Oliver
I think my brain is fried
After locking in the last bolt, I threw my bag somewhere I'll worry about that later. I sluggishly made my way to the room and flop on the bed
"Home sweet home" nah that sounds wrong
"Hell, damn hell" yeah....
It did not even take a minute and I'm drifting off to octopus riding hyena's world
*Next Morning*
Strange beeping noise fills the air, think its coming from my phone I don't wanna wake up I was getting to the part where the octopus finally marries the hyena!
Unfortunately, I had to open my eyes planning nine hundred and ninety-nine ways to murder the idoit that keeps bashing my phone up
Checking my phone nothing, nada, not even a missed call then where is this noise coming from. My eyes flash around the room did batman finally decide to leave a bomb in my room to kill me?
I mean look at my sexy body its pure evil for hot creatures like me to be alive I'm illegal it was only about time for all the superheroes in the world to get rid of me but I expect getting banged first if that's the scenario
Only for my eyes to stop dead at my wall who the fuck painted it then only for ME to realize it's not a painting
Now that has me getting up from the bed, is it…
From my head?
"Huh, my brain really fried" I scoff in disbelief. There's a pink rectangular like notification hanging in the air, at least its pink.
"there's a message"
You have Been Successfully bound to the He is Royalty Stardom system!
"You gotta be fucking kidding me"
I give my head a good shake and quietly entered my bed, it's just a dream it's just a dream once I wake up it will be to the sounds of my neighbor's awful music not to some weird bubble floating shit
Oliver Greechie Halter contestant N0 50
A feminine voice echoes painfully loud in my head
Holy Molly Dolly!!
I shriek from the bed and landed butt first bumping my toe to the lampstand
I'm getting rid of it
"Who's… there?" I'm not usually the scared type because I can handle myself but it's a whole new level now that I can't see who I'm supposed to fight
I am called Verline, your virtual assistant assigned to you during your walk of fame on "He Is Royalty"
So, it can talk I thought it was just a voice in my head, I sigh
"When I went to check myself up, they said I had a slight cold they never told me I had a terminal illness called delusion…..." placing a palm to my head, i sorrowfully sigh
"My grandma always says when it gets too crazy to be called crazy jump and reach for the clouds"
In this case, I'll jump and reach for the ground I'm already on the top floor going to the rooftop won't be difficult
"Well then violin please inform my landlord I won't be able to pay this month rent due to my death, nice meeting you" I'm already out of my room before the voice comes back
I'm afraid I won't be able to help you with non-related tasks, only tasks concerning our set on journey and my name is Verline I'm your virtual assistant not an instrument
That got me laughing a bit
"Well, you would be much more useful if you were a violin no offense, I really don't need a virtual assistant, that takes money, me playing violin gets money" if I learn, with my current skills I'll get myself in jail for the murder of human ears
During this journey you will be required to complete different tasks which will earn you fame and money, Greechie
Did she just snob me?
"Don't call me that, Oliver is fine"
"And this sounds too far fetch I'm this close to losing my remaining brain cells here" I continue rambling
"You're telling me I just have to complete different tasks to earn me fame and money, there's a catch"
I do not understand what you mean by that Oliver, instead I understand as your assistant that you have to complete tasks to fill up your progress bar
A bar pops up out of nowhere displaying 0% I take in a deep breath
"Okay let's do a recap here"
"You're not some depressed Wako who planted a microchip inside my head in my sleep to mess with me" I deadpan
No, I'm Verline, your virtual assistant
"This is real then not a dream"
Very real Oliver once you selected yes, you were automatically added in this system
"Is there any way for me to get out?" cause this is all bullshit. Is it so had for me to just want to do nothing with my life? I ain't asking for silver and gold here
Failure to complete at least a task for each week will result to very serious PENALTIES
That sent shivers down my spine, penalties? Tasks? What the heck did I get myself into this time
"What if I don't want to do anything, I want out of this game"
Unwilling contestants will immediately be removed from the game
My head bobs at that "that's good then"
And their various world
My breathing halts the fuck?
You will die Oliver