I have a superpower.
Whoever I glare at gets pregnant.
That day, the homewrecker smugly wrapped herself around my ex-boyfriend, saying how badly she wanted to have his babies.
I glared at them right there on the spot.
Little did I know I glared too much.
Three years later, that bitch is still in the delivery room giving birth.
Chapter 2
Recently, a "pregnancy glare" meme went viral online.
I saved it to my favorites.
So I started sending it to everyone I knew.
Whenever someone pissed me off, I'd send it to them a hundred times, cursing them to give birth.
After sending the meme so much, I somehow started making that expression myself without thinking.
A couple days ago, my dog tore up the house, and I glared at it once.
A few days later, it actually gave birth to a whole litter of puppies.
I was shocked out of my mind.
My dog never goes outside, and I never noticed its belly showing any signs before.
How did it suddenly give birth to a whole litter?
Could it be...?
To verify my suspicion, I rushed to the farmers market and bought a live chicken.
I glared at it when I got home, and just to be safe, I glared twice more.
After waiting two days with no reaction, on the third morning I woke up to my house filled with chirping chaos.
Looking down, somehow a bunch of chicks had been born overnight.
It's real. I've actually mastered this supernatural ability.
As long as someone catches my gaze, they'll give birth to a whole litter.