"Where the hell are we?" I asked and the partygoer, whom I realized is named NEYGB, shrugs. "You see, I think I might've gotten lost. It seems we're in some kind of desert." I sigh. "You're shrugging! I need to actually eat and drink or I'll die." "I forgot humans don't have self-feeding servants like we do?" I tilt my head in confusion. "My body rips chunks of my useless internal organs/leftover and saved meat into energy. Because my body heals immediately, I'm never starving."
I look with shock. "Damn it. "Well, we better find something soon. Also, don't you think your name is a bit too complex?" I say. "What do you mean?" I feel like if you named yourself something more simple, then it'd be easier to talk to you. How about, um... Purple Guy?" It sighs. "Just call me Oliver then?" Oliver kicked his horse and they moved to the sun and I followed suit. "Is that a connection?" "No, I just thought of it off the top of my head. Also the name of a tasty human I ate."
I make sure to keep my distance a few extra feet away. We find a ghost town and see people come out but they're zombies. I slowly approach, pulling out my gun but they hold their hands up and do some weird motion. Oliver is doing some odd motion too and then Oliver hops off his horse and gives it to one of them. I decide to hop off and do the same. "Don't worry, they're friendly. "That was just sign language," Oliver whispers to me, which waters down most of my worries.
I decide to take pictures all around and send them to MEG to research. Now it's late at night and I wake up in the hotels they offer, which are surprisingly good and well kept, with the food being edible and not pukable. I walk around lazily but then hit my foot on a hatch. I open it and it leads to some type of basement from one of the stools I grab a lamp and head inside but once it closes, it is no longer there.
I sigh and venture deeper but then come across a strange monster! I realize I don't have my gun and bump into bookshelves in this basement and crack my lamp but then I feel it—my horse and the pocketed gun on its side are here! I pull it out and shoot at the monster, which falls. But then a horde of sounds fill my eardrums I run off but then noclip and enter a shady grey.