"Back away, Trainer Igo. Final warning!"
"Make me."
Air Groove was on defence and could only retreat as the young man slowly walked forward. Air Groove kept on sliding back until her back hit the wall. Air Groove was about to start moving sideways, but the young man moved quicker and slammed his hand next to Air Groove's head, pinning her.
"Kuh!"
"Kukukuku!"
With his prey pinned down, the young man stepped up his attack. Since he had just worked hard erecting the vertical garden, he still had some sweat on him—a perfect weapon against any Uma. The young man unbuttons the top 2 buttons on his shirt and flaps it to let air flow in and out, carrying the steam of his sweat.
"Man, all that hard work makes me sweat."
"Kuh!"
Air Groove was hit with only a small percentage of the full potential, but she can already feel her head turning to mush. Her ability to reason has dropped, and she starts hearing another voice in her head. Her voice, but saying something the real Air Groove would never even think about.
Pin him… Pounce… Attack…
"Kuh!"
Air Groove bites her lips and claws at the wall behind her. As a vice president of the student council, she can't become like one of those crazed Umas. If she did, Goddesses only know what would happen to Tracen Academy. For the future of everything, Air Groove's common sense must win.
But sadly for her, the young man couldn't empathise with her struggle. All he sees is that he is winning the struggle between her and him. And he couldn't be happier about it. It's his ability, and what's so wrong about using it for his benefit?
"Air Cutie, can I ask you to keep hush-hush about this?"
"Pant… Pant… Pant… Kuh! I'm! I'm a vice president! Pant… Pant… I can't let you take someone else's trainee forcefully!"
"Forcefully, yes? Then, how about if Rice Shower chooses me herself?"
"Pant… Pant… Kuh! As long as the Uma chooses for herself… That's fine… Pant… Pant…"
The young man's sadism is provoked by Air Groove's reaction. The way she constantly looks as if she is on the verge of breaking causes the arrogant young man to want to fuck around and find out. He seductively grabs Air Groove's chin and lifts it to look at Igo's face directly.
"Thank you for the legal advice, Air Cutie~"
"Kuh! Pant! Pant! Pant! Go away!"
Ponce… Attack… Ride… Ride… Ride husband… Create life… Ride… Attack…
"Trainer Igo! Pant! Pant!"
"Fufufu~~ Let me give you a payment for your service, Air Cutie~"
The young man confidently slips his fingers into Air Groove's pocket. Feeling, for a brief moment, the softness and plumpness of Air Groove's thigh as they pinch her handkerchief. He pulls the small cloth out and uses it to wipe the sweat on his neck.
"Wha–what are you doing?!"
"The legal advice payment, of course. Here."
The young man, fully knowing just how potent his sweat is to Umakind, put the handkerchief over Air Groove's nose.
"Ah…"
The Uma known as Air Groove finally understands what pure blissfulness feels like. Her legs gave way, she slumped onto the ground, and she grabbed her face really tight. Her breathing became rapid and deep, and her eyes became bloodshot as she sniffed the handkerchief to completion. Gone is the vice president of the student council, Air Groove has become just another Uma Musume.
"Kukuku~~ Enjoy, Air Cutie."
The dealer leaves the addict now that he is sure she is hooked on the substance. With Air Groove in his hands, the young man has just gained a politician he can lobby to have his voice be heard, and he doesn't even need to pay her any money.
"You hear her, Little Cocoon. As long as Rice Shower chooses to change teams, then it's okay."
"I… I… I see… What's your plan?"
"Be my eyes and ears. To change Rice's mind, then I need to show her what she wants. I have trainees who have a similar run to hers, so I can train them as a projection of my ability to help Rice gain what she wants."
"That's… Make sense…"
"Why do you say it like that?!? As if I never said anything normal up to this point!"
Because you never.
"Just out of curiosity, what is your real personality?"
"What? I beg your pardon? What do you mean by 'real personality'?! I'm me!!"
Got it. You're a crazy person who should be avoided unless absolutely necessary.
XxX-XxX
*Ssshhhkk*
"I'm coming in."
"Welcome back, trainer."
"Oh, Urara~"
When the young man entered his team room, the cute pink blob greeted him. Her shining smile blasts the dark lord straight on his face. If Urara were to hug him, he would turn to ashes.
"Are you slacking on your training?"
"Urara is not!! Urara had just arrived!"
"Yeah? Why can I trust you?"
"Mmmmhhh!! Meanie!! Urara is not lying!!"
"I can smell a liar, Urara. Come here, you little rascal."
The young man yoinks Urara into his arms and smashes his face onto her cheek. The young man repeatedly sniffs and kisses the cute little pink blob until he is satisfied.
"This is what liars get, Urara. Hm! Hmm!!"
"Hahahahah!! Stop!! Urara is not lying!! Aahahahaha!!"
"Too bad! No one is here to save you from me!! Now prepare yourself!!"
The pink blob grabs the young man's head and pushes him down to her chest. Obviously, it is to protect her face from the young man's assault.
"You're not stopping me, Urara! I can still rub my face on your chest!"
"HAhahaha!! That tickle!! Hahahehehe!"
Urara keep pushing the young man down her body. Now the young man's face is dabsmack on her stomach. The young man doesn't stop his teasing of Urara because why would he? It's the cute and pure Haru Urara who could do no harm, except giving you diabetes.
"Mmhhh!! Take this! Take this!! You naughty slacker!!"
"Hehe~ Hehe~~ No~~"
Urara grab a better hold of the young man's head and slowly pushes it down even more. The young man was unaware that Haru Urara's legs were spread open and circling his head. As the young man's head moved down Urara's body, his chin caught on Urara's jersey pants. With this, as his head moves, so do Urara's pants.
"Hehehehehe~~ Nooo~~"
*SSSHHHHKKKK*
"TRAINER!! I'M BACK!! DID YA MISS ME?!?!"
Suddenly, the door burst open and Goldship came in. By the looks of it, she had just landed and immediately came to the team room. Probably running through the town. On her back is a massive, swelling backpack with random items poking out of it.
"Oh? You're back. Ready to win that G-one you promised me?"
"Boooo~~ Your beloved Goldship had just landed, and you immediately asked about jobs? Not cool, man~~"
"Shut it."
The young man quickly put down Urara once the troublemaker had arrived. Whatever the bastard will do is something the young man needs to face on with his hands free.
"I'm so tired!! I had just battled a buff blonde vampire, you know?!"
"Uh-huh… Bad luck for you then. At least you get a vacation, Goldship."
"You don't believe me?! Fine!! Here!"
Goldship angrily rummage through her backpack and brings out a massive brown slab that is clearly broken off something much bigger. The white haired Uma throws the big slab, and the young man catches it, before he looks at it. There are Egyptian engravings on the slab.
"Yeah… I can make this in my room, Goldship. Where do you get this anyway?"
"A sarcophagus."
"Uh huh… Sure…"
*WHhhoooooosssshhhhh*
"Hmm?"
The wind suddenly picks up outside. Trees rustle, leaves are blown away, and fences are shaken from the intensity of the wind. Only then does the young man believe Goldship and take a deep breath.
"Fuuuuuuh… Haaaaaahh… Fuuuuuuuuuuubbbbeeerrrr Nuuuuugggeeettttsss…"
With heavy feet, the young man walked up to one of the windows that looked out to the field. As he expected, dark fogs hover around the field, even with how intense the wind is. A figure, who looks like she doesn't belong in this universe, stands in the middle of the field. The place where the thing is standing almost makes it look like it wanted to be seen.
"Reeeetuuuurrrnnnn the slaaaaabbbbb~~~"
"Fuuuuhh… Sigh…"
That's the authentication factor if I ever need one. This means that this slab is the real deal. Something worth more than five years of my paycheck. I could live a luxurious life with this. But…
"Reeeettuuuuurrrnnn the slaaaaabb~~ Or suuuffffeeeeeeer mmmyyyy ccuuurrssseeee~~"
"..."
Fuck it! We ball!!
"What's your offer!?!?"
