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Konoha: A Shady Peaceful Life System

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【Naruto + Single Heroine + Invincible + Slice of Life + System + Comedy + No Overpowered Cheats】 Reincarnated into Konoha under the First Hokage, Kumotsuru Torifū has a simple, brilliant plan: be utterly, completely, magnificently average. With no cheats or special talents, he aims to emulate Homura and Koharu—living a blissfully boring life until a ripe old age, and maybe deliver a slap or two to Boruto and have him call him Great Grand Daddy. Then a system shows up. And it’s not a helpful one. This thing is shady, chaotic, and its only goal seems to be to torpedo his peaceful life plans. Chaos Events? Peace Points? This system is clearly a scam designed to manufacture drama! Why do I have to participate in it when others can clearly handle this! 【Ding! Chaos Event Complete: "Uchiha Madara’s Revenge." Reward: Ice Release!】 【Ding! Chaos Event Complete: "Stop the Nine-Tails Rebellion." Reward: ........】 【Ding! Chaos Event Complete: "Preempt the Fourth Ninja War." Reward: .........】 Despite his desperate want to nap and avoid plot, Torifū is shoved onto the front lines of every major catastrophe, forced to clean up messes left by legends and lunatics just so he can earn enough "Peace Points" to slack off. Meanwhile, the ninja world's elite are utterly convinced he's a selfless, benevolent god: Senju Hashirama: “Torifū is the true guardian of Konoha! His power shames even my own!” Senju Tobirama: “His strategic mind saved my life. He is the definition of a shinobi.” Sarutobi Hiruzen: “He refuses the title, but Torifū is the greatest Hokage we never had.” Shimura Danzo: “Forget root! I'm building a gacha game empire under his glorious, profit-minded shadow!” After decades of reluctantly saving the world, Torifū finally completes the system's final chaotic task. He drops his headband, ready for a well-earned lifetime of naps and nickel-and-dime D-ranks. He looks back at the village—now a utopian superpower feared only for its overwhelming peace and prosperity—and has a horrifying realization. Through a series of unfortunate, high-powered accidents… he’s become the undisputed God of Shinobi. Kumotsuru Torifū: “WAIT A MINUTE! This isn't what I wanted! I was trying to be a background character! System, you scammed me!!!” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For the curious fellas out there wondering what's the chinese raws: Name: 木叶:平静生活的我让系统背刺了 English translation would be: Konoha: I, who lived a peaceful life, was backstabbed by the system By author: Yu玉 English translation would be: Yuyu ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If it's feasible, consider donating on at my patreon page, .com/claychampion.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: This System Came at Just the Right Time!

Spring, Year 11 of the Konoha.

Beside a gently flowing stream outside Konoha, a six-year-old boy named Kumotsuru Torifū lay on the grass, hands behind his head, gazing up at the sky.

The sound of running water blended with the fragrance of wildflowers and fresh grass, filling the air with a peaceful tranquility.

"Ugh, this is miserable. No smartphone, no anime to watch…"

Suddenly, he muttered in frustration, "I shouldn't have given in to curiosity and watched Boruto. Look at me now—thrown into the early years of the Konoha, right after its founding! This is nothing but a death sentence!"

Torifū hadn't originally belonged to this world. In his past life, he had been a fresh university graduate, full of passion, ready to return to his hometown and contribute to its development. His biggest hobby had always been watching Naruto.

But then, he heard a rumor that the supposedly "non-flammable" Boruto series had finally started to heat up.

As a dedicated Shippuden fan, he had always looked down on Boruto, but curiosity got the better of him. He clicked on an episode, wanting to see what all the fuss was about.

And that was it—he literally burned to death from just opening the first episode! His smartphone exploded in his face and his house lit on fire.

The next thing he knew, his soul had crossed into this world, landing in the newly established Konoha, just five years after its founding. Worse still, he had inherited the title of Clan Head of the Kumotsuru Clan.

Sounds prestigious, right? But the reality was a joke.

Including his now-deceased parents, the Kumotsuru Clan had consisted of a grand total of three people.

In other words, he was the textbook definition of an orphaned transmigrator.

"What kind of 'Clan Head' is this supposed to be?!" he grumbled, sitting up angrily.

Based on his knowledge of Naruto history, in about six years, the First Shinobi World War would break out. The village might seem peaceful now, but once war began, human lives would become worthless. Corpses littering the battlefield and rivers of blood would be the norm.

Right now, there was both good news and bad news.

The good news: Hashirama Senju, the First Hokage, would never allow children onto the battlefield.

The bad news: By the time the war started, Hashirama would have already kicked the bucket.

Which meant… Guess what? You're going to the front lines, buddy! No way out!

"This is absolute bullshit!"

Don't be fooled by Torifū's current lack of motivation. When he first transmigrated, he had been full of ambition, dreaming of making a name for himself in the ninja world, achieving his Hokage dream, making his Hokage harem, and leaving behind a legendary legacy.

But everything changed two years ago when his parents died on a mission.

His father had been a strong ninja, probably at Jōnin level. Yet even with that strength, he had died just like that.

And he? A powerless orphan, with no special bloodline or kekkei genkai, hoping to stand out in an era of chaos?

It was pure fantasy.

Unless he was directly noticed by the Hokage, but Torifū had long since given up on such things. All he wanted now was a peaceful life.

If nothing went terribly wrong, and if luck was on his side, he figured he could live long enough to see the Boruto era. Maybe then, he could personally give Boruto a smack on the head! Those weaklings Homura and Koharu had made it, why couldn't he?

"Anyway, I still have a large inheritance left. I'll go retrieve my father's will later and just live an ordinary, peaceful life."

Suddenly, a mechanical voice echoed deep within his mind:

[Ding—Detected keyword: 'peaceful life.' Activating the Peaceful Life System. Living area bound: Konoha.]

[Congratulations! You have survived in Konoha for six years.]

[Reward: Starter Gift Pack!]

The string of notifications left Torifū stunned. "Wait, wait, wait. When I was fired up and ready to make history in the ninja world, I begged for a system, and it never showed up. But now that I've decided to go full-on couch potato, you show up?!"

"Damn it!"

After a round of pointless venting, Torifū gradually calmed down. He was now somewhat intrigued by this system that had such terrible timing.

"A 'Peaceful Life System'? From the name alone, it sounds like it's designed to help me slack off more effectively. Alright, let's see what you've got!"

With anticipation, he commanded, "System, open the Starter Gift Pack."

[Starter Gift Pack opened! Congratulations, you have received:]

[Chakra Nature of All Attributes] (Yin, Yang, Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Lightning)

[1-Kakashi Chakra Capacity] (Equivalent to Kakashi Hatake's chakra reserves)

[Kekkei Genkai: Crystal Release] (Weaknesses removed, partial mastery of jutsu unlocked)

[Strength is the foundation of a peaceful life. Enjoy your peaceful life, Host.]

Torifū's brain momentarily shut down.

"The hell?! Which part of this helps me enjoy peace?! This is blatant false advertising! What kind of scam system is this?!"

His meticulously planned two-year strategy of being an inconspicuous background character crumbled instantly.

After a long silence, he exhaled and muttered, "Fine… strength is the foundation of a peaceful life."

Then, his face twisted in frustration. "Like hell it is! This is pure nonsense!"

No matter how much he ranted, the system remained indifferent.

Resigned to his fate, Torifū mentally opened the system interface, which clearly displayed his current stats:

[Name] Kumotsuru Torifū

[Age] 6

[Rank/Chakra] Chūnin / 1-Kakashi

[Kekkei Genkai] Crystal Release

[Talent] All-Attribute Chakra Affinity

[Peace Value / Chaos Value] 100 / 0

"Chūnin-level strength at six years old… Not bad, I guess. But Crystal Release—that's what really excites me."

He knew all too well that while a six-year-old Chūnin was impressive within the village, on the battlefield, a Chūnin was still just cannon fodder.

He had to adapt. If he couldn't be a normal civilian, then he'd have to find a way to 'slack off' while still being a ninja.

With the right strategy, nothing was impossible.

Frowning, he thought, 'If I want to survive the First Shinobi World War, my strength is still far from enough.'

'And Konoha won't be peaceful during this time either. Uchiha Madara's revenge and the Five Kage Summit are both direct or indirect causes of the war.'

Crisis loomed on all sides.

Then, his eyes landed on the system's 'Peace Value' and 'Chaos Value.' Their function was immediately clear.

Simply put, if someone around him planned to harm Konoha, it would trigger a 'Chaos Event.'

Successfully resolving it would increase his Peace Value, which could be exchanged for rewards. (Living in the Leaf for one day would automatically grant him 100 Peace Points.)

If he failed, Chaos Value would increase. If it ever exceeded 70, he'd lose his strength until it dropped below 70 again.

All major historical events in the village would also count as Chaos Events.

He calculated, 'Six years until the war… That should be enough time to build my strength. '

'And the ambitious Kumo, which wants to obtain the title of the number one ninja village, will definitely take action during this time.'

He stood up and brushed off the dust on his body: "It's time to go back to the village and get my father's will."

After saying that, he prepared to return to the village, but then he noticed that there seemed to be a figure walking towards him in the distance.

'Why is there someone here?'

Torifū was vigilant. Although this forest was not far from the village, the terrain inside was complex and very easy to get lost in.

He himself had accidentally entered it two years ago and happened to remember the route, so he made it his secret base.

Ordinary people would never enter this forest.

The only possibility was a ninja.

Torifū carefully hid behind a big tree.

As the person approached, Torifū saw his appearance clearly. He was an ordinary-looking man, probably in his twenties, with a stubble.

'There's definitely something wrong. Could he be a spy?'

Just then, the system's voice rang in his mind:

[Chaos Event Triggered: Kumo has sent a spy to gather intelligence, waiting for an opportunity to start a war.]

Torifū smirked. "Well, well… things just got interesting."

[T/N: Chinese version of name was Yun Hong Qu Feng. Yun Hong clan name = Cloud Crane, Qu Feng = Bird Wind?. I changed it to Kumotsuru Torifū, keeping his cloud crane and wind. Later down the lane it is mentioned that he has the same given name as Akimichi Torifū. It might be relevant later, don't know for sure.]

[P.S. Read the Creator Thoughts Note :3]