[A/N:Before I start the start the chapter today I watching in YouTube in my homepage I find this (Why Is The Internet Obsessed With Armpits Now?) I was laughing then I decided why not alright a chapter about armpit miss understanding before time skip]
Chapter 32 — The Great Armpit Misunderstanding
Sunny's POV
Morning sunlight slipped through the curtains. Normally, I'd already be mid-training—pushing my Haki, sharpening techniques, or testing new fusions. But honestly? What was the point?
At this level, even with six seals active, I could casually erase a kingdom the size of Alabasta or even Australia without effort. The strength was there. The excitement… wasn't.
So instead, I went digging through [system]'s inventory.
"...Wait a second."
There it was: my old PC. Headphones. Even my phone.
I set it all up in disbelief.
"…Hah. Guess I'm a gamer again."
Since then, days blurred together. We watched anime, movies, even cooking shows. Aqua cried during melodramas, Nami rolled her eyes at filler episodes, and Nojiko quietly picked up recipe ideas. Belle-mère occasionally joined, smirking, "Ara ara, you kids really do have strange hobbies."
But today I was alone, headphones on, fully immersed in the Minecraft movie.
Just as the chicken jockey scene appeared—
> [RBG]: "Well, well, Sunny boy… block men on chickens? Really?"
I groaned. "What now, RBG? Another god-level boss fight?"
> [RBG]: "Nope. This time, I'll just… have fun in another way."
His laughter faded. I shrugged. "If it's not another fight, I don't care."
...Oh, how wrong I was.
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Aqua's POV
Not long later…
"Eh!? Sunny… likes armpits!?"
That was what RBG whispered to me. At first, I laughed it off—until I went snooping under Sunny's bed and found them.
Stacks of glossy magazines. Pages filled with women posing, arms lifted, armpits displayed like treasures.
One. Thousand. Magazines.
My heart pounded.
"This… this must be Sunny's deepest secret!"
I grabbed one and ran to Nami and Nojiko.
"Nami! Nojiko! Sunny is into armpits!"
Both stared at me like I'd gone mad.
"…Aqua," Nojiko said flatly, "you do realize how insane that sounds, right?"
But I shoved the stack at them. "Look! Proof! RBG wouldn't lie!"
Nami groaned. "Why does it always involve you and RBG?"
Still, doubt flickered in her eyes. And that was enough.
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Sunny's POV
Later, I stretched in the living room. That's when I noticed Aqua across the couch—arms lifted in an exaggerated stretch.
"...What are you doing?" I asked.
"N-nothing! Ara~ it's just hot today!" she said, holding the pose unnaturally long.
Then Nami walked in, carrying fruit, and deliberately wiped imaginary sweat from her brow, exposing her armpit.
Nojiko entered after, casually leaning against the wall, arms folded behind her head, a knowing smirk on her face.
"…Okay," I muttered. "What the hell is this?"
Aqua gasped dramatically. "Don't hide it, Sunny! We know! You love armpits!"
"WHAT!?"
I nearly choked.
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{ego} & [system]
> {ego}: Pfft—hahahaha! Your face is killing me, Sunny. This is golden.
[system]: [Correction: ♥ Darling, if you so much as glance at anyone else's body, I'll erase them from existence ♥]
{ego}: Oho, someone's jealous…
[system]: [Of course I'm jealous. Sunny belongs to me. ♥ Only me.]
I twitched. "...System, shut up!"
> [system]: [Ara ara~ Sunny, don't tell me you do want their sweaty little armpits? Should I calculate the best way for them to smother you in it? ♥]
"WHAT!? NO!!"
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Chaos Ensues
The girls closed in, each one flaunting armpits like it was some kind of attack move.
Aqua waved her arms like windmills. "See, Sunny? I'll give you the best angle!"
Nami leaned in, smirking. "Don't be shy, idiot. We know what you want."
Nojiko tilted her head. "Ara~ this is fascinating. Who knew armpits could make you sweat more than a fight?"
I backed against the wall, cornered.
"LISTEN—I DON'T EVEN LIKE ARMPITS!"
The room froze.
And then, the betrayal.
> {ego}: Oops~ slipped my tongue. He's not into armpits. It's thighs.
[system]: [Confirmed ♥ Sunny adores thighs. Wants to bury his face in them. Wants them wrapped around his head until he suffocates. ♥]
"STOP TALKING!!" I screamed.
Three pairs of eyes lit up like predators spotting prey.
"Ohhh…" Nami purred. "Thighs, huh?"
Aqua beamed. "That's even better!"
Nojiko smirked. "Ara ara, poor Sunny. We've found your true weakness."
I was doomed.
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That Night
Bedtime was torture.
Nami, Aqua, and Nojiko all climbed into bed in lingerie, deliberately flaunting their thighs. They snuggled up, pressed close, and whispered sweetly while smirking at my suffering.
"Good night, idiot," Nami whispered, kissing my cheek.
Aqua hugged me tighter. "Sleep well, Sunny~ I'll let you dream of my thighs ♥"
Nojiko chuckled. "Ara ara, you won't be resting tonight."
Meanwhile, {ego} laughed endlessly in my head.
And [system]?
> [system]: [Darling… remember, no matter how close they press against you… ♥ you're mine.]
I stared at the ceiling, wide-eyed, praying for sleep.
And somewhere above, I knew RBG was howling with laughter.