So as to not bore you, the island was aight, everything was long.
This was the gimmick of the island.
Even the apples were long.
Kairo would look around, this island truly was long. Hm, thinking about it, he could train on this island.
Using shadow clones, which were more like haki clones, he could train in this bitch.
So many things to punch to upgrade his haki even further.
Hell yeah, he gets to abu—he means train the monster trio again.
Sanji felt a chill go down his spine, while Luffy felt excited as if something fun was going to happen.
He didn't mind the training with Kairo in the slightest, matter of fact anytime they docked, he sparred with Kairo.
Like sure, he lost, but he was learning a lot. He had decent control over gear 2 and 3.
The same air he used to enter gear 2 could also be used to enter gear 3, and could also be used to mix both gears.
"Everything is so long here!" Luffy's eyes would shine around. This place was so cool, he 100% never regretted becoming a pirate, he was a free-spirited boy.
And unlike his gramps, he wouldn't be glazing the fuck out of the celestial dragons.
The Garp slander must live on.
Luffy would see a house.
"A house?" Ussop was confused, the hell, people lived on this weird island?
Luffy knocked on the door.
"Anyone home?" he would say as he walked inside the house.
"It's not polite to just walk inside people's houses," Ussop would say to Luffy, who wouldn't even care, just looking around.
"No one home?" he would say, confused.
Ussop meanwhile was trying to teach his captain some manners.
"Wow... a giraffe," Chopper's voice could be heard coming from the outside. Luffy and Ussop would poke their heads out to see.
"A giraffe," Luffy would say, amazed.
Ussop would look at it closer and upon closer look—
"Luffy this is not a giraffe, that's just a horse with a really long neck," he would explain.
"Oh, you mean like your long nose?" Why the fuck was he catching strays when he was simply just explaining shit? Like what kind of bullshit was this?
Catching strays for this was just straight heinous work.
Luffy was excited by this, so cool, a horse.
"She said her name's Shelly," Chopper would say.
Oh yeah, he forgot this reindeer could understand animals.
While Kairo could, it wasn't the best. He could only do it while in synchronization mode, which wasn't a mode he found he could maintain for long.
Just like selfless state mode, where there is no intent from him at all, even with his ninja training he could only hold it for a few seconds, which was enough seconds to fool someone's observation haki, but still.
It was that high in his humble opinion. He wanted to be able to do it for minutes.
And while yes, his observation haki could see into the future roughly 4 seconds, he simply wished to get better at fighting.
"Ah, Giant Stilts."
Luffy could be heard punching something before what could only be described as an elderly man falling down from a considerable distance could be heard hitting the floor.
Kairo turned around to see an old man holding his head in pain.
The hell.
Luffy, who was on guard, dropped his guard upon seeing the old man.
"What were you doing in the sky?" Luffy would question innocently.
The old man would clean himself up.
"I like stilts, so I wanted to use some," the old man would say. Okay, this wasn't so bad—this was until the old man said he had a fear of heights.
Kairo paused...
"Why did you get on them if you were afraid of heights?" Kairo would question. The old man would shrug.
"I didn't realize I was afraid of heights until I was on them. I didn't want to get down, and since I used bamboo for my stilts, it grew every day, and I've been stuck up there for 10 years."
"How did you eat?" Ussop would question. How the fuck does one eat after all that time?
"Oh, the apples on this island are quite high up, so I just grabbed them up and ate them," the old man explained.
"How did you poop?" was Luffy's question.
The old man would pause... his gaze going to the stain of stuff on the floor nearby.
"Nasty," Chopper would say. Luffy would simply laugh.
Hahahaha, he got his question answered. As the man looked at Kairo, he saw a 6'3 dude, dark skin, black hair and some light tattoos on his arms. Truly, he didn't look like he was in fact a trained killer.
Well to be fair, Kairo was. David was a goofball if you really thought about it.
Oh well, not like any of that mattered now.
As they entered the old man's house, he would offer them some milk and Ussop would rightfully point out the fact that by now the milk had 100% gone bad, and lo and behold, the milk was basically cheese now.
Hm, well damn.
A/N I am 50/50 on either write a bl where Gojo get cracked or a fem pov where mc either get crack or does scissor.
Pick your poison