What is it with me and acquiring strangely strong, but very passive creatures? More specifically Pokemon…
Wooloo from what now I am understanding with my input knowledge…is quiet literally bulletproof, as that was its ability, its hidden ability.
Any bullet, or projectile that can be described as a "ball and bomb" it's not resistant, but outright immune to it.
Sure it's immune to Shadow Ball and Zap Cannon, but what the hell will happen if I drop a nuke on it? It's a bomb, but would the ability classify it as such?
The ability also makes fire that is usually very effective on Wooloo is now working on normal levels.
It's also somewhat immune to fall damage…being able to fall off a cliff and stand back up…but I assume there is a limit of sorts, if I drop him from low orbit he will likely perish like most else.
Also either way if I don't use the wool, after a long while Wooloo won't be able to move…so I would have to regularly sheer him…he needs a name.
Wooloo…his name has a W…William, becuase why the fudge not, he is now William.
Other than that William isn't much to look at, his normal moves are literally to loudly Growl, Tackle something with his 2 foot tall ass, or make his wool more durable in a Defence Curl.
Though I guess being used as a body pillow is also a plus, Lilith would at least attest to that every night, curling up with my sheep.
It was awkward at first to live with her, admittedly, beautiful she may be, and handsome I might be (Hanma made her look like a stick figure in comparison).
Like seriously, one of my arms was as wide as Sammy, I know being too muscular was something that eventually became a turn off, so who knows.
She kinda just begrudgingly follows me around, astounded by the sights, and watched in confusion as I brought out a fish I stored (literally nothing here rots), summoned fresh, white rice.
Unfortunately, I came upon a problem with the rice, while I could create rice, the wet freshly harvested ones, and even the store bought ones…that's as far as I could stretch it.
I had to use a huge stone bowl I made with Sam for easier ingredients grinding, now my rice cooker, as my human companion watched me pour water (it was my literal ability-producing tears…I needed to get salt somehow and I couldn't find any, it's not like Lilith needs to know this particular fact) into the stone bowl, rice poured on in a moment later.
I then placed the stone bowl over the campfire I prepared earlier, with a particularly flat rock to keep the hot air in.
While the rice was cooking, I took the fish that I brought out earlier, and went through the same process I did since I first started cooking.
Beheading, gutting, deboning, and all of that good, gory mess I needed to sort through.
Lilith in particular ignored me doing any of that, not wishing to see me what in her eyes looked to be me mutilated an animal.
And adding onto that once the rice was finally ready…I rolled up the tuna and the rice, while summoning in some cucumbers, green onions, and dried seaweed (nori), a few species here and there, cut it all up a bunch aaaand walla!
A spicy tuna rolls!
When presented with my creation, a sort of golden-silver took over my hair and eyes (pride), even if Lilith wanted to, she could not lie, I could see it in her pretty face…she was both intrigued but skeptical.
She took a bite of one, paused, continued quietly chewing it, before she blankly swallowed…before she picked up another one.
She pointedly ignored my stoic smile aimed at her, her hair wildly whipping behind her…which I am going to assume means she is feeling something strongly...and I am choosing to believe she really liked it.
I doubt she would have kept eating one after another for my sake.
The next day, I showed her around the garden, the small little places I, and at times with Samuel, explored a bit.
My fishing spot, my cooking spot, the nice little waterfall I found that acted as the perfect meditation spot, it was the whole thing.
Eventually I ran out of things to show her, places that is, and showed her the animals.
"You called this one…a hyena?" Lilith said curiously as she examined the spotted canine creature, both the hyena and their mate.
The iconic chuckling that hyena's were known for sound off as she gently caressed them, on their soft fur, their snout, their ears on top, trying to get a closer look, the ever gentle creatures more than willing to let themselves be touched.
"…why are they both boys?" She titled her head in confusion, as she petted their soft bellies as they laid she noticed their genitals, and was understandably confused.
Every other pair of animals I have showed had a male and a female variant, though this wasn't any different…just deceptive to the eye.
"One isn't, one of them is still a girl," I corrected her, as I sat nearby, and wasn't that weird sitting nude with the member of a fairer sex, and yet not being told by my monkey brain to immediately bone her, even now as we sat, I towered over her by a head or two.
She narrowed her eyes, as she tried to descern which of the two was the girl, until she pointed at the bigger one, "…is this one the male?" Only for me to chuckle.
"Incorrect," before I scratched behind the ears of the larger, tougher hyena who was the female, Lilith looked surprised, "Hyena's that are female, are more muscular on the front, around the neck and shoulders, and a bit heavier, they also take a lead on the relationship with the smaller male," I shared a fact.
Which she looked quite pleased with, she had a new fondness in her eyes of the canines, "so it isn't purely everything being lead around by the male," I rolled my eyes.
"Despite how poorly the words chosen were used, no, your only purpose wasn't just to give me kids, also I wouldn't assume if I were you, it only ends up with you being an ass between you and me," I inserted a little joke and wordplay.
She scoffed at my words, but I could tell that she was listening as she cuddled with the two creatures.
She tilted her head, looking back at the two beasts' parts, "why only they so far seem to both have penis?…all I have is a hole, would I look good with one?"
I very nearly choked as she asked the question, I wasn't even sure if she actually asked that to me or she was speaking to herself.
Doesn't help that I was never really a fan of Futanari, surpressing a shiver coming down throughout my body.
Instead I snorted that quickly developed into a laugh, "HA! Believe me, that is simply pain and torment in the making in the future when they need to repopulate, on the female side that is," she clenched her fist before she looked at me with her piercing, yet beautiful eyes.
"And why is that?" Already clear she was being presumptuous when I said that.
I gave her a smirk that was as always lacking a little of emotion that my hair filled out, golden yellow in amusement, before I pointed at her lower section, the part that was approximately where the womb would be.
"When they copulate and create a child that will grow inside her, when it is time, she will eventually have to push the child out…the largest out of all groups I have…labeled under canine proportional to her size….can you guess where she is gonna have to push her offspring out of?" Feeling amusement and the smallest amount of sadistic joy out of seeing the slow developing emotions that were only understood by someone that has had little siblings that they wanted to somewhat torment.
Everyone that was an older sibling knew what I was talking about.
Lilith scrunched up her perfect eyebrows as she put thought into my words and what I pointed to, imagining the scenario I played out to her.
Before she froze, her eyes slowly widened while her soft pink skin paled down as horror filled her face, as she finally understood what it means for the female hyena, obliviously laying her head on lilith's generous lap.
She was suddenly hugging the creature protectively as Lilith, for the first time since her creation, shrieked out in righteous fury, "What incompetent fool of an angel designed her like this?!?" Never before has she been so utterly relieved to have a hole instead of a hollow stick in between her legs.
I shrugged as I looked up to the sky, "Who knows, I can only assume someone misunderstood the assignment and made the male and the female as close to resembling the other as possible without actually thinking about how it would work"…perhaps they were too into symmetry, was another thought.
My only other theory is that someone copy and pasted the design and forgot to remove the pseudopenis, but that was too ridiculous to consider.
"It's sadistic is what it is!! I am in my rights as a woman to smack the face off of the one who did this to her!!!" The furious woman retorted, actually looking a little red from how hard her heart must be pumping, as she looked incredulously at me for my response.
"Who we talking about slapping the faces off?" A familiar voice called out to us as a familiarly pale face of Samuel popped out of the woods with a lot of flowers on his hands.
Like…it legit looked like he went out into a field of flowers and just bear hugged a bunch and came here…with an oddly large amount of variety ranging form roses, lilies, petunias and so many more.
Lilith, who had finally relaxed around me, suddenly froze up as she was suddenly in the presence of one of the angels she may have threatened to slap.
I on the other hand just shrugged, "Just speaking of how one of your siblings messed up with the Hyena," to which the guy who…admittedly kinda looked like a clown with his paste pale face and rosy cheeks, looked down at the animal pair.
"Ah right…you know I really don't understand why they keep me out of this so often when the hyenas are really only one case of animals where my brothers and sisters seriously didn't think things through," as Samuel shrugged as he walked up to the group.
Lilith paused as she registered his words, "You…weren't allowed to work on animals?" Words on my advise on assumptions once more playing through her mind as she once more in a matter of a minute seemed to be slapped back with it.
"Nope! I was always relegated to the night sky, telling me I am too much of a trouble maker to take something like this seriously…the closest I got was working with Raphael on the now named Duck!" And there was the starry eyes…which now knowing he personally actually helped with the making of the creature, kinda explained why he seemed to be so fond (read:obsessed) with the birds whenever we spot them.
Lilith actually looked really sympathetic at that…as seemingly found herself…not disliking him like the other angels, "Your…Samuel, aren't you?" Who looked delighted that she remembered his name.
"YES-hem yes, my name is Samuel! The Morningstar!" He gave a wide smile, still a gold on the cheeks, before he realized he still had the flowers on hand, before he walked up to me, "One for you!" And handed me a pile that were nearly tied, before walking over to Lilith, "And the other for you! Freshly picked! I made sure to pick the best ones I could find!"
Lilith, wasn't at first sure what to think of the gift, the boat we both shared as I didn't expect the flowers, before she allowed a small smile to form, "I thank you…sniff sniff they are lovely," who gave a genuine, if small, smile, finally starting to get comfortable in a small group of company, she didn't seem to mind after all.
"…So you worked on the ducks?…any others I should be aware of?" I asked him with a raised, amused eyebrow, as Samuel chuckled awkwardly as his hands were folded behind his back, and his foot was digging into the dirt.
"I have several I made by myself…but as expected most of them didn't make a cut in their eyes…"
"Show me one," I requested as I got comfortable, as Sammy looked surprised at the sudden request, even Lilith looked intrigued at soemthing even I haven't seen before.
"Oh. Oh I-…I don't mind," he said with a softly happy voice, as he summoned soemthing…something that I couldn't place my finger on.
As the shape materiazed I realized it wasn't an actual living creature…like an idea that was temporarily brought forth to life…more than illusion, but less than a living thing.
…And I actually recognized it.
"A platypus…" causing everyone to freeze in place as I spoke what I see in front of me, Samuel's eyes wide as he found himself crashing over my sudden naming.
The creature in front of me, was certainly a strange one…it had a bill of a duck (gee I wonder where that came from), a tail of a beaver, nice, shiny brown fur on most of his body, some small spikes I could spot, and webbed feet.
Samuel was still processing over the fact I just out of the blue named his reject, "Did you just…and Father what a good name…a Platypus,"
I looked him in the eye, while informing him, "Could you tell Lady Sera, as the First Man, and one of the rulers of the Garden, I would wish for this one to be applied here, if she would kindly do so,"
Samuel looked speechless as he rapidly blinked, "But-But it is weird! It's supposed to be of a similar group of creatures like that beaver or-or the hyena, and yet it lays eggs!"
I shrugged, "That only makes it better, it certainly sounds interesting, I now insist the High Seraphim to do so, to speak with me even if she has a problem," like hell I was going to lose out on one of nature's beautiful freaks!
Lilith followed suit with a smirk, "Add my own request as the First Woman alongside that if you would Samuel…this I at the very least have control over," she tried whispering herself that I barely caught.
Which just caused me to lightly frown, which either went ignored or unnoticed, as Sam looked like he was about to start crying.
I gave him a wide smirk, "If you start bawling in front of me again, I may start wondering if you really are a man Sammy~"
"SHUT UP! YOUR THE ONE WHI KEEPS MAKING ME LIKE THIS! YOU AND YOUR STUPID WORDS!!" the angel said outraged and embarrassed, his six pairs of wings out like a particularly offended pigeon.
Lilith burst out laughing, a ring of soft bells.
Overall…I would call today a success…let's keep this going, preferably forever.
Ding! Cause a creature to be formally introduced into the garden! Get a Gold Ticket!
[Dealmaker]
|Elite Trait|
"A Deal's a Deal." Whenever people make a deal with you, they feel compelled to fulfil their end of the deal that they agreed on, so long as the deal was explicit in its conditions(No clever wording or Fae deals). In addition, it's far easier to goad people into making outrageous bets.
Ding! Get Lilith to be truly comfortable in her new live in Eden and in the friend group! Get a Silver Familiar Ticket!
[Sanctuary Guardian]
|Uncommon Familiar|
Dark Souls - A chimeric beast with the enlarged body of a lion, four wings, horns like a ram, and a spiked scorpion tail that has deadly venom. It can also release lightning breaths and reproduce asexually by laying eggs.