[Stats loading...]
The blue screen flickered in front of his vision, numbers and words cascading down. Mick watched as his new life condensed into raw data.
[Stats Complete]
Name:Shaun Smith
Age:0 Days
Lust: 5
Charm: 3
Strength:0
Endurance:0
Sin Committed:0.01%
MILFs Slot:0
Sin Store: Locked
Current Balance:$0
'So these are my stats now.' His tiny eyes moved down the list. 'Sin Store? Current Balance? What the hell is all this?'
[Oh good, you can read. I was worried for a second.]
'Wait, you can hear my thoughts?'
[Yep. Angela gave me temporary access to your mind just for this stats explanation. Once we're done, the access gets blocked. So enjoy this brief moment of actual communication while it lasts.]
'Why would she block it after?'
[Something about privacy and free will and blah blah blah. Honestly, I stopped listening after the first minute. Angela talks a lot when she's explaining rules.]
'That sounds about right.'
[Anyway, let's get through this before I lose access. Your name is Shaun Smith because that's what your mother named you. Thrilling stuff, I know.]
'I figured that part out myself.'
[Wow, look at you being all smart. Gold star for the newborn.]
Mick's tiny face scrunched up in annoyance.
[Oh, don't give me that look. You asked for a system, you got a system. Moving on. Your age is 0 because you were literally born today. Shocking revelation, I'm sure.]
'Can you just explain without being an ass about it?'
[I could, but where's the fun in that? Alright, fine. Lust is at 5. That's your baseline for sexual desire and how attractive you are to others. Higher lust means you want it more and others want you more. Pretty simple.]
'And Charm at 3?'
[Charm is how likeable you are. How easily people trust you, how well you can talk yourself into or out of situations. You can be sexy without being charming, and charming without being sexy. Right now you're a baby, so 3 is actually not bad. Most babies are at 1.]
'Guess I've got that going for me.'
[Don't let it go to your head. You still shit yourself.]
Mick would have flipped the system off if his hands worked properly.
[Strength and Endurance are both at 0 because, again, baby. Strength comes from exercise and training. You'll need it for fights and for lasting in bed. Endurance is specifically how long you can go during sex without tiring out. Both will increase as you grow and actually do things.]
'Okay, what about the Sin Committed thing? How did I already get 0.01%?'
[Oh, that. You were thinking about your mother's tits sexually while you were sucking on them. That counted as lustful thoughts. Congrats on your first sin, you little pervert.]
'I have an adult brain! What was I supposed to think?'
[I don't know, maybe "wow, this milk tastes good" like a normal baby? But no, you went straight to "these are nice tits." Can't say I blame you though. They are pretty nice.]
'You're supposed to be helping me, not judging me.'
[I'm doing both. Multitasking. Anyway, sins accumulate from everything. Lustful thoughts, lying, stealing, sex, all of it. Each sin feeds your power and sometimes gives you money. But here's the catch. You need to commit at least three to four sins per week or you get penalties.]
'What kind of penalties?'
[The bad kind. Loss of stats, physical pain, locked features. The system doesn't fuck around. So keep sinning.]
'This is insane.'
[This is your life now. Deal with it. Now, MILFs Slot is at 0 because you haven't bonded with anyone yet. Bonding means having sex with them and making them feel desired and alive. Once you do that, they become part of your roster.]
'Roster sounds weird.'
[So does "collection" and "harem." Pick your poison. They all sound weird.]
Mick couldn't argue with that.
[Sin Store is locked until you hit 1% sin accumulation. Once it opens, you can buy anything you want with sin points and money. Weapons, skills, information, upgrades. The store has everything.]
'Everything?'
[Well, not literal everything. You can't buy world domination or immortality. But most practical stuff? Yeah, it's in there.]
'And I'm broke.'
[Correct. Zero dollars. Poorer than poor. You'll earn money by completing quests and committing certain sins. Some sins pay better than others. Stealing a candy bar gets you nothing. Seducing a lonely MILF? That's where the real money is.]
'Of course it is.'
[Hey, don't complain. You signed up for this. Angela warned you what kind of system this was.]
'I'm not complaining. Just... processing.'
[Good. Because I'm about to lose access to your thoughts in about ten seconds. Angela's timer just went off in my head.]
'Wait, already?'
[Yep. So here's the deal. From now on, I can only see your facial expressions and hear what you say out loud. No more mind reading. Which means you're going to have to actually talk to me like a crazy person.]
'That's going to be awkward.'
[Very. But again, Angela's rules. She's big on the whole "free will" thing. Didn't want me all up in your head 24/7.]
'I guess that makes sense.'
[It doesn't, but whatever. One last thing before I lose access. You're going to shit yourself in about five seconds. Just a heads up.]
'What?'
[Three... two... one...]
Suddenly, his stomach twisted. Hard. A churning, uncomfortable sensation that made his tiny face scrunch up.
'Oh no.'
Before he could do anything, warmth spread across his diaper. The smell hit immediately.
'You could have warned me sooner!'
[I did warn you! I said five seconds! Not my fault you didn't clench.]
A loud, piercing cry erupted from his mouth without his permission. His infant body's automatic response kicked in, and he couldn't stop it.
'Shut up! Stop crying!'
But the wailing continued.
[And there go my mind-reading privileges. It's been real, host. From now on, you're on your own in that head of yours.]
'This is bullshit!'
[Yep. Welcome to your new life. Oh, and by the way, you've got guests incoming.]
Footsteps approached from somewhere in the house. Fast and concerned.
"Is that Shaun?" Cassandra's voice.
"Sounds like someone made a mess," Clara replied, her tone amused.
The door opened. Clara reached him first, lifting him from the crib.
"Oh, someone pooped!" she said with a laugh. "What a big boy!"
'I didn't mean to!'
But of course, she couldn't hear him. No one could.
Clara carried him toward the bathroom, bouncing him gently. Her curves pressed against his small body, and despite the situation, he noticed.
Then the system screen flashed back.
[QUEST ACTIVATED]
[Objective: Find a way to see Clara's full nakedness when she's not wearing anything.]
[Rewards: +3 Lust Points, +0.5% Sin Points, $1,000, + 3 Charm ]
His crying stopped abruptly.
'Are you serious?'
[Dead serious. And just so you know, I can't hear that thought. Your face just looks confused right now. But I'm assuming you're either excited or horrified. Either way, good luck.]
Mick stared at the screen, then at Clara's chest, then back at the screen.
'This is going to be complicated.'
[Probably. But hey, at least it won't be boring.]