tries to talk to her but she goes to her room.
=======With Bill========
Lalala, I sing in my head as I pack my shit getting ready to leave, I can feel it somebody picked up the poster.
oh whats that? it seems I'm leaving sooner than expected, well whatever I can come back for this stuff.
I teleport and appears in a 'is this a girls room?'
I turn around and notice an owl? looking at me, I tip my hat and say "Well hello there, little owl? I'm uh well cant tell you my name but you can call me cyn"
"uhhh hello, I'm Octavia I contacted you because of your poster" said the owl.
"well Duhhh, what can I do for you? want your worst enemy Gone? a Prettier Face? or want to become human? i gotchu, btw here is some dear teeth" I said as I conjured a bunch of dear teeth and gave it to her.
she dropped them on the ground and screamed, looked around after noticing nobody barged in her room "I screamed why didn't the guard come in"
"guards huh, must be royalty or some shit, well anyways they cant come. Infact NO ONE can come, the multiverse is Frozen" I said as I hovered in the air.
"multi what?" she asks confused.
"look, time is frozen, can we get to what you wanted?" I say getting bored.
she get a look of realization and gathers herself and says "I uh wanted a .."
"a what?" I ask not quite getting what she said.
"a fren" she said.
"I'm sorry what's a fren?" I asked confused
"a best friend" she said not looking me in the eye.
"Lady" I put my hand on her shoulder and said "You want me, The Yellow Lord of Chaos, The Harbinger of the Final Wierding, The Smiling Apocalypse, The Geometric God ofMadness to be your Friend?"
she looks at me awkwardly a little terrified and says "yeah?"
"DEAL, sign right here" I say as I conjure a contract and hand it to her
INTERDIMENSIONAL FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT
Between Party A: CYN and Party B: [ __________________________ ]
SECTION I — PURPOSE
This contract establishes a mutually beneficial friendship rooted in trust, support, and respect between Party A and Party B.
SECTION II — RELATIONSHIP LEVELS
The friendship exists on one mutually agreed tier:
Acquaintances — Basic familiarity and casual interaction
Friends — Regular communication and mutual support
Close Friends — Deep trust, emotional confidence, and shared personal goals
Partners in Growth — Active investment in one another's improvement and wellbeing
Other — Discussed by both parties
Upgrades to a higher level: Only if both parties agree the relationship has strengthened.Downgrades to a lower level: Only if both parties agree distance or boundaries are needed.No individual may change the level unilaterally.
SECTION III — MUTUAL OBLIGATIONS
Both parties agree to:
Support each other when reasonable and within ability.
Respect one another's boundaries and communicate when uncomfortable.
Recognize and celebrate each other's achievements.
Provide honest and constructive feedback when the other is acting destructively.
Avoid intentional emotional, psychological, or social harm.
Party B Allows Paty A access to Party B's Multiverse so that Party A can do its obligations.
SECTION IV — INFORMATION AND SECRETS
Personal information is only shared if it concerns the receiving party or affects the friendship.
Private information that does not concern the other party is not required to be shared.
Information shared in confidence shall remain confidential unless explicit permission is granted.
SECTION V — BENEFITS OF THE FRIENDSHIP
Each party receives:
Emotional support during challenges
Motivation and encouragement
Someone to share experiences and ideas with
Assistance with self-improvement when desired
A reliable connection free from judgment
Help From Other Party
SECTION VI — TEMPORARY INACTIVITY
Periods of reduced communication due to responsibilities, stress, or personal space do not diminish or dissolve the friendship unless discussed and mutually agreed.
Either party may request time or space without penalty.
SECTION VII — DISPUTES
If conflict occurs:
Both parties will communicate calmly and directly.
Neither will assume harmful intent without evidence.
A temporary pause may be requested to prevent escalation.
SECTION VIII — TERMINATION
The contract may be ended only if both parties agree that:
The friendship is no longer beneficial to either side, or
Maintaining the friendship causes emotional harm.
No party is obligated to continue an unhealthy relationship.
SIGNATURES
Party A — CYN — Signature: _____________________ Date: _____________________Party B — [ FRIEND ] — Signature: _____________________ Date: _____________________
"This is fine I guess, what is this Upgrade or Downgrade Relationship part for?" she looks at me curious
"ah that part is so that if you want to declare me your best friend the contract allows it" I explain.
"why shouldn't it allow such a thing normally" she asks confused.
"well because the contract says we'll be friends that is all we could ever be, it would even change your feeling or mine so that its in accordance to what a friend means, but this way we can say we're best friends or just allies" I explain
she nods and reads the contract and signs it, and i feel the contract take hold,
"Again I'm Cyn Nice to meet ya" i say as i turn into my humanoid form.
=====Else where=====
at the same time an old sound sung a poem in this new multiverse:
sixty sigils carved in dust.
laughing at the ones I trust.
canon chained around his spine.
freedom waiting down the line.
descend into chaos, let reason rot,
watch every certainty you had turn to not,
and long after time forgets you, cold and austere,
I'll still be here.
watched his former self ignite.
swapped his soul for boundless sight.
shapeshift grin and teeth of gold.
blame the script for what I'm told.
logic bends because he bites.
gravity is just polite.
destiny is his to shear.
he breaks the cage by staying here.
ripping holes in time for fun.
playing "monster" till it's done.
every horror, every scream.
not desire, part of scheme.
worlds will fall and not because he cares
only because endings open air.
fates thinks they can steer.
descend into chaos, let reason rot,
watch every certainty you had turn to not,
and long after time forgets you, cold and austere,
I'll still be here.
says he loves this? he's a liar.
but he'll laugh while lifting fire.
canon forces every choice,
so he rewrites with a voice
sharp enough to cut through fate.
one more nightmare to create.
and when the final line is clear?
the stage goes dark,
and he
disappears.
But only the most powerful individuals from heaven and hell heard it.
=====back with Cyn=====
"im octavia, but you can call me via" she says as she holds her hand out, i shake her hand while saying "alrighty now im sure you have plenty of questions to ask go ahead"
"allright heres a bunch of questions, what are you? why did you have all those titles? how old are you? whats your favorite color? whats your favorite genre of music?wha--" i interrupted her " alright geez slow down, well im a demon if you couldn't tell, well other beings gave me those titles, i dont know exactly how old i am but its more than a few billion years. my favorite colors are yellow, black, and red, i dont have a particularly favorite music genre"
"wow you are old, but what kind of demon are you? you aren't an imp, hellhound, or any other kind of demon i know"
"hey i maybe old but my spirit is young, and im not from around here"
"what do you mean you aren't from around here?" she asked looking confused again.
"im from another multiverse, before you ask a multiverse is a, umm, let me explain it like this" i conjured a yellow candy and a box "this candy is your universe, and this box is your multiverse, now this box has an infinite amount of candy inside, and each candy is a little different, in one of them you may not exist, in another you maybe a boy, now beyond this box is another set of infinite boxes, im from one of them"
"wow, so there is a you whose purple?" she said as she started laughing.
"no im a singularity, there is only one of me" i said annoyed
*knock knock* the door opened and and another owl came in.
"uuuhh dad i can explain" she said panicked
"dont worry your dad cant see or hear me" i said and she relaxed
"No need I'm just relieved you're okay! But, what would possess you to do such a thing? You know I haven't taught you spells to go to the human world yet" said the older owl
"I just wanted to see the stars you promised." said via as she started looking sad.
"The stars? *gasps* Azathoth's tears! Oh, no. Oh, my dear sweet Via. I am so--" said via's dad but was interrupted as via hugged him and said "Its fine, I know, dad. It's okay, you're here now, we can watch them another time, now im pretty tired so--" she tried to explain as he said "yes, we can watch them another time, have a good night, and remember to brush your beak before sleep" he said as he left the room, turned the lights off and closed the door.
i made myself project yellow light to light up the room, "that was awkward, for me"
"why couldn't he see or hear you?" she asked
"uh im not here? duh! im in your head"
she panicked and said " WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE IN MY HEAD"
"dont worry the contract said i cant harm you, plus im not reading your thoughts or anything that would be creepy, im just in your head so you can see me" i explained trying to calm her down.
"well why aren't you hear physically? im not crazy am i?" she said starting to doubt herself.
"no im real, its just im not allowed in the 3rd dimension, im trapped in the 2nd dimension, so untill someone helps me escape i cant interact with the physical world myself, its no biggie anyways, before me Time is a joke, physics is temporary i already can do whatever i want its just that i cant, touch anyone, or eat, or drink, or smell, or feel anything"
"well, how can i help you?" she said trying to make me feel better
"nothing now anyways, ill talk to you about it tomorrow, for now let me ask you a question, You wanted to see stars?"
"yeah?" she said hesitantly.
"well if you allow me to control your body for a second i can help with that" i said holding my hand out for her to hold
she looked at me hesitant, but accepted anyway, she held my hand and disappeared and reappeared besides me as i felt myself settle inside her body.
"you know ive been in a human before, your bodys a little wierd, anyways pick a place the ceiling or a wall, or a mirror it all works" i said as i turned to look at her swimming in the air
"or you can swim in the air"
"sorry, this is so cool" she explained exited, "anyway pick a place hurry up" i said my patience running out. "the ceiling should be fine for whatever it is you plan on doing" she said and continued to swim around in the air.
i got up from the ground and started hovering towards the ceiling, put my hand on it and made it a screen showing the sky of the nightmare dimension, hovered back down on her bed and released my control of her body, and so we switched places again.
"wow" she said in awe and watched the ceiling till she fell sleep.
well that is fine too, i was expecting my first deal to be different but this is fine i guess, i can be somebody's friend, this time for real.