David was like a regular ass guy. Yes, he was black and had a white name like that, and for what purpose he had such a name—well, you see, his parents, like the majority of black parents, were very religious, so his ass got stuck with a very religious name.
Last he checked, David wasn't necessarily the guy you wanted to be named after. While yes, he did some good stuff, he was the same guy that sent his best man to the front line just so he could clap that man's wife. Oh well, he was sure his parents only wanted the best for him. Didn't change the fact it didn't do shit for him.
He did like watching anime, though. His favorite so far was Naruto. He was planning to watch One Piece since he saw so many edits of it, but he had zero fucking clue about the world.
Like, if he were placed in the One Piece world right now, he would just get on his knees and pray—probably going to be random character #200 or something—or try to find a way to join the Strawhats, because his ass would not be surviving on his own.
He gets it, he is not a conqueror. The only thing he can conquer is his meat or a dinner plate. If not, shit, you got the wrong guy.
Though if he was tossed in the Naruto world, no matter where, even if it was the Warring Period, his ass would survive because his addicted self read every guidebook, memorized the seal for every single ninjutsu, and watched every single filler that was ever produced.
Yes, he was that much of an addict to the point he knew the position of every village on the map of the Naruto world, and had a figurine of everyone... including Tsunade... Even Shion was there.
And to make it worse, he had even watched and read everything related to it, gooning material included. So yes, at this point in time, he had read through all the Naruto porn to ever exist. Though they got repetitive.
Like, why the fuck were there so many Raikage x Hinata? He didn't think they even spoke once. Like sure, he did have his man try and kidnap her, but that was it.
For his mental health, he skipped anything that was of characters who were too young for this shit—he was not trynna goon to 12-year-olds.
Yes, he had a problem, but so far his favorite character had to be Tobirama Senju. He liked him, okay? While yes, he gets called the minority hater, David didn't see it that way.
He kinda viewed Tobirama as the Batman of the Naruto world—having contingencies for everything, including people in his own village. Truly, he was that bad of a guy.
Plus, he wasn't racist as many people say. It would be so cool to have his power—his prowess with water ninjutsu was unmatched by anyone.
For the sole purpose of this glaze, he shall ignore the buff characters who come later in Shippuden and the Ōtsutsuki bastards, 'cause fuck them.
Plus, he invented so many cool techniques like the Shadow Clone and so on—the guy was just cool, okay? He sighed, opening his phone. He wondered what was being talked about online right now.
"Gear 5 would break the internet"
Wow... as if he didn't see that one before. What else?
"Gear 5 will be much more iconic than Super Saiyan"
...
He blinked, wiped his eyes again—he wanted to make sure what he was seeing was correct. What in the glazing hell was this BS? He scrolled a bit more.
"This is why you should invest in Kashimo stocks..."
Watching as that familiar JJK YouTuber spat his nonsense, Kashimo was a Kit Kat bar by now. Nah, he was a waffle, so he had no clue what this man was spouting. Anyway, seeing such nonsense, he knew for a fact that what he saw about Gear 5 being more iconic than Super Saiyan was BS.
Speaking of which, as a guy who pulled zero bitches, he could speak to women and act normal around them. It's just his luck in dating wasn't the best and his tastes weren't there. So, he wasn't a weeb or chūni—he was an average guy... who spent more than 10k on Naruto-related stuff.
Hm, okay, maybe he was insane a bit. He wasn't that bad, now was he? Like, come on, it wasn't like he had spent hours trying to calculate where some character's G-spot would be. He was like a regular guy... Yeah, let's go with that.
Like, come on, everyone has a bit of another side to them. He sighed a bit. Well, maybe he should watch One Piece a bit—what's the worst that could happen?
But first, before that, he decided to leave a negative reply on the One Piece video.
{Luffy not even water level}
He typed, then attached the gif of Luffy being weak from water. Hahaha, this was finna be fun and all. Hehehe.
Even Bankai was better.
As he finished typing the comments, he raised his head, making eye contact with the front of a speeding bus.
"Oh..."
KABOMM
The sound of lightning hitting the ground could be heard as the big vehicle, which was carrying gas, exploded. Burning so hot the flame turned blue, reducing anything within the vicinity to ash.
And as if nature wanted to make sure...
A fire tornado was formed, and lightning struck where his body lay 17 more times.
A/N Got to make sure he is truly dead.
Since this is a one piece story and its all about freedom and all, for this story, i will try and make it so everything read is my writting, while yes in my other story 99% is my writing, when it come to description i am ass at that so i usually get a prompt to help me, for this story, will not do that.
So far like 70 to 80 chapter in and havent done it yet.
So still going strong.
Same for chapter 100, don't know if I folded later
/sorry WEBNOVEL shit was supposed to be posted yesterday but just got a ps5 so my ass was busy playing games and grinding on my frost demon slot in xenoverse 1 and 2.