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Chapter 113 - Chapter 112 Go buy melon seeds for Tuanzi!

The eerie entity roared heartbreakingly outside the door, while the two inside were entwined. Finally, Bai Yuze stopped his movements because Yui Yuigahama was on the verge of suffocating.

"You… why are you so skilled?!"

Tuanzi blurted out a classic line to cover her embarrassment, but she momentarily forgot that Bai Yuze already had a girlfriend… she was just the challenger…

"Is your brain deprived of oxygen? I have a girlfriend."

"Then… how far have you two gone…?"

"You two bastards inside! Stop it right now!"

The eerie entity outside pounded frantically on the door, the noise interrupting their conversation.

"Do you think you've got this in the bag? Hehehe! It's not that easy!"

With that, a sound of tearing flesh came from outside the door, followed by a sticky sound from the peephole.

Bai Yuze immediately understood what the eerie entity wanted to do. The rules stated that each person only had three chances to peek through the peephole. After all chances were used, the peephole would be directly punctured by a screwdriver, just as it had seen.

In other words, once the chances were used up, the peephole would be destroyed, and at that point, it would belong to the eerie entity.

Now, the eerie entity had blocked the peephole with its own blood, directly preventing the two from peeking through it again. According to the rules, it hadn't destroyed the peephole, so this was also effective.

"Hahahaha! You've lost your last resort. Just wait for your own demise!"

The eerie sound outside the door stopped abruptly, indicating that it had left.

Yui Yuigahama leaned in to look through the peephole, and sure enough, she couldn't see anything, which made her look worried. Seeing this, Bai Yuze pulled her into his arms.

"Xiao Ze… will we die here?"

"No, we still have dreams yet to achieve. How could we possibly die at the hands of an ordinary eerie entity? Do you trust me?"

"I've always trusted Xiao Ze! We'll definitely get out of here! But Xiao Ze, what's your dream?"

"To open a harem!"

Bai Yuze didn't even frown! Since he had chosen his path, he would see it through to the end! The more capable, the more work, after all!

"Go to hell, scumbag!"

Yui Yuigahama raised her foot to step on Bai Yuze's foot, but before she could succeed, Bai Yuze picked her up.

"Ah!!!"

Tuanzi let out a cute sound. Bai Yuze carried her to the sofa, his hand stealthily reaching for her waist.

Tuanzi immediately realized what Bai Yuze was about to do, so she quickly tried to appease him.

"Xiao Ze… you wouldn't do anything to me, would you? Hehehe~"

"Naughty children need a good lesson."

Bai Yuze was smarter this time. To prevent Tuanzi from being "broken" again, Bai Yuze tickled her with one hand and spanked her with the other, essentially canceling out the effects.

It was like a belt dipped in alcohol, disinfecting as it spanked! The more he spanked, the younger she got! He was practically bullying Tuanzi into being his grandson!

"Wuwuwu… you bad guy!"

Tuanzi lay on the sofa, strongly condemning Bai Yuze's actions. This inhumane behavior should be punished with castration!

She wanted to rub her bottom, but she had laughed for too long and had no strength left in her body.

"Right now, your mouth is probably the toughest part of you."

Bai Yuze mocked Tuanzi while rubbing her sore spot. Sabre watched in astonishment.

"Is this how humans flirt?! It's so shocking! I have to try it someday!"

"Bastard! Look what you've done to Sabre! And since you're helping me rub, why did you bully me?! This is clearly pointless!"

Tuanzi tried to reach out in a final act of defiance, but when Bai Yuze "accidentally" applied a little more force, Tuanzi immediately quieted down.

"You can't say that. Haven't our feelings grown quite a bit?"

"Bastard! How does one grow feelings like this?! Why don't you pull out a ring and propose while doing it, like in those hentai plots?!"

Yui Yuigahama was so exasperated by Bai Yuze's words that she accidentally blurted out something astonishing.

"Hentai plots? Proposing while doing it? Tuanzi… you have quite a lot of experience?!"

Bai Yuze discovered an astonishing secret. He had always thought that doujinshi and hentai were for men, but it turned out women watched them too!

It really confirmed that saying, when women get horny, men have nothing on them!

"You, you, you… don't talk nonsense! Be careful, I'll sue you for defamation!"

Yui Yuigahama flat-out denied it, refusing to admit it no matter what! Admitting it would be worse than dying! But she was quickly subdued by Bai Yuze!

"Is that so? But I accidentally recorded it here~"

Bai Yuze opened his phone with a mischievous smile. The recording time indicated that everything she had just said was recorded…

"Huh? Why are you recording for no reason?!"

"Can't I record a little bit of a beautiful life?"

"No, no! Delete it! Delete it!"

Even if her body were shattered, she wouldn't fear, for she wished to leave her pure reputation in the world! Even if she had to go all out, Yui Yuigahama had to delete that voice recording!

"Why are you trying to snatch it? Didn't you say you didn't watch it? The clear-minded remain clear-minded, why are you so agitated?"

"Idiot, scum! Trash! So what if I watch doujinshi plots and hentai?! Hand it over to me now!"

Yui Yuigahama stopped pretending. I watched it! So what?! As long as I can get to that place… as long as I get that thing…

"Alright! Thank you for your cooperation!"

Bai Yuze stood up directly, dodging Yui Yuigahama's pounce. He turned off the phone's recording function and looked at Tuanzi with a mischievous smile.

"Eh? What does that mean?"

Tuanzi's CPU was overheating. What did he mean, "thank you for your cooperation"?

"I actually didn't record what you said earlier at all. The recording you saw was something I casually recorded, but it did allow me to elicit what I truly wanted!"

Bai Yuze clicked on the earliest recording on his phone, and there was no sound. However, the recording Bai Yuze just ended had Tuanzi's own admission.

"So what if I watch doujinshi plots and hentai Hand it over to me now"

Bai Yuze deliberately mimicked Tuanzi's tone, then, with a mischievous smile, he hugged Tuanzi, whose eyes had lost their light, and whispered into her ear, laughing.

"Now Yui-chan you wouldn't want this recording to be known by others, would you~"

As that sentence fell, Tuanzi recalled her surprise when she first encountered humiliation-themed doujinshi. She had thought such plots were fake, but she never expected the phrase "art imitates life" to hold so much truth!

For some reason, Bai Yuze just loved to bully Tuanzi. Watching Tuanzi's pouting face made Bai Yuze feel happy all day!

Perhaps Bai Yuze was just a bad person… perhaps teasing a fool was genuinely fun!

Bai Yuze always felt that one day, walking down the street, someone would point at his nose and scold him.

"She's already silly! And you still tease her! Go buy Tuanzi some melon seeds!"

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