Andy changed into a tight T-shirt with blue stripes and a pair of shorts with a silver-gray snake scale pattern. Looking at his handsome and strong self in the dressing mirror, he struck a few poses and kept adjusting the corners of his mouth to see which smile and expression was more attractive.
Well, I should be more natural. This smile is so stiff and fake. A cool look would be good, right? What if I'm too cool and no beautiful women come to chat me up? Oh, I'm so conflicted. Forget it, let's eat something first.
Andy, who was extremely conflicted in front of the mirror, shook his wet hair, walked out of the cloakroom, and saw several exquisite dishes already laid out on the long table in the open dining room next to the living room.
He opened the wine cabinet beside him, and a cool breeze filled his face. He took out a bottle of ice wine, picked up a long cylindrical wine glass from the bar, walked to the dining table, poured himself a glass of wine, and sat down to enjoy his food.
Because they were going out to play in the evening, there were no dishes like stir-fried green onions and garlic. Andy was very satisfied with the Kung Pao Chicken, pan-fried veal tenderloin, and grilled lamb chops. He ate with relish. Liu Yan, wearing an apron, came over with a beautiful glass bowl and a smile.
"This is seasonal fruit salad. I'll add some mint leaves to it to help with the greasiness."
"Haha, thank you Aunt Liu." Andy smiled and thanked. He was really satisfied with Liu Yan's cooking skills. For her, Liu Yan specially learned how to cook Western food some time ago. Now Andy's table is basically a combination of Chinese and Western dishes.
"Wow! It seems that I have come at the right time. Ms. Liu, bring me a set of tableware." The person spoke loudly and walked quickly. Andy rolled his eyes in annoyance when he heard the voice and looked at Carl who was walking hurriedly. Because of his obesity, it was very difficult for him to walk. His forehead was covered with sweat and his breathing was heavy.
"Carl, you've gained weight again. You should lose some weight. It's not good for your body!" Andy frowned slightly and said seriously.
"Huh~~~ This damn weather is killing me." Carl grumbled gloomily after wiping the sweat off his face with a handkerchief after sitting down at the dining table. Hearing Andy's concern, he couldn't help but smile bitterly. "I want to lose weight, too, but if I can't enjoy delicious food, what's the point of that kind of life?"
"Health is the most important thing. I don't want to lose a partner so early!" Andy put down his chopsticks and said angrily.
Carl was deeply moved by Andy's serious expression and deep concern. However, as an adult, he wouldn't act like he was moved to tears. He said seriously, "Don't worry. I have regular checkups with my doctor. Aside from obesity, I don't have any other problems. I'll take good care of myself."
When Andy heard Karl say this, he nodded, picked up the wine glass and took a sip. He looked at Karl who took the chopsticks from Liu Yan and started to pick up the food awkwardly, and couldn't help but chuckled, "How are you planning the party tonight?"
Carl's serious expression changed to a quirky smile with a hint of "I understand you" in his eyes. He said to Andy with a smile, "I have a surprise for you!"
"What surprise? Don't laugh so lewdly!" Andy felt a little uncomfortable with Carl's laughter and said a little annoyed.
"Haha, tonight I've invited several executives from film companies. They've all been negotiating film copyrights with our company lately. We'd like to use this opportunity to get together and build closer relationships. After all, this is Hollywood, and movies are the mainstream here. There will be some celebrities who will show up uninvited looking for opportunities."
"What's so surprising about this? Hollywood is full of stars." Andy curled his lips in annoyance. He felt that he didn't have the confidence to have sex with those female stars in Hollywood yet.
"Hehe... Of course, the chances of those big names showing up are slim, but there are definitely second-tier and third-tier ones. You're very popular right now. After all, your fame is still very big these days, plus you have this handsome face.
"Look at this body, these muscles. Your nude photos are very popular now. I wonder how many fujoshi are hugging them and licking them." Carl teased obscenely while poking the muscles on Andy's arms with his fingers, with an expression of envy and jealousy on his face.
He slapped away Karl's weird hand on his arm and cursed with disgust: "Shit, mind your dirty hands, I'm not gay!"
"I'm just admiring you! Don't say it so disgustingly." Carl said angrily, "I told you it was a surprise, and it's a surprise. You'll know when the time comes. I think you'll be very satisfied. Besides, tonight's party is a 'swimsuit party'!"
"Swimsuit party?!" Andy almost choked on his drink and asked in surprise.
"Hehe... Of course, how about it, are you satisfied now? I know you must have been holding it in for the past few months, so enjoy it tonight!" Carl's fat face was full of obscene smiles.
Andy stared at the wine glass in his hand, his mind racing. "Carl, when does the party start? Will I just be wearing swimming trunks? Will there be a lot of pretty girls?" The sudden, slightly anxious tone of voice made Carl's hand, holding the chopsticks, tremble.
After all, this was his first time attending a party like this. He'd seen them in American TV series before, and thinking of those bikinis, those seductively hot bodies, those turbulent scenes, he couldn't help but shudder. What if he accidentally got an erection? Oh my god, wearing tight swimming trunks, with his cock sticking out like a stick, that would be a complete embarrassment. It would probably spread all over Hollywood soon, and he would become a laughing stock.
He felt a little hesitant when he thought of this. After all, he didn't believe that he could hold on after seeing such a hot and exciting scene.
"Hey, Andy, relax. You weren't like this before." Carl stuffed veal fillet into his mouth and said to Andy with a helpless look on his face. He couldn't understand why Andy became so nervous.
Andy put down his glass, looked up at the ceiling, was silent for a while, and finally sighed. Finally, he told Carl all his concerns, wanting to hear if he had any way to avoid this situation.
After listening to this, Carl stopped holding the chopsticks in his hand with a piece of lamb chop in mid-air, his eyes wide open, looking at him with an incredible and strange look, "Andy, how horny are you? Just looking at a beautiful woman in a swimsuit will make you..." When he said this, Carl saw the fierce and angry look in Andy's eyes and couldn't continue.
Seeing Carl pretending to be a little submissive, he rubbed his face in annoyance, nodded with a sad and helpless expression, and confirmed that he would probably raise the flag to salute those bikini beauties at that time.
Then, a little angrily, he said, "After all, I haven't had sex in months, and look at my body right now. I have so much energy that needs to be released. Don't look at me like that. I think that's very likely to happen. This kind of thing is not something I can control just because I want to."
Phew…
Carl couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter, "Haha... Control yourself, haha... You're done, I've prepared a surprise for you, those little bitches will surround you and tease you to death, and then you'll... Haha, you're done!"
Andy looked at the fat guy who was holding his stomach with his hands, tears on his face, and couldn't stop laughing. He couldn't help but blush and shouted loudly in a cowardly manner: "Shit, fat guy, stop laughing and tell me what to do!"
"Okay... okay... wait a minute, I really can't hold it anymore, OK, OK..." Carl, who was laughing a little, saw Andy with a red face, looking at him with a ferocious look, but the shyness and embarrassment that could not be concealed still made him laugh.
"Okay, tell me, do you have any solution?" Andy was a little exasperated. If he didn't solve this problem, his little brother would have nowhere to go tonight.
"Ahem... Come closer and listen." Carl hooked his finger with a lewd look on his face. Andy moved his chair angrily and put his ear close to listen.
"Before you go to the party, masturbate to calm your nerves. That way, you won't make a fool of yourself during the first half of the party. By the time everyone's drunk, no one will care about this anymore. You should be able to hook up with someone and have sex in any room."
After saying that, Carl patted Andy, whose expression was frozen, squinted his eyes, and looked like he was so awesome.
"Hurry? Ahem..." Andy touched his nose awkwardly, his face slightly red again, and he muttered uncertainly in a low voice.
"Hehe, what's so shameful about this? What's worse, masturbating or making a fool of yourself? Think about those piles of tempting white breasts, those bikinis, all kinds of deep cleavage, and sexy beauties. My God, I want to die on them!" Carl's lewd smile made Andy want to strangle him to death.
"Ahem... Tell Joseph the time and place of the party, and get out of here as soon as you're done eating." Andy picked up the wine glass with trembling fingers and drank the ice wine in it, glancing at Carl with disgust.
Carl looked at Andy who was escaping with a smirk on his face, coughed lightly, and said in a low voice: "Remember to find some plant essential oils or something, that way you will feel more comfortable!"
After hearing this, Andy turned around suddenly and glared at him fiercely. Only when he saw the fat man's smirk did he quicken his pace and go upstairs.
"Damn, I'm so embarrassed. Why didn't I remember that in my previous life, I was also defeated by teachers Cang and Hatano? Oh, mistake, mistake. Did I hurt my brain when I traveled through time? The emotional intelligence of otakus is really flawed!" Andy sat in the boss chair in the study, covering his face with his hands, full of annoyance and regret.
In the study, I looked at the audio and video files I had just downloaded and looked at the essential oils and paper towels on the table.
"Ah... even if I wear it, I still can't avoid the fate of masturbation!" With a sigh, Andy put on his headphones, clicked on the file, and listened to the familiar opening music and the familiar charming face. "For my little brother's eternal life, I will masturbate with my Qilin Arm one last time! After tonight, I bid farewell to the hero Yang Guo, and we will never see each other again!"