A health boom occurred in Chaldea. Forced, to be precise.
"Excessive caffeine consumption is no different from drinking alcohol!"
"The paperworkaaah!!!"
"And excessive overtime is not good for your health! It is important to live a regular life so your biological rhythm doesn't break! So go to bed right now!"
"I still have work to do!? Since I can't go out into the field, I have to do that much work internally so that I, as the Director, can have my pri──"
"Eek!"
"That heart directed towards the soldiers as a commander is certainly correct, but the commander collapsing also causes a drop in morale! An army without its commander only causes chaos! Therefore, you must also protect your own health!"
She overpowered her by force, knocked the Director unconscious, and laid her on the bed.
And she went around all of Chaldea and began actions for the staff's health. From diet changes to training... She was truly the angel in white.
"Next is Doctor Romani Archaman. You are the current medical director and executive of Chaldea. In other words, the health of the Chaldea members is originally your responsibility to oversee. Understood?"
"S, sorry..."
"Currently, your fat levels are also reading high. Visceral fat that doesn't show on the outside. And your liver condition is also not good. While caffeine alleviates fatty liver levels, any medicine in excess becomes poison. You don't enjoy drinking alcohol, but your levels are similar to those of a drinker. Your lifestyle pattern is broken due to excessive caffeine addiction. Moreover, your recent diet has mostly been oily."
"That is..."
"Queen of Sheba. You are a Servant, so you basically don't gain weight, but even so, Servants also have health issues including condition. You are healthy now. That's fortunate. Still, prevention is necessary, and your husband's condition is not so good. In the Commander's country, he would probably receive a grade 4 rating. You have neglected your health management for the past few years, haven't you?"
"With so much work... I haven't been exercising much either..."
"And you yourself last had a health checkup three years ago. Before worrying about others, take care of yourself too. The reason the deterioration is accelerating now is love! Excessive affection is becoming poison!"
"Don't tell me, you're trying to make us like Romeo and Juliet!?"
"That's not it. There are also cases where health deteriorates due to the mental sadness of a broken heart or temporary separation, so I won't do that. However... Queen of Sheba, please help with the treatment by living exactly the same life as Doctor Romani. It's a couple's participation. If you watch over him, I'll do it personally."
"... Do your best."
"Bilqis...!"
"First, high-sugar snacks are prohibited!"
"No! The joy of my life!!!"
"And viewing the broadcasts of Magi☆Mari, which are not good for mental health, is also prohibited!"
"Even that!!!"
"Do exercise in the time you watch this kind of thing!"
"Ah, no..!!!"
The small ball I tossed up ended up like this. Well, not sorry at all! This is also a revolution for everyone, a path for everyone's health...!
Next were Ritsuka and Mash's turns.
"Ms. Mash's condition is very good. No, beyond good, it's the best reading in Chaldea currently."
"Thank you. I always exercise according to a set routine, and I also plan my diet for training."
"Good work, Mash. You can continue as you are. It's fortunate we have a hope like you. But... Fujimaru Ritsuka. You are not."
"Huh...?"
"Recently, I heard you've been eating junk food often while hanging out with Saber Alter."
"Eek..."
"Not only that. Under the pretext of teaching modern culture to Jeanne Alter, you snack on various things and often skip or eat little dinner. Moreover, I heard you stay up late playing games with the recently arrived Nobunaga."
"That's..."
"And besides the treadmill, you do no exercise at all. Doing only cardio is unbalanced. Moreover... compared to your profile when entering Chaldea, your weight has increased by over 5kg. Recently, even your formal attire is a bit tight..."
"Ugh...!"
"But I couldn't help it either! No matter how good the facilities are, living only in a sealed facility, I needed to relieve stress too!"
"There will probably be a summer event soon. At that time, many people will wear swimsuits. Mainly bikinis and such..."
"Sw, swimsuits...?"
"Yes, you'll probably wear a swimsuit then too. At the very least, you'll wear summer-appropriate clothing. A bikini with a jiggly belly... Are you okay with that?"
"That's a bit..."
"Of course, it's not limited to beauty. There are countless concerns for health. Therefore, if Ms. Ritsuka can't do it, I'll manage it personally. As Chaldea's Master, body management is essential. I'll prepare from today, so please understand."
"Yes..."
Sorry, Ritsuka. But, this is also for you...! Hang in there, girl.
"With this, the first round of examinations is over. Good work, Nurse."
"Not at all, the Head Nurse did everything? Certainly, maintaining basic health seems important too."
"With so many personnel, it must have been difficult for the Nurse alone. I am here, so rest assured. And... Master."
"Ah, yes."
It's scary. It feels like the Sergeant Major is right in front of me.
"I heard Master is currently preparing a business?"
"More of a hobby than a business... I guess. Like a bazaar? Similar to Da Vinci's shop. The store is complete, but the exact items to handle are still lacking..."
"One question though... Why are you trying to do it in the first place?"
"Because I'm bored?"
"I see. Fulfilling desires can also give mental health. Understood. Then next. Currently, there have been complaints from Ms. Artoria Caster about indiscriminately calling new recruits."
"I'm reflecting..."
"It wasn't like that in our time, but this time she is the first one summoned. And she was always the one who suffered the most in every main story, so treat her well."
"Got it..."
"And next, a complaint from the majority of the Servants who came later. Lack of sexual intercourse, they say."
"... That's lacking?"
"First, they say Master lacks initiative. They say it's mental fatigue... For this part, Ms. Shiki and Ms. Kiara said they would help. They said before I came, they did it by making the subsided penis erect again, but for efficiency, a conclusion was reached to take measures to maintain an erect state."
"Speaking so bluntly..."
"Erection is strictly a professional, academic term referring to the physiological phenomenon of the male member. Beating around the bush makes it hard for the patient to understand. Anyway, the conclusion is... Master, do you not want us? There is such a worry."
That worry...? It's weird that we do it in the first place...?
"How should I put it... Honestly, I'm being led by you, right? I'm an ordinary person, and you're Servants, right? The difference in power is too great. And, men have a limit to doing it consecutively. With your level, even if ten Golden Suns came, they'd become mummies in no time. And, even though I'm a man, I'm not a monster crazy with sexual desire. It's not like I'm the protagonist of Hitomi. There's a limit to doing it with all of you... And it's too much to say that when you use me like a real doll, a dil-- like that!"
"I see, Master had his own difficulties. Understood. Therefore, I called an expert in this field."
The door opened, and Kiara entered. What's this, I'm uneasy.
"I see. So you had such worries, Master... Then, you can fill that with love. Just as we love Master, Master can hold passionate love for us and do it!"
"So Kiara is the root after all."
Even if she changes, Kiara is still Kiara.
"That's right. Have se--. This time, Ms. Shiki and I will bring change to Master's body. Surely, from now on it will be different, right? From now on, together, won't you?"
"It's not just a simple body or mental problem... Are you trying to turn me into a monkey!? I, I'm not a real doll! Men dream of harems, but this isn't what they want! Nightingale! You say something too!"
"I see... Understood."
No, what is this Hitomi-like development... Why is it reverse rape...!
"Something's wrong, I need to get out of here...!"
"Sorry, but Master. You cannot leave the infirmary until the treatment is over..."
"Ah, no...! I, I am the Master, I'm not a real doll...! Don't, don't... don't come any closer to meee!!!"
This is a trap, this is Kiara's trap...!