Chapter 40 My Fragile Teenage Heart
As one of the two biggest motormouths in the Marvel Universe, alongside Little Spider, Deadpool's fame was not much lower than Little Spider's.
Seeing his iconic flamboyant red uniform, Adamantium dual blades, constant stream of sassy remarks, and his current flashy maneuvers, Mo Fei was certain that he had encountered the perverted Deadpool.
"What is this? Are all Americans this idiotic?" Tang Ren muttered, looking at Deadpool's corpse.
But only Mo Fei knew that when Deadpool fell straight down, his torso was facing the direction where Mei was.
So... he was actually very close to the robber who had kidnapped Mei... "Wahahahahaha, how did you know I'm crazy?" Deadpool, who was being whipped by the robber, suddenly sat down, laughing like a madman, startling everyone.
"You clever darlings, Uncle Deadpool loves you!" Deadpool held a gun in his left hand and took out the blade from his back with his right!
"Pfft!"
The Adamantium blade was plunged into the robber's jaw, and the white blade emerged from the top of his head.
This was the legendary white knife in... white knife out... Deadpool's blade was a pristine white, with a milky white liquid... Mo Fei thought it must be tofu, this guy must have just cut tofu and not washed the blade.
While he single-handedly slaughtered the robber who had kidnapped Mei, he also shot the other two robbers.
"Bang! Bang!"
Two shots hit them squarely in the head, killing them instantly.
Deadpool was a mercenary, a true master of cold weapons, a combat master, and a super marksman. Dealing with these robbers was truly so easy for him!
"Damn! Resurrected? How did he do that?"
Tang Ren was shocked.
After taking down seven unharmed people, the remaining robber, whose right hand was injured, quietly picked up a gun with his left hand... "Pfft!"
Deadpool suddenly turned, holding his sharp blade, and chopped down.
"Little rascal, trying to ambush Uncle Deadpool, that's not right!"
A good head flew off, blood splattering, and landed directly in front of Mo Fei.
The ferocious, blood-stained head, with eyes wide open in death, met Mo Fei's gaze.
Mo Fei's mouth twitched.
What the hell!
That damned Deadpool!
And Mo Fei was a little worried; it seemed he had been slacking off the entire time while punishing the robbers. Did this count as him completing the mission, or not?
[Prompt: You have completed the mission "Punish Evil and Eliminate Wickedness"!]
[Prompt: You have obtained a Space Ring (100 cubic meters).]
"That's good!"
Mo Fei breathed a sigh of relief.
But it made sense; he had also risked his life to stand up, so even if he didn't have credit, he had put in the effort!
Deadpool was smug.
Hands on hips!
I'm so awesome!
He was now Little Spider's Mei's savior!
Hmm, after the heroic rescue, it was now his moment to enjoy a beauty's kiss.
Deadpool narrowed his eyes dreamily, his blade falling to the ground. He spread his arms, ready to embrace Mei, and then... he saw Mei rush into the arms of an Asian boy like a swallow returning to its nest... followed by a passionate kiss between the two... expressing their relief at surviving the ordeal!
"Crack!"
What was that shattering sound?
Deadpool: "It's my fragile teenage heart!"
Deadpool was internally collapsing. Mei, are you old and can't see properly?
The person who saved you is right here!
It's me!
It's me!
It's the weak, pitiful, helpless, but extremely gluttonous Little Scamp!
After Deadpool left, the Police who rushed in saw the bodies of the robbers and dozens of hostages. After a moment of stunned, they very kindly invited everyone present to the New York City Police Department.
"How long will their statements take? It's been two hours already, and it's still not our turn!" Tang Ren complained, "I'm a person who earns hundreds of millions every minute!"
"Shut up!"
Mindy glared coldly at Tang Ren.
Tang Ren immediately backed down.
Mindy's face was expressionless as she glanced at Mo Fei, who was entwined with Mei.
It was Mo Fei and his group's turn to give their statements.
"Sorry, the Police Department has been quite busy lately, so we've kept you waiting."
The voice stopped abruptly.
"Why is it you again?"
The person taking Mo Fei and his group's statements was none other than Officer Chen Ying, whom they had met just last night.
"Maybe this is our destiny!" Tang Ren's eyes lit up as soon as he saw Chen Ying, and he shamelessly tried to get closer.
"There is no destiny between us!" Officer Chen Ying rolled her eyes, "Even if there is, it's a bad one!"
She flipped through the case statement documents: "Tell me what happened! Seeing as we're somewhat familiar, even if you killed someone or set a Fire, I will definitely..."
"Let us go?" Tang Ren quipped.
"Plead with the judge for you, so you get a few years less!"
"Tch!"
Officer Chen Ying was just joking with Mo Fei and the others.
This case was not complicated, and it was impossible to implicate Mo Fei and his group in a crime. The main reason was that Deadpool, that perverted killer, was unlicensed and his methods of killing were too heinous, so the NYPD took it very seriously and focused on the investigation.