Frost Domain.
Frost Ancient City—
the largest city in the entire Frost Domain!
During the Immortal Emperor Era, Humans did not cultivate techniques, had no flying swords, and didn't even have the usual concept of "cultivation realms."
Humans only trained bloodline inheritance and their physical bodies, giving birth to countless powerful constitutions—such as the Sacred Body.
A Seventh-Tier Sacred Body = Seventh-Order Demon Race = equivalent to a Divine Transformation powerhouse of the future eras
Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss was the Domain Lord of the Frost Domain, commander of the entire domain, ruling over countless Human powerhouses—numbers beyond measure.
However, although he was "lord of the entire domain," in reality, only about half of the Frost Domain was truly under Human control.
The remaining half was dominated by Primordial Beasts.
During the Immortal Emperor Era, Humanity was undeniably overlord of the age.
Yet Primordial Beasts were also unimaginably powerful—basically matching Humans fifty-fifty.
Primordial Beasts roamed freely in their territories.
Humans limited their activities to their fortified cities.
Normally, neither side interfered with the other.
Of course, occasionally, a savage Primordial Beast would invade Human territory.
When that happened—
It was the Human Emperor's duty to take action.
As Domain Lord, he naturally had to eliminate anything that threatened his people.
However, some Primordial Beasts were simply too powerful, even Human Emperors couldn't handle them.
When that happened, there were only two options—
Either hidden Human experts would personally step in…
Or…
Summon an Immortal from the Upper Realm to descend and slaughter the Primordial Beast!
And in each domain, only the Human Emperor had the right to summon an Upper Realm Immortal!
Right now, inside the Frost Ancient City Lord's Mansion—
"Damn Heavenly Dao! A mere Heavenly Tribulation acting this arrogant? I'll immediately summon my clan's ancestor—an Ascended Upper Realm mighty one—to descend and crush this pathetic tribulation!!!"
Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss roared in fury as he strode toward the Immortal Summoning Platform.
Not only had he failed his breakthrough—
He'd been gang-beaten by FOUR Heavenly Tribulations in rotation, and even robbed clean of all his supreme treasures!
The dignified Human Emperor…
reduced to escaping in nothing but his underwear.
Forget a Human Emperor—even a random street thug wouldn't be able to swallow that humiliation!
"Men! Prepare the offerings! Gather all Elders! Ready the altar! We will perform the Summon Immortal Ritual!"
Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss commanded, preparing to call down an Upper Realm ancestor.
But at that very moment…
RUMBLE!!!
A terrifying thunder roar shook the heavens.
Above Frost City, rolling thunder exploded across the sky.
"…"
Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss's heart instantly dropped.
An impossible thought crept into his mind.
"No way… right?
Absolutely impossible… right?"
Before he could recover—
A hoarse yet majestic voice resounded across the entire ancient city.
"Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss!"
"Overestimating yourself, attempting to break through, daring to challenge this Heavenly Dao!"
"This Heavenly Dao has already administered punishment! And every glorious instant has been recorded!"
"Now—let all you foolish Humans see! Let the world understand—anyone who dares defy Heavenly Dao… no matter how far—WILL BE PUNISHED!"
…
Accompanied by a low roar from the sky, as if it were the will of Heaven.
A massive light projection lit up the sky above Frost Ancient City.
And on it was…
A painfully familiar scene.
Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss—
being repeatedly beaten senseless by Heavenly Tribulation, battered beyond recognition!
Even worse—
The most humiliating part.
His begging for mercy.
"AAAHHH! Don't burn there! AHHH it hurts!! I surrender! I'll hand over all my treasures!! AAAHHH!!!"
Worse yet—
That miserable screaming had been turned into a rap remix, looped over and over, backed with ridiculous meme music.
Not only visually devastating—
It had rhythm.
It was dynamic and exciting.
It was unforgettable.
"???"
Millions of Humans in Frost Ancient City looked up at the sky, jaws hanging open.
What the hell was this???
Why were they watching Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss getting violently abused by Heavenly Tribulation!?
And beaten so badly he only had a tiny pair of underwear left!?
Meanwhile—
That "AAAHHH" rap track kept looping.
Again.
And again.
Burning itself into everyone's mind.
A brainwashing melody destined to never be forgotten for a lifetime.
The melody itself was simply too bizarre. Countless masters of sound and rhythm had lived their entire lives without ever seeing—no, even hearing—anything like this!
Yes, seeing.
Because this melody came with visuals!
"Pff—!" Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss rushed out of the City Lord's Mansion, immediately coughing up a mouthful of blood from sheer rage.
This damn Heavenly Dao—how could it be so shameless? So despicable? So low?! How could it do this??
"Heavenly Dao! I'll fight you to the death!!!"
Without another word, Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss soared into the sky.
"RUMBLE—!!!"
Thunder roared and space itself shook violently. Moments later…
"Ahhh! Stop hitting me! Stop!! I admit defeat! I surrender!!"
Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss crashed heavily to the ground, beaten so badly he was practically unrecognizable.
Even after landing, he was still instinctively begging for mercy and screaming.
Too miserable.
Simply too miserable!
"Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss! You dare defy this Heavenly Dao again? Now, I'll give you two choices!"
"First—hand over every treasure in your Human Emperor City treasury!"
"Second—I'll send you packing to the afterlife right now! And I'll beat you so hard your shit sprays out!"
...
The Heavenly Dao's voice echoed once more, hoarse yet imposing as always. However…
The content was truly indescribable.
"I… I'll hand it over…"
At this point, what else could Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss say? He could only comply.
After all, if he didn't, he'd be dead!
Moments later, countless attendants from the City Lord's Mansion, utterly confused, brought out piles of treasures—only for a gigantic five-colored vortex above the sky to stretch out a massive hand and sweep them all away.
"Hu… Heavenly Dao! I, Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss, am irreconcilable with you! This is a feud to the death!!!"
Watching the entire treasury being robbed clean before his eyes, Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss roared in fury.
"Death can be spared, but punishment cannot be avoided!"
"One word…"
"Explode your pants, Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss!"
...
With that eerie declaration from the Heavenly Dao, layered powers of Ice, Fire, Thunder, and Wind Tribulation gathered together and condensed into a giant translucent palm.
BOOM!!!
It slammed down viciously on Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss's body!
"PFFT—!!!"
Instantly, Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss went double-barrel.
Front and back spraying. Complete harmony~~
Only after everyone in Frost Ancient City witnessed this scene with their own eyes did the giant thunderclouds floating above finally let out a satisfied sigh, then moved away rapidly and disappeared without a trace.
"Heavens! This is huge!"
"Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss… got beaten by the Heavenly Dao until he literally shit himself!!!"
...
Moments later, Frost Ancient City exploded in chaos.
Meanwhile, up in the sky—
"Damn! As expected, Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss kept most of his treasures hidden in the treasury! Hahaha! This wave was insanely profitable!"
Heavenly Dao Noodles happily examined the spoils, completely ecstatic.
"As expected of Heavenly Dao Noodles! I finally understand! Your strategy is absolutely heaven-defying!" Three-Colored Lightning Tribulation said excitedly.
"Indeed! It looked like we deliberately let Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss escape… but in truth, it was intentional! We waited for him to return to the Human Clan's main city, then followed him here!" said Three-Colored Flame Tribulation.
"Then, we broadcasted his embarrassing footage first to destroy his image, followed by another brutal beating to shock the entire Frost Ancient City! Let everyone know the terror of Heavenly Dao! Brilliant!" Three-Colored Ice Tribulation praised endlessly.
"Heavenly Dao Noodles truly deserves to be the last existence of the Primordial Heavenly Dao Five Calamities—too strong! Too incredible! Too awesome!"
Three-Colored Wind Tribulation cast aside all previous doubts and was now a complete brain-dead worshipper.
"Don't be hasty. I remember there are still Human Emperor Zhetian and Human Emperor Zhantian! You four—lead the way!"
Heavenly Dao Noodles grinned evilly, mischievous light flickering in his eyes.
"Yes, Heavenly Dao Noodles!!!"
"Go go go! Let's farm Human Emperor trash!"
"Heavenly Dao Noodles mighty—awoooo!!"