"fuckin finally" i said as via and loona got in the limo, "come on it wasn't that bad" said loona as she sat in the limo and closed the door, "yes it was, your little shopping trip lasted 6 fucking hours, I don't even have a physical body and feel tired"
"pft/haha" they started laughing at me again, if I don't do something soon I'm gonna lose it, after they finally calmed down via asked "where do you want me to drop you off, at home or your dad's office?", "home is fine" said loona as a comfortable (boring) silence fell in the limo, after a couple of minutes we reached loona's apartment "Alright, today was fun, see you later" said loona as she picked her bags up and got ready to leave.
"why are you saying goodbye to me?" I asked amused, "well, because I'm leaving?" said loona looking at me confused, "we signed a contract, remember?" I said as I duplicated, which made them look at me weird, ""what?"" I asked using both mental presence of myself at the same time, "you can clone yourself?" asked via as she eyed both me's, ""This is not a clone, a clone is another being that has the same physical body as you but a different soul, this is another mental presence of me, you didn't think I was constantly just focusing on you guys right?" I asked as they looked around bluffing ""no/of course not"".
"sure ..." I said using both me's, loona got out of the limo and me 2 followed, me 1 looked at via and said "can we go watch tv now?", as via sighed "what's with you and tv?"
====meanwhile with me 2=====
we reached the 3rd floor of the building loona took her key's out and opened the apartment door, this looks relatively normal, she started walking towards a door with a bunch of keep out signs, I guess this must be her room, she opened the door and went inside, tossed her bag aside and dropped onto her bed. her room is uhhhh, aha the word I'm looking for is "cliche", "what?"she asked me, oops "nothin" I said as she leaned back on the head board of her bed and took her phone out, her room was basically a goth girls room, dark, with the black, purple and red theme, her bed was black with purple accents, I laid down beside her and peeked into her phone.
this looks like a dating app? she continued swiping left (rejecting) on her phone, "why are you rejecting every single one of them?" I asked curious, "because every single one of them just wants to fuck? i want ... something else" she replied as she thought on her words, "well ... what do you want? i imagine there isn't a better feeling than sex seeing how almost everybody thinks about sex all the time" she then gave ma a weird look before saying "I want love I guess, and I wouldn't know about the sex part, but it is weird you haven't had sex, how come? are mortals not beautiful enough? you at least had girlfriends right?"
"wow a virgin demon, there's a good joke in there you just have to find it, and beauty is relative to taste so it isn't universal. i don't have a body so I can't have sex even if I want to" I said as I stared at the ceiling, thinking about the virgin demon joke, a virgin demon, an angel and a guy walk in a bar??
"what about when you possess people?" she asked a pointless question, "I don't feel anything when I possess anybody, its like playing a video game but more immersive, I did try to have sex in a possessed body once, didn't go too well"
♪ Hey pretty baby with the sun in your eye ♪
"yeah? what did go wrong?" she said as she put her phone aside and rolled on her stomach, "I possessed a member of one of the cults I had and had sex with a bunch of people, well not sex more like I "ate" out a bunch of female members and drove them *sigh* insane"
♪ You make me feel like I'm up in the sky ♪
"as for me having a girlfriend, trust me I tired but you can't exactly have a relationship with someone when nobody can see them so everybody thinks they're crazy, plus it doesn't help that you cant touch them, or hold them, or kiss them, or prove you are real and not a figment of they're imagination"
♪ I wanna tell you, wanna make you mine, ah hey ♪
♪ I'm all talk with a thorn in my side ♪
"that's the saddest thing I've ever heard" she said as she looked at me with pity, "well that's the cost of great power, you'll be alone, no one can understand you, everybody just assumes you're evil, and they'll judge you based on things you didn't even wanna do!" I said as I started to remember all the things I did because of THAT STUPID FUCKING SCRIPT, "hey, at least there are some benefits to having huge amounts of power, like uhh, nobody can mess with you, or take something that's yours, and you never feel ... helpless and week"
♪ I got a real big heart that I'm willing to hide ♪
"wow, you suck at consoling" I started calming down a little, "hey! you don't have to be a dick dude" she said as she rolled her eyes at me, I stared at her with a blank face "I can literally feel your emotions, that tsundere stuff doesn't work on me" she blinked rapidly as she said "tsun what? and where is the music coming from?"
♪ You ask me what I want from life, I said to ♪
♪ Make a lotta money and feel dead inside ♪
I suddenly noticed the music "oh, that's my concept" I said as I closed my eyes, "your what?" she asked as she started looking around searching for the source of the music.
♪ Hey pretty baby can you feel that heat? ♪
"my concept, they sing on my mood, it's not voluntary, it just happens" I said to her as I gave her a summary of what a concept is, "so what concept is singing now?"
♪ You got me twitchin to the edge of my seat ♪
I sighed as I said "death", she wistled and said "wow, that got dark real quick, ... and why is death singing this ... song? why not another not-so-dark concept?"
♪ I take your hand, lead you out to the street, oh ay ♪
"because it's the concept that I'm the most attuned to, the more you are near your concept, do as your concept, the more attuned you will become to it, and I've been near so much death and destruction its my most powerful concept, so it can act on its own most of the time, even if I control my mood and emotions it will do what it wants"
I suddenly feel loona's intense gaze on my mental projection, *sigh* should be fine, stick to the plan.
♪ To tell you that your golden hair and pale blue eyelids ♪♪ Make me feel like I might go wild ♪
====tomorow====
3rd pov
Stella and Stolas are sipping tea, giving each other glares while Stella's brother, Andrealphus, looks on, "Stolas" says stella giving stolas the stink eye "Stella" said stolas reciprocating stella's stink eye, "CUNT" "WITCH", at this point Andrealphus has enough and coughs, stella not getting the signal slams hands on table, gets up and says "FUCKISH. IMP. SUCKER!"
"Why did you insist on meeting me here?" stolas asks as A tiny imp server pours tea for Stolas. Stolas looks at his phone that says: "Reminder: Deal @ Ozzie's set". Andrealphus coughs again and says "Ahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more...compensation. After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely, you owe-" as stolas interrupts him "Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage. As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue"
at the same time in another corner of the cafe, we can see loona and octavia, and a cute looking human girl sitting at a table holding menus to cover their faces.
1st POV
"why are we here again?" I asked as I watched via's mother and father insult each other without pause, "we are here to make sure nothing happens to dad" right I looked at the aura's of the three goetia's and I could only think of one word, ant. Actually less than an ant, yes that's it an atom of an ant, these are supposed to be powerful? man I have this multiverse in a bag.
"why are you possessing a kid again?" asked loona as she squinted her eyes at me, "I need a body to protect anyone, and I'm not gonna possess either of you two in the presence of potentially not retarded demons" I said as I started fiddling with this kids hair, I don't know why her hair keeps getting in her eyes, "and why did you possess a girl and not a boy, huh? this is super suspicious" loona said as her gaze intensified.
"look Im not gonna possess a guy unless I really, and I mean Really have to, even thinking about it feels gay, as for why a little kid, well kids are harmless who's gonna suspect a little girl to be an all-powerful demonic god" I said as I shurged
3rd POV
The imp server pours tea for Stolas, who shooes it away, and looks out to see Bombproof is racing toward the glass window "Up yours!" yells stella as she flips stolas off, Andrealphus groans as he says "Stellaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!"
The window breaks, revealing Striker posing on a table. He discards his poncho and twirls two angelic revolvers in his hands. He fires one and the bullet hits the window near Stolas' head. Stella grins evilly at Stolas as he dodges more bullets. He flies out toward the exit. Striker wraps Stolas in glowing white rope before he can escape. Stolas falls to the ground in an alley, captured, but before striker can pick stolas up and put him on his horse a little girl appears in front of him.
"You lost kid?"striker asked as an ominous feeling settled in his gut. Suddenly the little girl sighed as she snapped her fingers and everything went dark for Striker.
meanwhile andrealphus and stella portaled to andrealpus's mansion and sat down "So, earlier. That assassin, Was that yooouuu?" asked andrealpus playfully, stella looking smug and satisfied said "Guuiilty. Yes, it was." andrealpus then said less playfully "You silly minx, you *giggles*. Though, you know, if your husband dies it won't turn out well for you." stella looking confused said "He'll be dead, why wouldn't it?" andrealphus looking slightly concerned said "Because, my dear sister, you've already produced an heir; when he dies, his duties, his possessions, his legions, it'll all pass to.... Via."
Stella absentmindedly continues to drink without acknowledging him, andrealphus looking annoyed says "So, if you kill him, you would.... Hmm?" stella still not getting the point said "Laugh? Ha-" before andrealphus faceplams in anger and says "No, you stupid cow! You'd get nothing! Ugh... You're so lucky that you're attractive", stella also looking annoyed says "Well, what do you propose we do? He won't leave me anything willingly, he hates me almost as much as I hate him"
"Hmm. Well, this kind of situation is extremely unique; a Goetia has never behaved like this before" andrealphus stands up from his chair and walks behind Stella and continues "But, with him alive, we have options. Opportunities. An eternity's a long time, my dear; I say we bide our time, and wait for our chance to... GAIN the upper hand." hearing that stella begins to pout and whine "Oohhhhhh, but I want him dead so badly!"
"And he will be, in time, my fiery vixen. But, patience first, now" says andrealphus as he hands her his customized phone "call off your mangy stray", stella huffs and takes the phone and calls stiker, few minutes pass and he still doesn't answer.
====somewhere else at the same time=====
1st POV
"aaaaand done" I said as I put stolas down on his bed, after saving him and the girls preventing me from killing striker because "I'm above that" I teleported us to via's mansion, "thanks" said via for the nth time "I told you its fine" I said again as I teleported to where I picked the little girl up and released my control over her and dispeled this instance of myself reappearing with octavia and loona, I started hovering towards via's room, the girls followed in silence.
via turned the tv on and we started watching interdimensional cable, after a few minutes I finally had enough of them talking all the time so I teleported to my puppet in the human world.
as I read her memories and checked on her progress I sighed satisfied at the huge improvements, the hadron collider that I ordered her to build is being built at a fast rate, a couple of days and it is finished, figures giving them the blueprint and giving her the ability to empower other pupets she makes physically did the trick, seeing how many humans she made her puppet I think its time to check on my influence on this reality.
i started probing the universe, seeing how much I could affect it, seems to be a good amount, I should be able to create a meat sack, I started creating my mental image as an empty flesh vessel, aaand done. that wasn't too bad, only need a little more progress on spreading influence in hell and I should be able to escape the second dimension if everything goes according to plan.
i possessed the empty vessel and teleported to hell, and started walking around taking a stroll through hell, hmm isn't that that creepy demon that was at the "overlord" meeting, I wonder what's he up to, I started following him for a while and he went inside a hotel named "hazbin hotel? wow someone sucks at naming" I turned the vessel invisible and intangible and followed him, he was walking around the hotel just looking at things? is this guy ok in the head, what's he doing, at some point he teleports and I follow.
3rd POV
Alastor teleports in front of Angel Dust, looks at lucifer and says "Just some of the renovations we had done. Adds a bit of color, don't you think?" Lucifer looks at him suspiciously, and points his stick at him "And you are?" Alastor reappears behind Lucifer, catching his attention "Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sir. Quite a pleasure!" Alastor shakes Lucifer's cane and wiping his hand in somewhat hidden disgust "It's nice to finally put a face to the name, You are much shorter in real life." said Alastor as he makes a hand gesture indicating the height difference between the Morningstars.
"Who is this? Who is this now? Are you the bellhop?" Lucifer asks as he hides his contempt, "Haha! No! I am the host of the hotel. You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast."
"Hmm. Nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the Has-been Hotel! Hahaha." Lucifer mocks Alastor as he laughs at him, "Ha ha ha! It was actually my idea."
"Ha ha ha! Well, it's not very clever!" Lucifer said with barely concealed malice "Ha ha! Fuck you" Said Alastor as a comeback.
With each sentence, Alastor and Lucifer were getting closer to fighting before Charlie gets in the way to stop them in between "Okay! Okay, anyway. Dad, look at this lovely parlor where people can get to know each other and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings! Without Alastor, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much." Alastors looks at charlie before saying "Charlie has a very unique vision. I am happy to fulfil her bizarre requests" Alastor places hand on her shoulder. Lucifer is grumpy that he is winning over Charlie more than he is, which makes him very angry to the point where he growls in frustration.
"Oh, thank you, Alastor" says charlie with her usual smile, "Quite an impressive young lady" said Alastor before continuing condescendingly, "We're all very proud of her" Lucifer clears his throat and says "Charlie, dear, why don't you introduce me to your OTHER friends?" Lucifer walks right between them before pointing his stick to the others at the table "Oh, yes, of course. This is Vaggie. She's my girlfriend!" charlie said as she hugged vaggie "Oh ho my golly! You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common! You put er' there, Maggie! Hey!" Lucifer said as he hugged vaggie while laughing "She's so pretty"
"Uh, lovely to meet you, uh, sir!" said vaggie as she cleared her throat, charlie then pointed at the table and said "And this is Sir Pentious and Angel Dust, our guests!" Sir Pentious hears his name being called and stands at attention, making a salute to him, Meanwhile Angel Dust is flirting with another guest in the back, charlie then points at another guest in the back and saying "And this is our newest guest Dipper! he's a human investigating a demon? or something like that!"
Before anybody could say anything else a young man appeared out of nowhere and pointed at Dipper, he started shaking uncontrollably, "bill?" dipper said jaw dropped to the floor, his face still blushing at Angel Dust's flirting.
bill's shaking got more uncontrollable as he finally yelled "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
(A/N: this chapter was released late because more than half of my previous draft for this chapter was wiped, and I had to remember what I wrote and write it again)