I think I might be retarded again. How is it possible that even with a Kryptonian brain, I still can't keep up with a human girl?
"Clark, don't feel bad, even Lex loses to me sometimes." The adorable brown-haired, blue eyed brat had a smug expression on her beautiful face.
"Fuck Starcraft. I give up." I had to control myself to avoid destroying the fancy computer I built recently. It could easily compete with the hardware in the future, but we were actually playing Starcraft 1. A relatively new game that came out a couple years ago. Lena also had a PC she built from scratch. Mine was just a small black box, while hers had a bunch of flashing neon lights and looked like a conventional gaming PC in the future.
"Aww, don't be a sore loser!" Lena giggled and nuzzled up against my right side, it was snowing heavily outside the windows of her penthouse in the Ivory Tower.
"I just don't understand how you can still beat me, even though my reflexes are so much faster than yours?" I could practically use Flashtime to play Starcraft, but she still wins almost every time we play anything against each other. It's not like she's cheating either. I would be able to tell pretty easily.
"I know you too well. I just predict what you're going to do and plan ahead." She put her head on my shoulder and held my right hand with both of hers, "You're always too cautious when you need to be aggressive and you're too aggressive when you need to take your time. But sometimes you do stupid things because you're trying to trick me, which works, but they're stupid things that make you lose anyway."
"I give up." I wasn't going to waste my damn Kryptonian brain cells on a stupid video game from the 90's anymore! 2001 just started and I wanted to make the most of it.
"Muah~!" She suddenly kissed the side of my mouth and widened her eyes in surprise, "Clark! You're growing a mustache!"
"I am?" I turned on the webcam and saw the two of us next to each other in our pink pajamas. Then I focused on my upper lip and I really did have some small hairs growing, "Huh, I must be starting puberty, finally."
"Ah, I'm really scared about starting puberty." Lena let go of me to squeeze her small breasts, "My boobs are already this big. What if I start menstruating soon? It seems so dumb. I need to hurry up and come up with a solution!"
"You can get pregnant." I rolled my eyes and she pushed me suddenly though I was able to react and allow her to move my body slightly instead of hurting herself.
"Who wants to get pregnant?!" She grumbled, "Menstruation is just the shedding of the lining of the uterus and removal of the unused egg. If I can just replace this process or inhibit it altogether, then I can avoid having periods altogether! No pointless cramping, bloating and pain!"
"That's true. It is kinda silly that people need to deal with menstruation." I mean, nanoscopic robots could do the job. Various biological options are also available. There are hormone suppressant and regulating pills that can be taken, birth control pills, there are also things like IUDs. But Lena didn't want to rely on those normal methods. She'd probably wanna come up with something special and ridiculous.
"Is it just your face that's growing hair now?" She casually pulled open her waistband and showed me the brown hairs on her little mound, "Do you think I should make a laser to remove my pubic hair? I like the way it looks, but if you think it looks bad, I'll get rid of it."
"It looks great." I pulled my waistband open and showed her my own mound but it was still bald for the most part. My dick was a lot bigger and veinier now days though. And my balls were definitely dropping.
"I think I see one." She reached into my sweatpants and grabbed a hair with her fingers, but no matter how much she pulled it, she couldn't rip it out. "Why is it so hard?" Lena grumbled as she used both hands.
I looked at the screen again and saw a little girl reaching into a little boy's pants, struggling to pull on something with both hands. It was so fucking difficult to not get a boner. But I managed. Somehow I managed to suppress myself.
"Here." I held her right hand and enveloped it in my biological force field. Then using my own strength and removing the protection of that particular hair, she was able to remove it.
"Ow!" She poked her finger with the hair and actually started bleeding, "Your hairs are so sharp!"
"You knew it would be and yet you did that anyway." I obviously had to cut my hair from time to time to keep it short or at least above my eyes at the longest. The trick I figured out was just doing the same thing. Coating scissors with my biological force field and removing the force field protecting the hairs. But even after that, the hairs are still super durable and dangerous
."See, even geniuses can make mistakes." Lena stuck her tongue out at me and giggled. Then she stuck her injured finger in her mouth, sucking away the blood like a little vampire. The tiny wound didn't last long and sealed quickly. Pretty normal. She didn't even need a bandaid.
"What are you gonna do with my pubic hair?" I saw her take out a small golden box from a drawer on the side of our desk. She opened it up and there were a bunch of other random hairs of mine in there. Each sealed inside plastic.
"Secret~!" She's been keeping my hair for years now. It's kinda creepy. Her mother was a Witch, but she's never done any witchcraft before. Unless you count the times she's macgyvered super technology out of basically nothing.
"Hey Clark, this might sound weird, but can you give me some sperm?" It was so fucking random that my cock throbbed uncontrollably and almost ripped a hole in my sweatpants.
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