Chapter 166: Deadpool
"You should stop, guys, or this segment will be deleted," said the newcomer, who was wearing a red suit with black eye areas and carrying two swords on his back.
Deadpool turned to the camera and said, "Viewers under the age of eighteen can leave now."
"Save me!" Killian's heart filled with hope upon seeing the sudden appearance of this person. What ordinary person would see this scene and not run away, but instead crack jokes?
"Roar!" Black Tiger Toru roared at Deadpool, warning him not to interfere.
Deadpool held up his hands in front of himself and quickly said, "Okay, okay. By the way, what breed of cat is that? I want to buy one too."
The Shadow Realm
"Deadpool?!" Silas exclaimed in surprise. He hadn't expected Deadpool to show up here!
Silas turned to look at Peter, who was lying in the isolation room, and said, "Peter, your chatterbox is here."
Outside
Deadpool looked at the giant tiger with unfriendly eyes and said, "You guys carry on. I'm just an ordinary person passing by."
"No!" Killian was dragged into the Shadow Realm by a Black Shadow Ninja.
"The next scene should be me defeating this giant tiger and saving the world." Deadpool pointed at the giant tiger, then turned to the camera and said, "But you won't buy into that cliché plot now, so I should use reverse thinking and leave here."
With that, Deadpool calmly turned around, ready to slip away.
"Roar!" Black Tiger Toru suddenly exerted force with its hind legs, leaping behind Deadpool. The massive tiger paw pressed down on Deadpool's back, pinning him to the ground.
"Ow~ I think my kidneys are shot. If you can, please call an ambulance for me," Deadpool said, face down on the ground.
"Hmph!" Black Tiger Toru snorted coldly, waiting for Silas's command. With just a word from Silas, the red lump under its paw would be crushed into a human mess.
The Shadow Realm
"Let him go," Silas said in exasperation. He could sense Black Tiger Toru's intention, but was Deadpool that easy to kill? If Black Tiger Toru could eliminate Deadpool, then Deadpool wouldn't be the Merc with a Mouth.
Outside
Black Tiger Toru, hearing Silas's command, released the paw that was pressing on Deadpool's back.
"Thanks, big cat. I thought you were going to swallow me whole and then poop me out of your a**."
"I knew that word would be censored," Deadpool said.
Black Tiger Toru turned around and then delivered a 'gentle' kick with its hind leg.
Bang!
"Ow!" Deadpool was kicked against the tunnel wall by Black Tiger Toru. Coupled with the enormous force of the tiger's leg, Deadpool was completely embedded in the wall.
Having done all that, Black Tiger Toru's mood finally became cheerful again, and it bounced away into the Shadow Realm.
"Ten out of ten!" Deadpool stretched one hand out from the wall and gave a thumbs-up, before his arm slumped down.
The Shadow Realm
"What is this place?" Killian looked at the empty space around him, feeling extremely terrified. There were many snake-like things floating nearby, their fierce eyes staring intently at him.
"Welcome to Hell! I am the Master of Hell, Satan!" said a figure dressed in black, with a pair of demonic, bony wings growing out of his back. A pair of curved red horns grew on his forehead, and a long tail swayed from his tailbone.
"Satan?!" A trace of terror flashed in Killian's eyes. Wasn't Satan the fallen angel from the Bible? Had he died?
"Foolish mortal, look at your eyes full of ignorance and the foul smell on your body. Everything is so terrible." 'Satan's' tone was chillingly cold.
"Impossible! Who are you! Stop playing tricks!" Killian was a modern man, after all, steeped in atheism. How could he believe in the gods and demons of the Bible?
"Tsk tsk tsk~" 'Satan' shook his head and said, "It seems even arriving in Hell hasn't brought you any remorse. You are just like us demons. Do you crave power?"
"Power? Of course, I crave it, but can you give it to me?" Killian said scornfully.
'Satan' flew in front of Killian and said, "I am Satan. Believe me, there is nothing I cannot do."
"Then why couldn't you defeat God?" Killian asked the most crucial question directly.
"..." 'Satan' fell silent.
"What's wrong? Did I hit a nerve?" Killian was increasingly sure that the person in front of him was not Satan but a clown trying to play tricks.
"Insolence!" 'Satan' flapped the wings behind him. All the surrounding Dragon Shadows rushed toward Killian, ready to attack at any moment.
Killian finally realized that even if the other party wasn't Satan, they were still not an ordinary person.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Satan. I apologize for my previous remarks. I hope you can forgive me," Killian's attitude became humble. This was, after all, someone else's territory. He planned to settle the score with this so-called Satan once he got out.
"Call me Master!" 'Satan' roared.
"Master?" Killian couldn't believe it. Did Satan have such a perverse hobby?
"What? Are you unwilling?" As soon as 'Satan' finished speaking, all the surrounding Dragon Shadows emitted piercing screams.
"Master!" Killian clenched his teeth. When a man is under someone else's roof, he must bow his head.
"Excellent, my ignorant servant. Now you may ask me for one wish." 'Satan' seemed to be in a great mood.
Killian's heart lifted. Could he really grant a wish? It wouldn't hurt to try.
"I want immensely powerful strength—a strength that can turn Iron Man into scrap metal," Killian said, clenching his fists tightly.
'Satan' was about to speak when a person in black suddenly appeared, extended two fingers, and forcefully tapped 'Satan's' head.
"Ah!" 'Satan' rubbed his head plaintively.
"What are you doing?" Little Black said exasperatedly.
"Just scaring him." 'Satan' revealed his true identity—it was Big Black.
"You're not Satan after all!" Killian was not surprised by this, but being fooled felt truly annoying!
With that, Killian erupted in red light, intending to kill the self-important guy in front of him. Unexpectedly, the surrounding Dragon Shadows swarmed him, wrapping around his body and restraining his limbs.
"You're even stupider than I am," Big Black mocked.
"Sigh~" Little Black rubbed his head in sympathy. He had originally intended to increase Big Black's intelligence, but now it seemed hopeless.
"So you guys are Destiny's people, aren't you?" Killian guessed.
"Call him Master!" Big Black suddenly shouted.
Hearing this, Killian's chest quickly heaved. He swore! He would definitely kill this arrogant guy in front of him.
"Enough, I need to use him for an experiment. Don't mess around," Little Black gently waved his hand, and the Dragon Shadows carried Killian toward the lab.
"Give him loyal dog DNA," Big Black suggested as he walked.
Smash!
A person crawled out of the wall.
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