"Hee hee hee, have you figured it out? This only means one thing... You're not me, you're not Batman, you're nobody!"
The Joker was originally speaking to the Laughing Bat with a smile, but suddenly his tone turned icy, and he spat fiercely.
He spat until his mouth was dry, then bent over and began to cough.
Not just anyone can become Batman by wearing a black leather outfit, and not just anyone can become the Joker by painting a smile on their face.
A guy like the Laughing Bat is just an imitator; he not only mimics me but also wants to replace Batman.
He's damn annoying.
He must be killed before Bruce returns, or else my reputation will be ruined!
His smile is different from mine. Gotham only needs one type of smile...
Various thoughts flashed through the Joker's crazy mind, and some hallucinations appeared; he seemed to see Batman and the Laughing Bat fighting each other, while he could only hide in a corner biting a handkerchief.
Batman: "You go ahead. Dealing with the Laughing Bat has taken up too much of my time, I don't have time to deal with you."
Laughing Bat: "Ha ha ha, you lost. I am Batman's biggest enemy; you should retire."
Nightwing: "I need to go help Batman. We're tired of your tricks; Laughing Bat is the real big bad guy who wants to destroy the Multiverse."
Damian: "You're washed up, Uncle J. Go back to the countryside and join a circus to retire."
Barbara: "You're not scary at all. The citizens now love Laughing Bat's dark theories the most, your chaotic ways are outdated."
Catwoman: "You better leave. You can attend my and Bruce's wedding, since you're no longer a threat."
Countless familiar heroes emerged; none of them cared about him anymore.
In the past, they would beat him up and feed him his favorite big ear clips, but now they treated him like air.
They rushed towards the Laughing Bat, lifted him high and threw him up while laughing in the dark of night, leaving only the Joker alone in a corner under the dim streetlights...
This hallucination was too real, making the Joker tremble all over; he would rather die than let it happen!
Batman's Joker must be him and only him; he is the only one who can play with the Bat.
This extra, knockoff that came out of nowhere...
Die die die die die die die die die die die die die die.....
The Joker's thoughts are sometimes easy to guess; his expressions are very rich, and at this moment Su Ming seemed to see words on his face.
For some reason, the Joker seemed very eager to kill Laughing, which was good.
The Joker isn't great at fighting, but his miscellaneous little gadgets always manage to stall Batman, and the Dionysus Factor allows him to self-heal. The more you hit him, the happier he gets, and his nonsensical talk can attract attention.
Su Ming seized the opportunity and immediately joined in again, the Great Sword constantly swinging at Laughing.
Godslayer can't harm him; both parties know this, so Su Ming pretended to want to reclaim the Nightfall Greatsword, making Laughing focus more on their weapons.
Laughing Bat had seen the Joker and Batman working together before; they defeated him.
But he thought the world had long changed, and such a scene wouldn't appear again. Yet now, Joker + Deathstroke was even harder to deal with than Joker + Batman.
It seems that a changed future isn't necessarily better...
He thought he'd captured the Joker and confirmed he'd be unconscious for a long time, feeling at ease about it, but didn't expect this lunatic always brings surprises.
Is there a strategy where you knock yourself out, send yourself into the hands of the enemy, and then pretend to be unconscious to observe? There is, and the Joker can do it.
But this isn't any strategy or long-planned scheme; the Joker just does it for fun.
Under Su Ming's attack, he kept retreating; Su Ming wanted to knock out his weapon, so he did his best to prevent that.
As for the Joker, in the distance behind him, he kept fiddling with his suit, checking every pocket and even pulling open his collar to look inside the suit.
"Strange, where did I put it? Hee hee hee, Mr. Soup Spoon will be angry now."
"Joker, what are you doing?"
Su Ming continued attacking while reminding the Joker this was a battlefield, if he wanted to go crazy, change the time to do it.
"Did you see my colored pencils? I can't be without them!"
As he spoke, he scratched his green hair, teary-eyed looking at Su Ming, his face filled with helplessness.
The words of lunatics aren't easy to understand, but fortunately, the listener was Su Ming.
The Joker wasn't looking for pencils or utensils to match Mr. Soup Spoon; he was looking for weapons.
He likes using pens to stab people, whether it's a pen, pencil, or ballpoint pen, any will do. When he needs a weapon, he first thinks of pens.
Guns aren't good; those kill without a happy process, no screams, death is too quick, he usually doesn't use them.
He had secretly observed that Laughing Bat is special; normal weapons don't hurt him, so he needs 'colored pencils.'
In his chaotic mind, colored pencils are colorful, colorful things represent stronger, stronger weapons can hurt the Laughing Bat.
His real intention is needing a powerful weapon.
A series of thoughts flashed through Su Ming's mind, and he immediately threw the dagger strapped behind him to the Joker.
This dagger was taken by Cindy from the Zero Claw of Earth -11, a pair of Promethium Metal Daggers, Su Ming took one as a spare.
Only he doesn't generally use short weapons, but now they are suitable for the Joker.
The Joker's commonly used weapons include a folding knife, the strong acid flower on his chest, the taser in his glove, and because he's been hit by Batman too much, he also uses Bat Darts.
He caught the dagger Su Ming tossed over, drew it from its sheath, and couldn't help but smile through his tears.
"Hee hee, there's a bird on it, its eyes are so big, looking at me, mwah mwah mwah, ha ha ha."
He pinched the dagger with two fingertips, laughed at the pattern on it, and his big mouth leaned over to kiss the owl relief on the handle blood red.
He cocked his head, wobbling as he slowly walked towards the Laughing Bat, continuously laughing, using the tip of the dagger from a distance to gesture on him, like picking a spot to strike.
"He he... hee hee... slurp..."
The dagger posed a threat, Laughing Bat could feel it, he could sense where the Joker looked, there it felt like being pricked.
The Joker kept licking his lips, seemingly intending to eat him alive.
Laughing thought about ways to escape, but Su Ming wouldn't give him that chance.
A thought flashed through his mind, and the Godslayer in his hand instantly turned into two scimitars, Su Ming holding one in each hand, launching a violent storm-like attack on Laughing.
He completely disregarded Laughing Bat's attacks, a stance of exchanging injury for injury, after all, he had X Metal bones in his body, Nightfall Greatsword couldn't sever his bones.
Using Soul Power to control all his ribs connected into one piece, like putting on X Metal inner armor, he now showed overwhelming superiority towards Laughing Bat.
The Joker also approached like a shadow, as the Laughing Bat busied himself with dodging, he'd sneaky suddenly stab him, plus his nonsensical trash talk never stopped.
Things are better now, Su Ming just needs to focus on attacking, leaving the auxiliary task of talking to Joker.