[START OF FILM]
Chip: This is your lunch, OK?
Now, I put a dollar in there
so you can buy some milk.
You can ask one of the big kids
where to do that.
You remember your phone number?
Betsy: wrote it down for you, just in case.
Put it in your pocket,
I don't want you to lose it.
OK? You ready?
Cady: I think so.
Chip: It's Cady's big day.
Cady narrating: I guess it's natural for parents to cry
on their kid's first day of school./em
But, you know, this usually
happens when the kid is 5 ./em
I'm 16 and until today,
I was home-schooled./em
emI know what you're thinking.
homeschooled kids are… different. And, well, we kinda are./em
[SPELLING BEE CONTEST IN AUDITORIUM]
Young Cady: X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P.
Xylocarp.
Cady narrating: Or that we're weirdly religious
or something./em
[SCENE TRANSITIONS TO A BUNCH OF HOMESCHOOLED KIDS]
Homeschooled Kid: And on the third day,
God created lightning-powered rollerblades,
so Man could outrun
dinosaurs and impress his neighbors.
Homeschooled Kids together: Amen.
[SCENE TRANSITIONS TO A SERIES OF PHOTOS/SNAPSHOTS OF CADY IN THE AFRICAN SAVANNAH WITH HER PARENTS SURROUNDED BY ANIMALS]
Cady narrating: But my family's totally normal./em
Except for the fact that both my
parents are research zoologists
and we've spent the last
years in Africa./em
I had a great life./em
But then my mom got offered tenure
at Northwestern University./em
[SCENE TRANSITIONS TO THE ENTRANCE OF NORTH SHORE HIGH]
So it was goodbye Africa
and hello high school./em
Cady: I'm OK. Sorry.
I'll be careful.
[TAKEN IN CLASSROOM]
Hi.
I don't know if anyone
told you about me.
I'm a new student here.
My name is Cady Heron.
Kristen Hadley: Talk to me like that again,
and you're gonna be in big trouble.
Janis: You don't wanna sit there. Kristen
Hadley's boyfriend is gonna sit there.
Kristen Hadley: Hey, baby.
Janis: He passes gas a lot.
Miss Norbury: Hey, everybody.
[CADY BUMPS INTO MISS NORBURY]
Cady: Oh, Gosh, I'm so sorry.
Miss Norbury: It's not you. I'm bad luck.
Principal Duvall: Ms. Norbury?
Miss Norbury: My T-shirt's stuck
to my sweater, isn't it?
Cady: Yeah.
Miss Norbury: Fantastic.
Principal Duvall: Is everything all right in here?
Cady: Oh, yeah.
Principal Duvall: So...
...how was your summer?
Miss Norbury: I got divorced.
Principal Duvall: My carpal tunnel came back.
Miss Norbury: I win.
Principal Duvall: Yes, you do.
Well, I just wanted to let
everyone know
that we have a new student joining us.
She just moved here
all the way from Africa.
Miss Norbury: Welcome.
Michigan Girl: I'm from Michigan.
Miss Norbury: Great.
Principal Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron.
- Where are you, Cady?
Cady: That's me.
It's pronounced like Katie.
Principal Duvall: My apologies.
I have a nephew named Anfernee,
and I know how mad he gets
when I call him Anthony.
Almost as mad as I get
when I think about the fact
that my sister named him Anfernee.
Miss Norbury: Well, welcome, Cady.
And thank you, Mr. Duvall.
Principal Duvall: Well, thank you.
And...
...if you need anything or if you
wanna talk to somebody...
Miss Norbury: Thanks.
Maybe some other time,
when my shirt isn't see-through.
Principal Duvall: OK.
Good day, everybody.
Cady narrating: The first day of school was a blur
A stressful, surreal blur./em
I got in trouble for the
most random things./em
[Shows a montage of things Cady got in trouble for]
Chemistry Teacher: Where are you going?
Cady: Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.
Chemistry Teacher: You need the lavatory pass.
Cady: OK. Can I have the lavatory pass?
Chemistry Teacher: Nice try. Have a seat.
Cady narrating: I had never lived in a world
where adults didn't trust me,/em
where they were always yelling at me./em
English Teacher: Don't read ahead!
History Teacher: No green pen!
Music Teacher: No food in class!
[SCENE CHANGES TO NORTH SHORE HIGH CAFETERIA]
Random Student speaking offscreen: I told you, I saw the whole thing.
Everything.
Another student speaking offscreen: Did you see something?
Jason: It only counts if you really saw it!
Another random student speaking offscreen: That's true, dude.
Cady narrating: I had a lot of friends in Africa./em
Offscreen speaking voice from a random student: What?
Cady narrating: But so far, none in Evanston./em
[SCENES CHANGES TO CADY EATING IN THE BATHROOM]
[SCENE CHANGES TO CADY RETURNING HOME FROM SCHOOL]
Chip: Hey. How was your first day?
[SCENE TRANSITIONS BACK TO SCHOOL]
Damian: Is that your natural hair color?
Cady: Yeah.
Damian: It's gorgeous.
Cady: Thank you.
Damian: See, this is the color I want.
Janis: This is Damian.
He's almost too dramatic to function.
Cady: Nice to meet you.
Random student: Nice wig, Janis.
What's it made of?
Janis: Your mom's antique rug!
I'm Janis.
Cady: Hi, I'm Cady.
Do you guys know
where Room G14 is?
Damian: Health, Tuesday/Thursday,
Room G14 .
Janis: I think that's in the back building.
Damian: Yeah, that's in the back building.
Janis: Yeah, we'll take you there.
Cady: Thanks.
[SCENE CHANGES TO HALLWAY]
Damian: Watch out, please!
New meat coming through!
[SCENE CHANGES TO THE SCHOOL OUTDOOR SPORTS FIELD]
Damian: "Health. Spanish.
You're taking 12th-grade calculus?'
Cady: Yeah, I like math.
Damian: Why?
Cady: Because it's the same
in every country.
Damian: That's beautiful. This girl is deep.
Cady: Where's the back building?
Janis: It burned down in 1987.
Cady: Won't we get in some
sort of trouble for this?
Janis: Why would we get you into trouble?
We're your friends.
Cady narrating: I know it's wrong to skip class,
but Janis said we were friends.
And I was in no position
to pass up friends./em
I guess I'll never know what I missed
on that first day of health class./em
Coach Carr: Be safe,
because you don't want to deal with things you're not ready for.
[Additional Narration by Cady Heron talking about the life of high school in the city/civilization compared to the jungle taken place in the gym, Additional narration begins, narration: 🎤 Cady Heron (Narration – Voiceover, while students settle in the gym) CADY (V.O.):
In the jungle, things are simple.
If you're hungry, you find food. If a lion chases you, you run. If a monkey steals your lunch, well… you let him have it.
But high school in the city?
It's a whole different kind of wild.
Back in Africa, animals might compete for survival—but no one talks behind your back or writes your name in a burn book.
Here, it's not about who can climb the tallest tree…
It's who can dress the best, text the fastest, or make the most people laugh at lunch.
There's no roar warning you before someone turns on you.
You just… feel it. A cold look. A hallway whisper. A post that disappears too quickly.
Civilization isn't calmer than the jungle—it's just quieter.
And when it comes to surviving this place…
well, let's just say I had a lot to learn.
[End of Narration] ]
[SCENE CHANGES TO NORTH SHORE HIGH SCHOOL OUTDOOR SPORTS FIELD]
Janis: Why didn't they just keep
home-schooling you?
Cady: They wanted me to get socialized.
Damian: Oh, you'll get socialized, all right.
A little slice like you.
Cady: What are you talking about?
Janis: You're a regulation glamor.
Cady: What?
Damian: Own it.
Janis: How do you spell your
name again, Cady?
Cady: It's Cady. C-A-D-Y.
Janis: Yeah, I'm gonna call you Cady.
Damian: In the name of all that is holy, will you
look at Karen Smith's gym clothes?
Janis: Of course all The Plastics
are in the same gym class.
Cady: Who are The Plastics?
Damian: They're teen royalty.
If North Shore was emUs Weekly/em,
they would always be on the cover.
Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith.
She is one of the dumbest
girls you will ever meet.
Damian sat next to her
in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell "orange".
Janis: And that little one?
That's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because
her dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows
everybody's business.
She knows everything
about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big.
It's full of secrets.
Janis: And trouble takes a human
form in Regina George.
Don't be fooled, because she may seem
like your typical selfish, back-stabbing,
troublemaker. But in reality,
she is so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee.
The star. Those other two
are just her little workers.
Janis: Regina George.
How do I even begin
to explain Regina George?
[SCENE CHANGES TO A MONTAGE OF RANDOM STUDENTS TALKING ABOUT THE CHARACTERISTICS OF REGINA GEORGE TO SHOW HOW POLISHED SHE IS]
Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.
Lea Edwards: She has two Fendi purses
and a silver Lexus.
Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured
for $10000
Random Student: I hear she does car commercials.
In Japan.
Jock Girl: Her favorite movie is Honey I Shrunk the kids.
Shortest Girl/Giselle Sgro: One time, she met John Stamos
on a plane.
Jessica Lopez: And he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd: One time,
she pushed me to the mud in the farm
It was awesome.
[SCENE CHANGES TO HALLWAY]
Damian: She always looks fierce.
She always wins Spring Fling Queen.
Janis: Who cares?
Damian: I care.
Every year, the seniors throw
this dance for the underclassmen
called The Spring Fling.
And whomsoever is elected
Spring Fling King and Queen
automatically becomes head of the
Student Activities Committee.
And since I am an active member
of the Student Activities Committee,
I would say, yeah, I care.
Janis: Damian, you've truly
out-shined yourself.
Janis: Here. This map is gonna
be your guide to North Shore.
Now, where you sit in
the cafeteria is crucial
because you got everybody there.
You got your freshmen,
ROTC guys,
preps, JV jocks,
academic all-stars,
the cool crowd,
varsity jocks,
the trendsetters,
the snack lovers,
the diet fanatics,
the try-hards
the chill crew,
the band enthusiasts,
And then there's us,
the greatest people
you will ever meet
and the worst.
Beware of The Plastics.
Jason: Hey. We're doing a lunchtime
survey of new students.
Can you answer a few questions?
Cady: OK.
Jason: Are your nails polished?
Cady: What?
Jason: Would you like us to assign
someone to polish your nails?
Cady: My what?
Regina: Is he bothering you?
Jason, why are you such a pest?
Jason: I'm just being friendly.
You were supposed
to call me last night.
Regina: Jason. You do not come to a party
at my house with Gretchen
and then fool around with some poor, innocent
girl right in front of us three days later.
She's not interested.
Do you wanna to go out with him?
Cady: No, thank you.
Regina: Good. So it's settled.
Get lost.
Bye, Jason.
Jason: Rude one.
Regina: Wait. Sit down.
Seriously, sit down.
Why don't I know you?
Cady: I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.
Regina: What?
Cady: I used to be home-schooled.
Regina: Wait. What?
Cady: My mom taught me at home...
Regina: No, no.
I know what home-school is.
I'm not dumb.
So you've actually never been
to a real school before?
Cut it out.
Cut it out.
Cady: I didn't say anything.
Regina: Home-schooled.
That's really interesting.
Cady: Thanks.
Regina: But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady: Thank you.
Regina: So you agree.
Cady: What?
Regina: You think you're really pretty.
Cady: Oh, I don't know...
Regina: Oh, my Gosh, I love your bracelet.
Where did you get it?
Cady: Oh, my mom made it for me.
Regina: It's adorable.
Gretchen: Oh, it's so fetch.
Regina: What is "fetch"?
Gretchen: Oh, it's like , whenever something great happens, it's our slogan or motto of our clique, the plastics
Karen: So if you're from Africa...
...why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh, my Gosh, Karen, you can't just
ask people why they're white.
Regina: Could you give us some privacy
for, like, one second?
Cady: Yeah, sure.
Janis: What are you doing?
Regina: OK, you should just know
that we don't do this a lot,
so this is, like, a really huge deal.
Gretchen: We wanna invite you
to have lunch with us
every day for the rest of the week.
Cady: Oh, it's OK...
Regina: Coolness.
So we'll see you tomorrow.
Karen: On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
[AT GIRLS BATHROOM]
Janis: Oh, my Gosh!
OK, you have to do it, OK?
And then you have to tell me all
the horrible things that Regina says.
Cady: Regina seems sweet.
Janis: Regina George is not sweet.
She's a sly old filthy cunning wolf!
She ruined my life!
Damian: She's fabulous, but she's evil.
A random girl: Hey, get out of here!
Damian: Oh, my Gosh, Danny DeVito.
I love your work!
Cady: Why do you hate her?
Janis: What do you mean?
Cady: Regina. You seem to really hate her.
Janis: Yes. What's your question?
Cady: Well, my question is, why?
Damian: Regina started this rumor
that Janis was...
Janis: Damian! Shall we not?
Now, look. This isn't
about hating her, OK?
I just think that it would be, like,
a fun little experiment
if you were to hang out with them and
then tell us everything that they say.
Cady: What do we even talk about?
Janis: Hair products.
Damian: Ashton Kutcher.
Cady: Is that a band?
Janis: Would you just do it? Please?
Cady: OK, fine.
Do you have anything pink?
Damian: Yes.
Janis: No.
[SCENE CHANGES TO MATH CLASS]
Cady: By eighth period, I was so happy
to get to math class.
I mean, I'm good at math.
I understand math.
Nothing in math class
could mess me up.
Aaron: Hey, do you have a pencil
I can borrow?
Cady narrating: I've only had one other
crush in my life./em
His name was Nfume,
[SCENE SHOWS A FLASHBACK OF CADY BACK IN AFRICA MEETING AN AFRICAN BOY BY THE NAME OF NFUME]
and we were 5 .
It didn't work out.
But this one hit me like a big,
yellow school bus.
Offscreen female voice: Cady, what do you say?
Cady: He was...
So cute.
I mean, A-sub-N equals
N plus one over four.
Miss Norbury: That's right.
That's good. Very good.
All right, let's talk
about your homework.
[SCENE CHANGES TO CADY RETURNS HOME]
Chip: Hey. How was your second day?
Cady: Fine.
Betsy: Were people nice?
Cady: No.
Chip: Did you make any friends?
Cady: Yeah.
[AT CAFETERIA]
Cady narrating: Having lunch with The Plastics
was like leaving the actual world
and entering "Girl World".
And Girl World had a lot of rules.
Gretchen: You can't wear a tank top
two days in a row,
and you can only wear your
hair in a ponytail once a week.
So I guess you picked today.
Oh, and we only wear jeans
or track pants on Fridays.
Now, if you break any of these rules,
you can't sit with us at lunch.
I mean, not just you. Like, any of us.
OK, like, if I was wearing jeans today,
I'd be sitting over there
with the art kids.
Oh, and we always vote before we ask
someone to eat lunch with us
because you have to be considerate
of the rest of the group.
Well, I mean, you wouldn't buy a skirt
without asking your friends first
if it looks good on you.
Cady: I wouldn't?
Gretchen: Right.
Oh, and it's the same with guys.
Like, you may think you like someone,
but you could be wrong.
Regina: A hundred and twenty calories and
calories from fat. What percent is that?
Gretchen: Forty-eight into 120 ?
Regina: I'm only eating foods with less than
30 percent calories from fat.
It's 40 percent.
Cady: Well, 48 over 120
equals X over 100
and then you cross-multiply
and get the value of X.
Regina: Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.
Gretchen: So have you seen any guys
that you think are cute yet?
Cady: Well, there's this guy
in my calculus class...
Karen: Who is it?
Gretchen: It's a senior?
Cady: His name's Aaron Samuels.
Karen: No!
Gretchen: Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels.
That's Regina's ex-boyfriend.
Karen: They went out for a year.
Gretchen: Yeah, and then she was devastated
when he broke up
with her last summer.
Karen: I thought she dumped him
for Shane Oman.
Gretchen: OK, irregardless. Ex-boyfriends
are just off-limits to friends.
I mean, that's just, like,
the rules of feminism.
Don't worry. I'll never tell Regina
what you said.
It'll be our little secret.
[SCENE CHANGES TO MATH CLASS]
Offscreen voice: We define the sum
of the infinite geometric series...
Cady narrating: Even though I wasn't
allowed to like Aaron,
I was still allowed to look at him.
And think about him.
And talk to him.
Cady: Hey, Aar...
Kevin G: Hey, you're the Africa girl, right?
Cady: Yeah.
Kevin G: I'm Kevin Gnapoor,
captain of the North Shore Mathletes.
We participate in math challenges
against other high schools in the state,
and we can get twice as much funding
if we've got a girl.
So you should think about joining.
Miss Norbury: Oh, you'd be perfect for it.
Cady: Yeah, definitely.
Kevin G: Great, great.
Let me give you my card.
OK, so think it over.
Because we'd like to get jackets.
Cady: OK.
Aaron: Hey!
Regina: Get in, loser. We're going shopping.
Cady narrating: Regina's like the barbie doll
I never had.
I'd never seen anybody
so glamorous.
One of the plastics speaking offscreen: So how do you like North Shore?
[SCENE CHANGES TO MALL]
Cady: It's good.
I think I'm joining the Mathletes.
Gretchen: No! No, no.
Regina: No, no.
You cannot do that.
That is a social disaster.
Dang, you are so lucky
you have us to guide you.
Cady narrating: Being at Old Orchard Mall kind of
reminded me of being home in Africa.
By the watering hole.
When the animals go nuts.
Gretchen: Oh, my Gosh, there's Jason!
Plastics speaking: Where? Oh, there he is.
Gretchen: And he's with Taylor Wedell.
Karen: I heard they're going out.
Regina: Wait. Jason's not going out
with Taylor.
No he can't just ignore you like that.
He's such a little pest.
Give me your phone.
Gretchen: You're not gonna call him, right?
Regina: Do you think I'm an idiot?
Gretchen: No.
[REGINA DOES A PRANK PHONE CALL]
Regina: Wedell on South Boulevard.
Gretchen: Caller ID.
Regina: Not when you connect
from Information.
Taylor's mom: Hello
Regina: Hello.
May I please speak
to Taylor Wedell?
Taylor's mom: She's not home yet. Who's calling?
Regina: Oh, this is Ms. Susan from
North Shore High
I have her test results for Physics. Unfortunately, she failed. If you can have
her give me a call as soon as she can.
It's urgent. Thank you.
[END OF PRANK CALL]
Regina: She's not going out with anyone.
Gretchen: OK, that was so fetch.
Taylor: Mom.
[ARRIVING AT REGINA'S HOUSE]
Cady: Your house is really nice.
Regina: I know, right?
Gretchen: Make sure you check out her mom's new tracksuit , but be careful, she'd scream if you mess with it.
Regina: I'm home! Hey, Kylie.
Kylie: Hey.
Regina's mom June: Hey, hey, hey!
How are my dear little friends?
Gretchen: Hey, Mrs. George. This is Cady.
Regina's mom June: Hello, sweetheart.
Cady: Hi.
Regina's mom June: Welcome to our home.
Just want you to know, if you need
anything, don't be shy, OK?
There are no rules in this house.
I'm not like a regular mom.
I'm a cool mom. Right, Regina?
Regina: Please stop talking.
Regina's mom June: OK.
I will make you girls a special majestic Wednesday treat.
[THE GIRLS ENTER REGINA'S ROOM]
Cady: This is your room?
Regina: It was my parents' room,
but I made them trade me.
Hey, put on 98.8 ..
Regina: Cady, do you even know
who sings this?
Cady: The Spice Girls?
Regina: I love her.
She's like a Martian.
Karen: Gosh, my hips are huge!
Gretchen: Oh, please. I hate my calves.
Regina: At least you guys can wear halters.
I've got man shoulders.
Cady narrating: I used to think there
was just fat and skinny.
Apparently, there's a lot of things
that can be wrong on your body./em
[THEY TALK ABOUT THE PROBLEMS OF HOW THEY LOOK]
Gretchen: My hairline is so weird.
Regina: My pores are huge.
Karen: My nail beds feel dreadful.
Cady: I have really bad breath
in the morning.
Regina's mom June (she enters the room): Hey, you guys.
Fruit Punch Happy hour is from 4:00 to 6:00.
Thanks.
Cady: Is there wine in this?
June: Oh, Gosh, honey, no. What kind
of mother do you think I am?
Do you want a bit? If you're gonna
drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.
Cady: No, thank you.
Karen: Don't worry Cady, It's just, fruit punch.
Regina's mom June: OK.
So, you guys, what is the 411?
What has everybody been up to?
What is the latest gossip?
Tell me everything.
What are you guys listening to?
What's the cool jams?
Regina: Mom.
Could you go fix your hair?
Regina's mom June: OK.
You girls keep me young.
Oh, I love you so much.
Karen: Oh, my Gosh, I remember this.
Regina: I haven't looked at that in forever.
Gretchen: Come check it out, Cady.
It's our Burn Book.
See, we cut out girls' pictures
from the yearbook,
and then we wrote comments.
"Trang Pak is a silly little pest."
Still true.
Karen: "Dawn Schweitzer inflates and floats like a big giant balloon."
Regina: Still half true.
Karen: "Amber D'Alessio."
She got way too friendly with a hot dog.
Gretchen: "Janis the Punk Rebel."
Karen: Who is that?
Gretchen: I think that's that kid Damian.
Cady: Yeah. He's almost too dramatic
to function.
Regina: That's funny. Put that in there.
Cady: Oh, no. Maybe that was only OK
when Janis said it./em
[FUNNY/COMICAL POTENTIAL DELETED SCENE WHERE THE PLASTICS, CADY, AND REGINA DISCUSS THE IRONY ABOUT THE WORD "DRAMATIC", FUNNY SCENE BEGINS, FUNNY SCENE: 🎬
INT. REGINA'S BEDROOM – DAY
[REGINA LOUNGES ON HER BED, WEARING HER WHITE TANK TOP THAT READS "A LITTLE BIT DRAMATIC." KAREN IS FLIPPING THROUGH A FASHION MAGAZINE, GRETCHEN IS ADJUSTING HER HAIR IN THE MIRROR, AND CADY IS AWKWARDLY HOLDING THE BURN BOOK.
CADY: "WAIT… ISN'T THAT KIND OF IRONIC?"
KAREN (EARNEST):
"I THOUGHT DAMIAN WAS THE NICE ONE WHO GAVE ME THAT LIP BALM THAT ONE TIME."
GRETCHEN (TURNS, FROWNING):
"WAIT… REGINA, AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS 'A LITTLE BIT DRAMATIC?'"
REGINA (CASUALLY):
"YEAH, BUT I'M DRAMATIC IN, LIKE, A FABULOUS WAY. DAMIAN'S DRAMATIC IN A THEATER-KID, CRY-OVER-A-BROKEN-NAIL WAY."
CADY (RAISING AN EYEBROW):
"SO… DRAMATIC IS COOL WHEN YOU DO IT, BUT NOT WHEN HE DOES?"
KAREN (NODDING):
"THAT'S LIKE SAYING CHOCOLATE IS ONLY GOOD IF IT'S PINK."
GRETCHEN:
"…THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE."
KAREN (SHRUGS):
"I STILL STAND BY IT."
REGINA (WAVES HER OFF):
"LOOK, THE BURN BOOK IS FOR TRUTHS, NOT… FASHION CRITIQUES."
CADY (TO HERSELF):
"MORE LIKE… SELECTIVE DRAMA."
THEY ALL GIGGLE. CUT TO CADY'S THOUGHTFUL EXPRESSION AS SHE STARTS NOTICING THE DOUBLE STANDARDS.]
]
[END OF FUNNY POTENTIAL DELETED SCENE WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT THE IRONY OF BEING DRAMATIC]
[SCENE CHANGES TO MALL WITH JANIS AND CADY]
Cady: And they have this Burn Book
where they write mean things
about all the girls in our grade.
Janis: What does it say about me?
Cady: You're not in it.
Janis: Those idiots.
[DAMIAN ENTERS IN]
Damian: Will this minimize my pores?
Janis: No. Cady,
you gotta steal that book.
Cady: No way!
Janis: Oh, come on. We could publish it,
and then everybody would see
what a jennet she really is.
Cady: I don't steal.
Janis: That is for your feet.
Cady, there are two kinds
of evil people.
People who do evil stuff,
and people who see evil stuff
being done and don't try to stop it.
Damian: Does that mean I'm morally
obligated to burn that lady's outfit?
Oh, my Gosh, that's Ms. Norbury.
Janis: I love seeing teachers
outside of school.
It's like seeing a dog
walk on its hind legs.
Miss Norbury: Hey, guys, what's up?
I didn't know you worked here.
Janis: Yeah, moderately priced soaps
are my calling.
Damian: You shopping?
Miss Norbury: No, I'm just here with my boyfriend.
Joking. Sometimes older people
make jokes.
Damian: My grandma takes her wig off
when she's tired.
Miss Norbury: Your grandma and I have that
in common.
No, actually, I just work a couple nights a week
down at P.J. Calamity's.
Cady, I hope you do
join Mathletes, you know,
because we start in a couple weeks
and I would love
to have a girl on the team,
just, you know, so the team
could meet a girl.
Cady: I think I'm gonna do it.
Miss Norbury: Great.
Damian: You can't join Mathletes.
It's a social disaster.
Miss Norbury: Thanks, Damian.
Well, this has been
sufficiently awkward.
And I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Cady: Bye.
Miss Norbury: Bye.
Janis: Oh, man, that is bleak.
So when are you gonna
see Regina again?
Cady: I can't spy on her anymore.
It's weird.
Janis: Come on, she's never gonna find out.
It'll be like our little secret.
Cady: Hello?
Regina: I know your secret.
Cady speaking to herself: Oh, Gosh, busted./em
Just start apologizing and crying.
No, play it cool./em
Cady: Secret?
What are you saying about?
Regina: Gretchen told me
that you like Aaron Samuels.
I mean, I don't care,
do whatever you want.
But let me just tell you something
about Aaron:
All he cares about is school
and his mom and his friends.
- Is that bad?
- But if you like him...
Whatever. I mean, I could talk
to him for you if you want.
Cady: Really? You would do that? I mean,
nothing embarrassing, though, right?
Regina: Oh, no, trust me.
I know exactly how to play it.
But wait. Aren't you so mad
at Gretchen for telling me?
Cady: No.
Regina: Because if you are,
you can tell me. It was a really
Nasty thing for her to do.
Cady: Yeah, it was pretty nasty,
but I'm not mad.
I mean, I guess she just
likes the attention.
Regina: See, Gretch? I told you
she's not mad at you.
Gretchen: I can't believe you think
I like attention!
Regina: OK, love you. See you tomorrow.
[END OF 3 WAY CALL]
Cady narrating: I had survived my first
three-way calling attack.
And with Regina's blessing, I started
talking to Aaron more and more.
[SCENE CHANGES TO CLASSROOM]
On October 3rd, he asked me
what day it was./em
It's October 3rd.
Two weeks later, we spoke again.
Aaron: It's raining.
Cady: Yeah.
Cady narrating: But I wanted things to move faster.
So I followed my instincts.
Cady: Hey, I'm totally lost.
Can you help me?
Cady narrating: But I wasn't lost./em
Aaron: Yeah.
Cady narrating: I knew exactly what Ms. Norbury
was talking about./em
Aaron: It's a factorial, so you multiply
each one by N.
Cady narrating: Wrong./em
Cady: Is that the summation?
Aaron: Yeah, they're the same thing.
Cady narrating: Wrong. He was so wrong./em
Cady: Thanks. I... I get it now.
Miss Norbury: Lights, please.
See you guys tomorrow.
Aaron: We're having a Halloween party
at my friend Chris' tonight.
You wanna come?
Cady: Yeah, sure.
Aaron: Great. Here's where it is.
It's a costume party.
People get pretty into it.
Cady: OK.
Aaron: That flier admits one person only,
so don't bring some
other guy with you.
Cady: Okay.
Aaron: See you tonight.
Kevin G: Hey, Africa. You staying
for the Mathletes meeting?
Cady: Yeah, I'll be right back.
[SCENE SHOWS A MONTAGE OF CADY WHERE IS GOING FROM HALLWAY TO HOME]
Cady narrating: OK, I lied. But I had to go home
and work on my costume./em
In the regular world, Halloween is
when children dress up in costumes/em
and beg for candy.
[SCENE SHOWS THE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES THE PLASTICS WORE]
In Girl World, Halloween
is the one night a year/em
when a girl can dress
However they want and/em
and no one will
Judge them for it./em
The hard-core girls get to wear sleeveless shirts/em
and some form of animal ears./em
Regina's mom June: Doesn't she look great, honey?
Gretchen: What are you?
Karen: I'm a mouse.
[CADY ENTERS THE HALLOWEEN PARTY]
Cady narrating: Unfortunately, nobody mentioned there were
….unspoken rules about costumes
So I showed up like this.
RANDOM NOISES OF PEOPLE PARTYING SAYING WORDS:
Hey.
Yes! Yes!
Cady: Hey.
Karen: Why are you dressed so scary?
Cady: It's Halloween.
Gretchen: Have you seen Jason?
Karen: You know who's looking fine tonight?
Seth Mosakowski.
Gretchen: OK, you did not just say that.
Karen: What? He's a good kisser.
Gretchen: He's your cousin.
Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
Gretchen: Right.
Karen: So you have your cousins
and then you have your first cousins,
then you have your second cousins...
Gretchen: No, honey.
Karen: That's not right, is it?
Gretchen: That is so not right.
[AARON ENTERS IN]
Aaron: Hey!
Cady: Hey.
Aaron: You made it.
And you are... a zombie bride.
Cady: An "ex-wife".
Aaron: Love it. Can I get you
something to drink?
Cady: Yeah.
Aaron: Be right back.
Cady: Thanks.
Gretchen: Karen, stop it.
Don't, Karen...
Karen: Hey, Seth!
Regina: Hey.
Aaron: Oh, no.
Didn't anybody tell you?and weird, but she's my friend,
so just promise me
you won't make fun of her.
Aaron: Of course I'm not gonna
make fun of her.
You were supposed
to wear a costume.
Regina: Cut it out. I need to talk to you.
You know that girl Cady?
Aaron: Yeah, she's cool.
I invited her tonight.
Regina: Well, be careful because
she has a huge crush on you.
Aaron: Really? How do you know?
Regina: Because she told me.
She tells everybody.
It's kind of cute, actually.
She's like a little girl. She, like,
writes all over her notebook,
"Mrs. Aaron Samuels."
And she made this T-shirt that says
"I heart Aaron"
and she wears it
under all her clothes.
Aaron: Oh, come on.
Regina: Well, who can blame her?
I mean, you're gorgeous.
And OK, look, I'm not saying
she's a stalker,
but she saved
this Kleenex you used
and she said she's gonna do
some weird magic with it
to make you like her.
Aaron: What?
Cady narrating: This was it.
Regina said she would talk
to Aaron for me, and now she was./em
Regina: I know she's kind of socially dumb
Cady narrating: How could Janis hate Regina?/em
She was such a good.../em
Oh no! I can't believe this/em
Aaron: What are you doing?
You broke up with me.
Regina: That's crazy. Why would
I break up with you?
You're so handsome.
[CADY LEAVES THE HALLOWEEN PARTY]
Shane: That's a scary mask, bro.
Cady narrating: I had never felt this feeling before.
I could hear my heartbeat in my ears.
My stomach felt like it was
About to drop.
emI had this lump in my throat like
after you dry-swallow a big pill.
emI hated Regina. I hated her!
Cady: She took him back.
Regina took Aaron back.
Janis: Oh, no, Cady.
Cady: Why would she do that?
Janis: Because she's a life-ruiner.
She ruins people's lives.
Damian: When we were she made
people sign this petition
saying that Janis was...
Janis: Damian! Please!
Look, she's not gonna get away
with this again, OK?
We're gonna do something.
We are?
[DAMIAN AND JANIS SHOW A CHALKBOARD OF THE PLAN TO GET REVENGE AGAINST REGINA]
Janis: Regina George is basically a witch in disguise.
How do you stop a witch?
You throw a bucket of water
Regina would be nothing without
her picture perfect looks (like weight)
...her cool boyfriend
Flashy fashion sense
...and her group of blindly devoted fans
Now, Cady, if we want this to work,
you are gonna have to keep hanging
out with them like nothing is wrong.
Can you do it?
Cady: I can do it.
Janis: OK, let's rock this thing.
[SCENE CHANGES TO HALLWAY OF NORTH SHORE HIGH]
Cady narrating: Pretending like nothing was wrong
turned out to be surprisingly easy./em
Gretchen: Regina wanted me to tell you that she
was trying to set you up with Aaron,
but he was just interested
in getting her back.
And that's not Regina's fault.
Cady: No, I know.
Gretchen: OK, so you're not mad at Regina?
Cady: Gosh, no.
Gretchen: Oh, OK, good.
Because Regina wanted me
to give you this.
[SCENE CHANGES TO CAFETERIA]
Regina: It's called
the South Beach Fat Flush,
and all you drink is
cranberry juice for hours.
Aaron: This isn't even cranberry juice.
It's cranberry juice mocktail.
It's all sugar.
Regina: I wanna lose 3 pounds.
Aaron: You're crazy.
[CADY AND GRETCHEN ENTER THE SCENE]
Regina: Why do you wear your hair like that?
You hair looks so fabulous pushed back.
Cady, will you please tell him
his hair looks fabulous pushed back.
Cady: Regina was parading Aaron
in front of me on purpose./em
I knew how this would be
settled in the animal world.
[CADY ACTS LIKE A BIG CAT READY TO MAUL REGINA LIKE A BIG CAT]
Cady narrating: But this was Girl World.
Cady: Your hair looks fabulous pushed back.
[SCENE CHANGES TO GIRLS BATHROOM]
Cady narrating: And in Girl World,
all the fighting had to be sneaky./em
Regina: All this cranberry juice
is making me break out.
Cady: Wait. I have this really good
skin stuff I'll bring you.
Regina: OK.
Cady narrating: We kept our eyes open
for opportunities for sabotage./em
[CADY GETS A FOOT CREAM FROM JANIS AT THE MALL, THEN GIVES IT TO REGINA IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM]
Cady: Regina.
Here you go.
Regina: Thank you.
[SCENE CHANGES TO CAFETERIA]
Regina: Hey.
Aaron: Hey.
Your face smells like peppermint.
[SCENE CHANGES TO HALLWAY]
Janis: This stinks, you guys.
It's been a month, and all we've done
is make Regina's face smell like a foot.
Damian: I've been really busy with choir.
Janis: We gotta catch Gretchen Wieners.
We catch Gretchen,
and then we catch the lock
on Regina's whole dirty history.
Damian: Say "Catch" again.
Janis: Catch.
All right, let's reconvene tonight.
Cady: I can't.
I have to go to Regina's
to practice for the talent show.
We're doing a dance to this song...
Janis and Damian (unison): "Jingle Bell Rock."
Cady: You guys know that song?
Janis: Everybody in the English-speaking
world knows that song.
Damian: They do it every year.
Cady: Well, I have to learn it.
Go.
Hey.
[REGINA ENTERS THE HALLWAY]
Regina: Why were you talking to Janis Ian?
Cady: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird.
She just, came up to me
and started talking to me about catch.
Regina: She's so ridiculous.
Let me tell you something
about Janis Ian.
We were best friends
in middle school.
I know, right?
It's kind of funny
to think about now
So in eighth grade, I started
Dating my first boyfriend,
Kyle, he was totally cute,
but then he moved to Indiana.
And Janis got super
Weird about it.
Like, if I hung out with Kyle instead of her,
she'd be like,
"Why didn't you call me back?"
And I'd be like, "Why are you
so obsessed with me?"
Then, for my birthday party,
which was an all-girls pool party,
I didn't invite her because
Because, well… I thought she didn't fit in. She looked weird
So then her mom called my mom
and totally freaked out.
It was so over the top.
Then she kind of disappeared for a while
and,
When she came back
To high school,
She had totally changed
like, new look, new attitude-just totally different.
[A GIRL WITH A SKIRT ENTERS THE HALLWAY]
Regina: Oh my Gosh!
I love your skirt.
Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the 80 's.
Regina: Vintage. So adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks.
Regina: That is the most hideous skirt
I've ever seen.
[FLASHBACK FROM EARLIER]
Regina: Oh, my Gosh, I love your bracelet.
Where did you get it?
Cady: So are you gonna send
any candy canes?
Regina: No. I don't send them,
I just get them.
So you better send me one
Love you.
Cady: I was definitely sending her one./em
I was gonna use three candy canes
to catch Gretchen Wieners.
Three, please.
Teacher: "Why, Man, he doth bestride
the narrow world like a colossus"
might translate into
"Why is he so huge
and obnoxious?"
[SANTA ENTERS IN THE CLASSROOM]
Santa: Candy cane-grams!
- OK, hurry up.
Taylor Zimmerman?
Two for you.
Glenn Cocco?
Four for you, Glenn Cocco.
You go, Glenn Cocco.
And Cady Heron.
Do we have a Cady Heron here?
Cady: It's Cady.
Santa: Oh, Cady, here you go.
One for you. And none
for Gretchen Wieners. Bye.
Gretchen: Who's that from?
Cady: "Thanks for being such
a great friend. Love, Regina."
That's so sweet.
Woman speaking offscreen: OK, back to Caesar.
Cady narrating: Once Gretchen thought
Regina was mad at her,
the secrets started pouring out.
All I had to do was wait for one
we could use.
[NORTH SHORE HIGH WINTER TALENT SHOW TRANSITIONS FROM SCHOOL ENTRANCE TO AUDITORIUM ]
Thank you.
Principal Duvall: Welcome to the North Shore
High School winter talent show.
Let me hear you make some noise.
All right, settle down.
Our first act calls himself
a star on the rise.
Let's hear it for Damian.
[DAMIAN
ENTERS IN]
Damian:
Don't look at me.
[DAMIAN sings]
Everyday is so wonderful[SCENE CHANGES TO BACKSTAGE]
Gretchen: I mean, why would Regina send
you guys candy canes and not me?
Karen: Maybe she forgot about you.
Cady: Yeah, Regina has been acting
kind of weird lately.
I mean, is something bothering her?
Gretchen: Well, I mean, her parents totally
don't sleep in the same bed anymore,
if that's what you mean.
Oh, my Gosh.
Don't tell her I told you that.
[BACK TO DAMIAN SINGING]
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
Don't you bring me down today
[BACK TO BACKSTAGE]
Gretchen: I mean, no offense,
but why would she send
you a candy cane?
She doesn't even
like you that much.
Maybe she feels weird around me
because I'm the only person
that knows about her nose job.
Oh, my Gosh.
Pretend you didn't hear that.
[KEVIN G RAPS]
Kevin G: Yo, yo, yo
All you fools MCs
Ain't got nothing on me
From my grades to my rhymes
You can't touch Kevin G
I'm a Mathlete
So nerd is inferred
but forget what you heard
I'm like James bond the Third
Cool not absurd
I'm Kevin Gnapoor
The G is silent
When I sneak in your door
And hang out with your woman
On the dance floor
I don't play it like Romeo
You'll know it was me
because the next time you see her
She'll be like
Kevin G
Principal Duvall: Thank you, Kevin, that's enough.
Kevin G: Happy holidays, everybody.
Kevin G (offscreen): K.G. And the Power of Three.
Principal Duvall (offscreen): That was something.
[THE PLASTICS ENTER THE STAGE BUT CURTAINS DIDN'T OPEN YET]
Damian: Does it bother you that they still
use your original choreography?
Janis: Cut it out.
Dang.
What?
Kevin G: I'd rather see you out there
shaking that thing.
Regina: Gretchen, switch sides with Cady.
Gretchen: But I'm always on your left.
Regina: That was when there were three of us,
and now the tallest go in the middle.
Gretchen: But the whole dance
will be backwards.
I'm always on your left.
Regina: And right now you're getting
on my last nerve. Switch.
Principal Duvall (offscreen): And finally,
please welcome to the stage
Santa's Helpers doing
"Jingle Bell Rock".
[THE SONG BEGINS]
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing
And jingle bells ring
Snowing and blowing
Up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun
Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime
jingle bell time
Dancing and prancing
In Jingle bell Square/em
emIn the fr.../em
[GRETCHEN KICKS THE RADIO]
Jason?
[EVERYBODY IS SHOCKED AND GASPS]
[1 MOMENT LATER, CADY AND THE PLASTICS START SINGING WITH CADY ]
Cady: What a bright time
It's the right time/em
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time
Is a swell time
To go riding in a one-horse sleigh
Giddyap jingle horse
Pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and mingle in a jingling beat
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell rock
[EVERYONE CHEERS]
[THE PLASTICS GO TO THE BACKSTAGE]
Karen: That was the best it ever went!
Aaron: That was awesome.
Regina: Lip gloss.
[KEVIN G ENTERS THE BACKSTAGE]
Kevin G: Hey, good job, Africa.
Cady: Thanks.
Karen: Cady's blushing. Oh, my Gosh.
Gretchen: You totally have a crush on that guy.
Cady: No, I don't.
Gretchen: That's why you wanted
to join the Mathletes.
Aaron: Mathletes? You hate math.
Gretchen: Look how red she is.
You love him. And he totally
complimented you.
That is so fetch.
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying
to make "fetch" happen.
It's not going to happen.
[AT CLASSROOM]
Gretchen: Why should Caesar get to stomp
around like a giant
"while the rest of us try not to get
smushed under his big feet?
"What's so great about Caesar?
"Brutus is just as cute as Caesar.
"OK, Brutus is just
as smart as Caesar.
"People totally like Brutus just
as much as they like Caesar.
"And when did it become
OK for one person
"to be the boss of everybody?
"Because that's not
what Rome is about!
"We should totally vote for the idea that Caesar should be taken down!"
Cady: Gretchen Wieners had finally reached her limit./em
[TRANSITIONS FROM CLASSROOM TO BATHROOM BY FADING]
Gretchen: OK, if you even knew how mean
she really is.
You know that I'm not allowed
to wear hoop earrings, right?
Yeah. Two years ago, she told me
that hoop earrings were her thing
and that I wasn't allowed
to wear them anymore.
And then for my Hanukkah,
my parents got me this pair
of really expensive white-gold hoops.
And I had to pretend
like I didn't even like them,
and it was so sad.
And did you know she hangs out
With Shane Oman every Thursday
Aaron thinks she's at SAT prep.
But really, she's sneaking off
To the projection room
above the auditorium,
and I never told anyone,
because...
...I thought being loyal made me a good friend and do you know what is worse, I think Regina wants to be with Shane for her whole life more than Aaron.
[SCENE TRANSITIONS TO THE CHALKBOARD OF PLANNED REVENGE AGAINST REGINA AND MONTAGES OF NORTH SHORE HIGH FEATURING AARON IN THE GYM]
Cady narrating: Jackpot. Gretchen's secret
had put the plan back in motion.
After Christmas break,
we tried every Thursday
to help Aaron catch Regina
in the act.
[AARON SEES REGINA HANGING OUT WITH SHANE OMAN IN THE PROJECTION ROOM DISCUSSING INAUDIBLE GOSSIP ABOUT RANDOM HIGH SCHOOL INCLUDING PEOPLE THEY KNOW FROM NORTH SHORE HIGH AND HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA]
Cady: Hey.
Aaron: Hey, what's up?
[DAMIAN STEALS CADY'S PURSE]
Cady: My purse!
Cady: Looks like he's headed
for the projection room
above the auditorium!
[AARON AND DAMIAN GO TO THE PROJECTION ROOM AND THEY SAW COACH CARR AND TRANG PAK WERE HANGING OUT DISCUSSING ABOUT INAUDIBLE GOSSIP INCLUDING PEOPLE THEY KNOW FROM NORTH SHORE HIGH AND RANDOM HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA]
Damian: Coach Carr?
Trang Pak?
[SCENE TRANSITIONS TO CADY, JANIS, AND DAMIAN]
Cady: Guys, why did we think
We could do this? We're amateurs.
Janis: No, we just have to regroup.
Think outside our box.
Damian: What are Kälteen bars?
Cady: They're these weird
Swedish nutrition bars.
My mom used to give them to the kids
in Africa to help them gain weight.
[SCENE TRANSITIONS TO CAFETERIA]
Cady: They're these weird nutrition bars
my mom uses to lose weight.
Regina: Give me it.
It's all in, like, Swedish or something.
Cady: Yeah, you know, there's some
weird ingredient in them
that's not legal in the U.S. Yet.
Regina: Caffeine?
Cady: No.
Regina: Guarana.
Cady: No.
It burns carbs.
It just burns up all your carbs.
Regina: I really wanna lose 3 pounds.
Gretchen: Oh, my Gosh,
what are you talking about?
Karen: You're so skinny.
Regina: Cut it out.
[THE PLASTICS HELP CADY TO LOOK ELEGANT]
Cady narrating: The weird thing about
hanging out with Regina
was that I could hate her,
and at the same time,/em
emI still wanted her to like me./em
Regina: OK. You have really
good eyebrows.
Cady: Thanks.
Gretchen: Move.
Cady narrating: Same with Gretchen.
The meaner Regina was to her,
the more Gretchen
tried to win Regina back.
She knew it was better to be
in The Plastics, hating life
than to not be in at all.
Because being with The Plastics
was like being famous.
People looked at you all the time,
and everybody
just knew stuff about you./em
Random Girl Student: That new girl
moved here from Africa.
Bethany Byrd: I saw Cady Heron wearing
Army pants and flip-flops,
so I bought Army pants
and flip-flops.
Jason: That Cady girl is fabulous.
She might even be more fabulous
than Regina George.
Principal Duvall: I hear Regina George
is dating Aaron Samuels again.
The two were seen kissing
at Chris Eisel's Halloween party.
They've been inseparable ever since.
[AS THE PLASTICS WALK TOGETHER, CADY FELL INTO A GARBAGE CAN IN THE SCHOOL]
[SCENE TRANSITIONS TO CADY AT JANIS'S WORKPLACE, WHERE CADY IS DOING HER MAKEUP AT A MIRROR]
Cady narrating: I was a woman possessed.
I spent about 80 percent
of my time talking about Regina.
And the other 20 percent
of the time,
I was praying for someone
else to bring her up
so I could talk about her more.
Cady: She's not even that good-looking
if you really look at her.
Janis: I don't know.
Now that's she's getting pretty big
like a humpback whale ready to chase a little wooden boy.
Cady narrating: I could hear people
getting bored with me./em
But I couldn't stop. It just kept
coming up like word vomit.
Cady: I have this theory that if you cut all her
hair off, she'd look like a British man.
Janis: Yeah, I know.
You told me that one before.
Hey, I'm having an art show.
So why don't you take
a night off from your double life.
I want you to see it.
Coolness.
What is that smell?
Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janis: You smell like a mischievous little rascal who tried to wear ballerina clothes made out of pig fur.
Cady: Thanks.
[SCENE TRANSITIONS TO MATH CLASS]
Cady narrating: Meanwhile, I was finding any excuse
I could to talk to Aaron./em
Cady: I don't get this.
Do you get any of this?
Miss Norbury: Nice job, Cady.
Aaron: Kind of seems like you get it.
Cady narrating: If I was gonna keep this going,
I was gonna have to really commit.
Miss Norbury: Not your best.
Kevin G: Dang, Africa, what happened?
Aaron: How'd you do?
Cady: Not so good.
You know, I think I need a tutor.
Aaron: I'll tutor you, if you ever wanna get
together after school or something.
Cady: Do you think Regina would mind?
Aaron: No. You guys are friends.
Well, maybe we just won't tell her.
[SCENE TRANSITIONS TO AARON TUTORING CADY]
Cady: So, what did you get for this one?
Aaron: Well, the first time I did it,
I got a zero.
Cady: Wrong.
Aaron: But then when I checked it, I got...
...one.
Cady: There you go.
I got one too.
Aaron: Yeah, you have to check it
because sometimes the product
of two negative integers
is a positive number.
Cady: Yeah, like negative four
and negative six.
Aaron: That's right. That's good.
Cady: Well, you're a good tutor.
[THEY BRIEFLY KISS IN A INNOCENT WAY]
Aaron: Man, look, I... I can't do this.
It's not fair to Regina.
Cady: Why do you like her?
Aaron: Look, I know she can be really
mean sometimes, but...
Cady: Then why do you like her?
Aaron: Why do you?
Look, there's good and bad
to everybody. Right?
Regina's just...
She's just more up-front about it.
Cady narrating: Oh, no. It was coming up.
The word vomit.
I didn't mean to say it, but
[CADY FINALLY SPEAKS DIRECTLY ON SCREEN]
Cady: She's breaking up with you.
Aaron: What?
Cady: She's dating someone else.