Seeing Tuanzi about to be 'broken' by him, Bai Yuze quickly stopped his teasing.
"Hahaha, just kidding, but Tuanzi's expression just now was great!"
Tuanzi punched Bai Yuze, this time with a lot of force, and then cupped Bai Yuze's head, observing him carefully.
"What's wrong with you?"
Tuanzi's gaze was like she was interrogating an object, which made Bai Yuze a little scared. Could Tuanzi be awakening some strange attribute?
"I'm looking for a USB port to see what's in your brain!"
Yui Yuigahama felt that every action and every move Bai Yuze made was pre-designed, which made her wonder, wasn't Bai Yuze tired of doing this? Always calculating this and that.
"How could I have something like that? Do you think I'm a high-tech robot?!"
Bai Yuze smiled helplessly. What a 'flesh is weak, machine is ascendant' moment!
"You don't look like a robot... I feel like you're a blonde protagonist from a doujinshi or an uncensored anime... the kind that humiliates..."
Tuanzi looked at Bai Yuze's appearance, then thought about Bai Yuze's actions, and became more and more certain of her thoughts! Only two things needed to be verified!
First, Bai Yuze wasn't blonde... Second, Bai Yuze's time... how long... she remembered that blonde protagonists in doujinshi usually had...
"Ouch!"
Before Yui Yuigahama could let her imagination run wild, Bai Yuze's hand instantly moved to her head!
"What are you doing! If you hit me again, I'll bite you! If you make me stupid, I'll cling to you for life!"
Yui Yuigahama bared her teeth at Bai Yuze, but seeing Bai Yuze raise his hand again, she immediately behaved!
Bai Yuze poked Yui Yuigahama's forehead and said helplessly.
"How dare you say what's in my head! What are you thinking about all day? Tell me! Whose doujinshi have you been reading?"
There are many doujinshi with blonde protagonists, but in the second dimension, if you mention the 'humiliation' genre... then the strongest golden-haired loser in history definitely has a place! Bai Yuze seriously suspected that Yui Yuigahama was reading the masterpiece of the blonde, flat-chested, loser clown!
"Don't you read them? Kashiwagi Eri-sensei is very famous! But to be able to draw such an amazing plot, I'm really curious what Kashiwagi Eri-sensei looks like in real life..."
"Maybe she's a girl Even blonde, with twin tails, a young lady, and a complete loser"
"Ah? How is that possible? Shouldn't a young lady like that learn a lot of etiquette? Things like this... they should disdain them and turn pale at the mention of them..."
Yui Yuigahama couldn't imagine that while she was talking about humiliation doujinshi, Bai Yuze had already 'doxxed' the author! God's perspective! Kid!
"Let's not talk about that. When did you start reading these things?"
Bai Yuze was a little confused. Did Tuanzi also read these things in the original plot? Why didn't he remember?
"Just recently... these past few days..."
Yui Yuigahama looked shy... After returning from the first Guaidan instance, she read the memories in the crystal, and then couldn't stop thinking about Bai Yuze. But Tuanzi was also in love for the first time, so she consulted a kind older sister online! The other party's answer was that boys like cooperative girls.
So the other party shared Kashiwagi Eri's works with Tuanzi and sold them to Tuanzi at a discount!
Thus, Tuanzi embarked on a path of no return...
Bai Yuze: ...
After hearing Yui Yuigahama's explanation, Bai Yuze seriously suspected that Yui Yuigahama had met Eriri's mother, Sawamura Sayuri, online.
The reason was simple: if it were just an ordinary otaku selling doujinshi, they could have recommended pure love, but the other party immediately recommended humiliation... Because most of Eriri's drawings were of that type of doujinshi!
Damn golden-haired loser! You've corrupted my Tuanzi! But...
Bai Yuze suddenly showed Tuanzi a smile. Seeing this, Tuanzi felt a burst of inexplicable confusion.
"What's wrong?"
"Ahem, nothing, I just want to see how well you've learned?!"
Bai Yuze grinned mischievously and pounced on Tuanzi. Tuanzi lay on the sofa, her head turned and eyes closed, looking like she was ready to be plucked.
Bai Yuze's smile widened at the sight, so he locked Sabre upstairs.
"Hey, buddy! What did I do to you? I don't even care to watch!"
Sabre was cursing, but Bai Yuze clapped his hands and went downstairs. He didn't want to be live-streamed while doing important things.
Ding-dong!
The doorbell rang again!
Tuanzi stopped moving and asked indistinctly.
"Should we go open the door?"
"It's fine, it's fine, I'm here! You just do your thing."
Bai Yuze sat on the sofa, stroking the head of Yui Yuigahama, who was kneeling in front of him.
The Guaidan outside was a little confused. Although it had smudged the peephole, if the two were truly slacking off, it would feel something was wrong! This made it curious about what the people inside were doing, so it connected its senses to the furniture inside the house...
"WDF?! No! This is outrageous! I'm outside shouting and knocking on the door, and you're doing this inside the room! This is too much bullying for a Guaidan!"
That's right! Bai Yuze didn't like being watched, so the Guaidan shouldn't expect to see Tuanzi's body, but for the 'biting' (split into left and right) part, at most his 'little brother' would be seen by the Guaidan, and he didn't care!
"Too much bullying for a Guaidan! Too much bullying for a Guaidan! But is that really a length a human can achieve...?"
After the Guaidan's shame turned to anger, it was astonishment. It initially thought it had seen wrong, thinking it was someone's forearm, but then...
Just then, the real Yuigahama-ta returned. The Guaidan sneered at this.
"Let you ignore me! Watch me make some fun for you!"
With that, it blew a breath at Yuigahama-ta, and Yuigahama-ta's voice immediately turned into a man's voice, but Yuigahama-ta herself heard it as perfectly normal!
Then it waited for the two to not open the door, and for it to devour Yuigahama-ta!
But... Yuigahama-ta walked to the door, first twisted the doorknob, then made a confused sound.
Then there was movement inside the house, and finally the door opened. Bai Yuze reached out and pulled the Yuigahama-ta from outside in.
Guaidan: ... Cheater! Can't play!
The instance ended, and the Guaidan didn't understand where it lost until it died...
In fact, it did everything well, but it forgot a very small detail.
That was that the real Yuigahama-ta didn't know the door had been locked by Bai Yuze before she left. Therefore, the real Yuigahama-ta's behavior upon returning home would definitely be to first twist the doorknob, then be confused, and then call for them to open the door.
The Guaidan knew the door was locked from the beginning, so it kept shouting outside, and Bai Yuze kept not opening.
Even if the Guaidan truly realized this, genuine confusion cannot be faked!
[Temporary Instance: When Will Mother Return? Has Ended]
[Player: Bai Yuze]
[Rating: S-rank]
[1. Found hidden rules, exposed the Guaidan's conspiracy. 2. One peephole peeking opportunity remaining]
[Reward: Guaidan Ability Development Level 1]
As soon as the light screen disappeared, Bai Yuze felt his head about to explode! Then he felt his eyes change again.
"Bai Jun... What's wrong with you? And why did you two lock the door?"
Yuigahama-ta was a little confused. She looked at her daughter and saw that Tuanzi had an item in her hand, and at the corner of her mouth... there seemed to be a... black hair?
After Bai Yuze's headache subsided, he opened his eyes and was about to explain... but found that Yuigahama-ta and Tuanzi were exposed...
Bai Yuze instantly knew what he had awakened...
"Lace... and blue and white bowls..."