The Following Days at Hogwarts — Chaos, Gossip & Two Idiots
Tonks vs. Cedric — "Princess Tonks" Arc Continues
Every morning in the Hufflepuff common room:
Cedric: "Good morning, Princess Tonks."
Tonks: chokes on air "CEDRIC, STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
But she turned pink every time.
Keith, watching from the side, sipped his tea calmly.
Keith: "It suits you."
Tonks nearly melted into the couch.
Cedric snickered the rest of the day.
Ron's Bragging Meets Keith's Dragon Pressure
Ron's troll story was still going.
Every class.
Every corridor.
Every meal.
Finally, Keith had enough.
When Ron loudly proclaimed:
"—and THEN the troll begged ME for mercy—"
Keith simply released a tiny amount of Dragon Pressure toward him.
Not enough to harm.
Just enough to let Ron know what true fear was.
Instantly—
Psssssssshhh—
Ron froze.
His face went white.
Then red.
Then white again.
The smell confirmed it.
He ran out of the Great Hall screaming.
A New Hogwarts Legend Is Born
By lunch, the entire school had a new nickname for Ron:
"Ronald the Fear-Fountain"
"The Boy Who Soaked"
"Ron Weeps-His-Pants"
"Weepin' Weasley"
"The Sprinkler of Gryffindor"
Pick any you like — all were popular.
The gossip was unstoppable.
Draco took it to the next level.
He added:
Ron peed a lake. Ron slipped on his own puddle. Ron begged Keith for mercy. Ron fainted before the pressure hit him.
Some first-years believed Ron created a new spell called Urino Explodo.
Ron hated it.
So, naturally, he did something stupid.
Ron Challenges Draco — The "Duel of the Two Buffoons"
Ron stormed to the Slytherin table after dinner.
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, MALFOY!"
Draco rolled his eyes but agreed — if only to humiliate Ron properly.
That night, in an unused classroom, they stood 10 feet apart.
Draco (dramatic): "Wands at the ready—"
Ron yelled:
"NO MAGIC—FISTS!"
Draco: "What—?"
Ron tackled Draco.
Chaos began.
The duel instantly devolved into two idiots rolling on the floor, pulling hair, and trying to punch each other.
Finally, both of them kicked each other below the stomach at the same time.
Both collapsed.
Both screamed.
Both peed their pants.
The floor was a mess.
Filch Finds Them
Filch opened the door and froze.
Filch:
"…You two are the dumbest creatures I've seen in this castle in thirty years."
He dragged them by the ears to Snape and McGonagall.
The Next Morning — Hogwarts Laughs Again
At breakfast:
Ron looked like he wanted to die. Draco pretended he wasn't affected, but his face was pale.
The punishment was announced:
"Ronald Weasley, Draco Malfoy — minus 50 points each.
Both are grounded.
Both will serve detention for a week.
And stop dueling like idiots."
Neville also got detention for being caught wandering at night.
Hermione from the Ravenclaw table face-palmed.
Keith?
Keith ate his toast peacefully.
BONUS: Hogwarts Gossip Machine is Back
Within a day, students invented a NEW nickname for both boys:
"The Double Dribbles" "Twin Fountains" "Duel of the Dribblers" "Pee-Pee Pugilists" "The Wet Wizards"
Even Hagrid laughed.
Snape nearly smiled (which terrified the Slytherins).
McGonagall questioned her career choices.