Harry Thompson was your average guy: pizza delivery job by day, MCU marathoner by night. He knew every line from Iron Man to What If...?, could recite Thanos' monologue backward, and had posters of Black Widow and Scarlet Witch plastered on his walls. "One day, I'd totally smash in the MCU," he'd joke to his mirror reflection.
That fateful night, Harry nuked a frozen burrito, plopped onto his couch, and hit play on Endgame. As Tony Stark snapped his fingers on screen, Harry took a massive bite—and choked. Hard. His vision blurred, the room spun, and he thought, This is it? Death by bean and cheese? Lame.
Darkness swallowed him. Then, a glowing blue interface popped up in the void.
[MCU Wrecker System Activated!]
[Host: Harry Thompson]
[Mission: Wreck the MCU! Disrupt plots, steal powers, build your legend. Rewards: OP abilities, harem points, infinite chaos.]
[Starting Perk: Meta-Knowledge Download – You know every MCU event before it happens.]
[Bonus: Random Power Roulette – Spin for your first wreck!]
Harry blinked (or whatever you do in the afterlife). "Holy shit, is this real? System, spin that wheel!"
The interface whirred like a slot machine. Ding!
[Power Acquired: Iron Man's Arc Reactor Tech + Hulk's Gamma Strength (Hybrid Mode). No radiation sickness, baby!]
Before he could celebrate, the system dumped him into the MCU—right into 2008, moments before Tony Stark's kidnapping in Afghanistan.
Harry landed in the desert sand, dressed in tactical gear that materialized out of nowhere. "Okay, system, what's the plan? Wreck Tony's origin story?"
[Quest: Hijack the Humvee. Reward: Stark Tech Blueprint + 100 Wreck Points.]
Grinning like a maniac, Harry flexed his new Hulk-strength arms and charged the terrorists' convoy. Bullets bounced off his skin as he yeeted jeeps like frisbees. "Take that, canon!" he yelled, smashing through the ambush.
Tony Stark, wide-eyed in the back of the Humvee, stared as Harry ripped the door off. "Who the hell are you?"
"Harry, your new best friend. And spoiler: You're not getting kidnapped today. Let's blow this popsicle stand."
Boom—action sequence initiated. Explosions, flips, and Harry accidentally Hulk-smashing a camel (comedy gold). By the end, Tony was safe, the terrorists wrecked, and Harry had "borrowed" a missile for his collection.
Back at Stark Industries, Tony slapped Harry on the back. "Kid, you're hired. What's your secret?"
Harry winked. "System cheats. Oh, and Pepper's gonna love me."
[Harem Point Unlocked: Pepper Potts Affinity +10.]