Bai Hao — younger brother of the infamous "Freeloader Bai."
He grew up in Feilu Orphanage, just an ordinary Genshin Impact player with nothing remarkable about him.
Then, one morning, he woke up…
in the floating peaks of Jueyun Karst in Liyue.
Naturally, he thought the usual transmigrator storyline was about to unfold:
A golden-finger system, a Serenitea Pot, collecting beauties from all Seven Nations, marrying Klee, ascending the peak of life…
But reality had other plans.
Freshly transmigrated, confused, and poor, he encountered a band of Treasure Hoarders—
and was promptly robbed.
Then a passing Shenhe appeared, beat the entire group half to death, and robbed them right back on his behalf.
After respectfully offering a ninety-degree bow to his savior — "Wife Shenhe" — Bai Hao happily pocketed the reclaimed Mora, left Jueyun Karst, and made his way toward the bustling Liyue Harbor.
He bought himself a few sets of local clothing, wandered the streets, soaked in the exotic scenery…
And by afternoon, he was seated in Wanmin Restaurant, ordering an entire table of dishes.
That was when it appeared—
the Teyvat Fan-Creation Livestream System.
Its purpose was simple and terrifying: like a void-tier system, it could forcibly connect every living being across all of Teyvat.
As its host, Bai Hao would collect Emotional Energy Points whenever he caused emotional fluctuations among the people of the Seven Nations.
These points could then be converted into Primogems.
Primogems could be used to pull abilities and items from the Ultimate Skill Banner—
the only banner currently available.
The pool included legendary techniques and abilities from countless worlds…
alongside a few items that were, frankly, trash-tier.
Examples of ultimates:
Tensa Zangetsu, Infinity, Infinite Tsukuyomi, Mahābhairava Tantra, Merciless Sun, Meteor Swarm…
And examples of garbage loot:
Railgun Coins, Ryūjin Jakka fragments, random world props—
items with dubious or outright useless effects.
Still, Bai Hao eagerly activated the system.
For his first fan-creation target…
of course it had to be Mona.
After all, the night before transmigrating, he'd blacked out while watching a "Mona CV remix disco" video.
Perhaps that was why he'd transmigrated in the first place.
Since her voice actress had "killed" him, it was only fair to get revenge on her fictional daughter.
Bai Hao was, after all… a very petty man.
Sure, Mona had suffered tragic social death.
But compared to his situation?
He had transmigrated without clearing his browser history,
and without deleting the "mathematical research files" stored across his two 16TB hard drives!
Anyway—back to business.
Ever since the system went live, his Primogem count had skyrocketed like a launch rocket.
Every person contributed a certain amount of Emotional Energy, from nearly nothing to a maximum of one Primogem per day.
[Jean's Thighs have offered you 0.69 Primogems!]
[Scaramouche has offered you 0.25 Primogems!]
[Zhongli has offered you 0.12 Primogems!]
[Raiden Ei has offered you 0.23 Primogems!]
[Xiangling has offered you 0.88 Primogems!]
[Venti has offered you 0.00001 Primogems!]
[Arataki Itto has offered you 0.114514 Primogems!]
When Bai Hao saw the last line, his eyebrow twitched hard.
Tch—Venti, that stingy bard. Even stingier than miHoYo itself!
By now, Bai Hao had amassed over one hundred million Primogems.
A tenpull on the Ultimate Banner cost ten million—
enough for exactly one tenpull.
Speaking of tenpulls… he couldn't help remembering someone:
Ziyin — Eula's voice actress — who once drew three Eulas in one pull during a livestream and screamed:
"It's my first time!"
Bai Hao, too, was about to have his "first time"…
Ahem—not that kind.
His first time witnessing a real-life, catastrophic failed Salary Reclamation Plan.
Poor Dawei Ge (miHoYo's CEO) had taken a massive L that day.
To ensure good luck, Bai Hao planted two chopsticks upright in his bowl, pressed his palms together, and prayed solemnly:
"Oh great Lady Ziyin —
Mother of Eula, Voice of Rosalyne,
Liyue's Queen of Racing—
I offer ten years of Dawei Hilichurl's lifespan!
Grant me the luck of a true whale—
Let me pull a triple-gold tenpull!"
At that moment, he swore he could feel Ziyin's divine presence descending behind him.
Confidence surged through his veins like a pharaoh commanding the gods of gacha.
He pressed the summon button.
Whoosh—!
Ten shooting stars streaked across the system screen.
He skipped the animation without hesitation.
Ten cards flipped open before his eyes:
・World of Battle Through the Heavens:Enhanced Qi Condensation Manual!
(Instantly become a Dou Fighter without cultivation!)
・League Universe:Yasuo's Signature Flute!
(No paddle needed—your life is all about the wind.)
・Geo Archon Morax's Ultimate:Heavenly Earthquake!
・Morax's Divine Garb:Unmoving Profound Dark Robes!
・Mushoku Tensei:Roxy's Silent Water Magic Technique!
・Liyue Qixing:Keqing's Black Stockings!(Freshly removed.)
・Real World:Super Deluxe Bathtub!
(Includes full toiletries.)
・Artifact of a Lost Era:Kunwu — The Rainbow-Severing Sword!
・Sword Spirit Mountain:A Single Xiaoyun Ancient Coin!
・Healer's Restarted Life:Blu-ray Disc Edition!
"A divine sword, an ultimate skill, and a god-tier anime…
Triple gold in a single tenpull!
Ziyin, you're a goddess!"
Bai Hao's eyes sparkled with ecstasy.
Tsk tsk—Lady Ziyin truly was the Empress of Luck.
He had to find a way to absorb her aura someday!
He silently thanked Dawei Hilichurl for his noble sacrifice.
Losing ten years of his lifespan?
Please—Hilichurls were basically immortal, right?
By rounding logic, he'd lost nothing.
Next time he might as well offer a hundred years!
"…But seriously, what's with Keqing's stockings?
And freshly removed at that?!
Do I LOOK like that kind of guy?"
He grumbled—while discreetly stuffing the silky pair into his pocket.
Then he moved on to check the rest of his spoils…
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