"Intent… Heavenly Dao Five Calamities!!!"
With a single thought, Beef Noodles activated it for the first time—
that bizarre and unfathomable Intent Power!
"AAA—It's the power of the Heavenly Dao Five Calamities!!!"
The four second-generation Heavenly Tribulations instantly trembled, feeling submission rising from the very depths of their existence.
This was absolute suppression of rank—
the instinctive submission of the weak before the supreme!
BOOM—BOOM—BOOM!!!
In the next instant, Beef Noodles' true body remained in the sky, but his consciousness transferred into a hundred-meter-tall Five-Color vortex!
The Five-Color vortex descended upon the ground, appearing before the grievously wounded, near-death Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss.
"Foolish human!"
"This is the fate of daring to defy the Heavenly Dao!"
"But this Heavenly Dao is willing to grant you… a chance to live!"
"Hand over all your treasures—
and you may… live!"
…
Beef Noodles spoke hoarsely, his voice radiating overwhelming pressure and aloof dominance.
"Spare his life?"
The four Heavenly Tribulations couldn't understand this move, but none dared question him right now.
"What?"
At first, the Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss didn't react.
Then realization struck.
Damn it—
this Heavenly Dao was mugging him!?
"I am the Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss! Born with a Sacred Body, and furthermore the Domain Lord of the Frost Domain! I, the Human Race—"
Breaking the Abyss began ranting fearlessly, looking completely unyielding.
"Little Lightning, this idiot still doesn't know his place.
Shock him. Teach him how to behave."
"Yes, Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles!"
…
The Three-Color Lightning Tribulation nodded and, without hesitation, transformed into roaring Three-Color thunder and struck down again!
"AAAHHH—!!!"
Breaking the Abyss was blasted miserably, vomiting blood. Under the terrifying thunder, he was nearly killed on the spot.
"You want the Human Race to submit?!
Keep dreaming!!!"
Breaking the Abyss roared, not only refusing to yield, but becoming even more stubborn.
"Three-Color Fire Tribulation!"
"Here!"
"This idiot still doesn't understand the majesty of the Heavenly Dao.
Burn him!"
"Yes! However, this person truly has backbone. No wonder he could become Human Emperor. I fear… even if we burn him to death, he still won't submit."
"Fair point.
So don't burn his body…"
"Burn his… balls."
"???"
…
Although the Three-Color Fire Tribulation was stunned, it still obeyed.
"AAAHHH!! Don't burn THERE! Ahhh— it hurts!!
I surrender! I'll hand over everything!!
AAAHHH!!!"
Just moments ago he was unyielding, full of pride and resolve—
but instantly, the Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss broke, clutching that unspeakable place with a pained expression.
The next moment, Breaking the Abyss hurriedly presented piles of treasures with both hands.
There were Seventh-Grade Sacred Pills for tempering and repairing the Sacred Body, countless heaven-and-earth treasures, and endless sixth and seventh-grade spiritual materials!
"Mm.
Promising lad!"
Beef Noodles finally nodded in satisfaction, conjuring a giant Five-Color palm and sweeping everything away.
"Hm?
Your clothes look nice. Mine now!"
"These shoes too. I'll take them!"
"Huh? Your underwear…
Forget it. Too smelly."
…
Not satisfied with only treasures, Beef Noodles looted Breaking the Abyss clean, leaving him only a pair of underwear.
"Damn you Heavenly Dao!
Damn you Tribulations!
I, Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss, will never rest until one of us dies!!!"
Bare-bodied, trembling with rage, Breaking the Abyss roared hysterically.
Then—
"AAAAH!!!"
Another bolt of lightning struck, making Breaking the Abyss scream miserably again.
"Damn, you talk way too much."
"Every time you break through—
I'll loot you again!"
"Next time you break through, prepare treasures in advance!
Without enough treasures… you're dead!"
"All right, get lost!"
…
With Beef Noodles' domineering decree, the Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss fled in utter humiliation, rolling and scrambling away, though hatred and killing intent still blazed clearly in his eyes.
"Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles, why didn't you kill him? Someone like the Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss may have failed today, but he won't give up. He'll definitely cultivate harder and try to breakthrough again!"
The Three-Color Wind Tribulation couldn't help asking, feeling strange.
And why steal his treasures anyway?
Heavenly Tribulations… don't even need that stuff!
"Heh!
You're still too young.
Far too naive."
Beef Noodles smiled mysteriously.
The three-colored Wind Tribulation: ???
"Three-Colored Ice Tribulation, did you finish recording?"
"Recorded!"
"Play it!"
"Yes!"
…
Under the dumbfounded gazes of Three-Colored Wind Tribulation, Three-Colored Lightning Tribulation, and Three-Colored Fire Tribulation, a massive projection appeared in the air.
On it was—
Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss screaming miserably as he was blasted, then finally begging for mercy.
"…"
The four Heavenly Tribulations didn't understand at all.
Why record… this??
"Hehehe… as long as we spread these projection images across the entire domain!"
"Let every Human thinking about breaking through see it!"
"Then most Humans will simply give up on breaking through!"
"Of course, there will still be stubborn fools who insist on trying!"
"When that happens, keep following my commands—
brutalize those self-proclaimed 'geniuses,' beat them until they doubt life…"
"Then rob every last treasure they have!"
"Remember—don't kill them. Leave them alive so they can crawl back and spread fear of Heavenly Dao everywhere!"
"And then…"
"Ninety percent of Humans won't dare break through again!"
"The few 'geniuses' who still dare will get beaten into trash! Their minds shattered! Traumatized for life! Never again daring to break through!"
"After ten thousand years…"
"No one ascends to the Immortal Realm!"
"With no successors, the Immortal Realm will collapse by itself!"
"In that case, we don't even have to fight the Immortal Realm—
and we'll still destroy it!"
…
Beef Noodles explained calmly, like it was the most natural thing in the world.
"Incredible…"
The four Heavenly Tribulations felt something seemed a little wrong…
But when they thought about it again—
It actually sounded… feasible.
Right now, with the strength of the Nine-Colored Heavenly Tribulations, they couldn't do anything to the Immortal Realm. They didn't even dare go near it.
Yet—
The last remaining Primordial Heavenly Dao Five Calamities member, Heavenly Dao Noodles, had barely awakened…
And already created a plan that might actually destroy the Immortal Realm!!
Strong.
Too strong.
Ridiculously unbelievably monstrously strong.
"Even if it doesn't destroy the Immortal Realm completely…"
"If it heavily suppresses Human breakthroughs…"
"That alone proves—"
"Heavenly Dao Noodles truly defies the heavens!"
…
Three-Colored Wind Tribulation silently thought, then made up his mind—
For now, follow Heavenly Dao Noodles and see if this strategy truly works!
"Hmm? Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles, in my domain, another Human Emperor is attempting a breakthrough!"
Three-Colored Ice Tribulation suddenly reported.
"Oh? Then we must go immediately! Ah, but… thinking up such a world-shaking plan consumed too much of my power. My movement speed might be…"
Beef Noodles suddenly changed tone.
"No need for Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles to exhaust himself. I shall carry you!"
Without hesitation, Three-Colored Lightning Tribulation transformed into a Thunder War Dragon!
Beef Noodles smoothly stepped onto its back. The Thunder War Dragon instantly tore through space, crossing thousands of miles in a step!
Three-Colored Fire Tribulation transformed into a blazing fire phoenix.
Three-Colored Ice Tribulation transformed into a massive ice spear.
Three-Colored Wind Tribulation transformed into a colossal wind cyclone.
All three followed while speaking at the same time:
"Next time, I will carry Heavenly Dao Noodles!"
"No! It must be me!"
"This honor belongs to me!"
…
"Don't rush, everyone will get their turn~"
Beef Noodles spoke kindly.
"As expected of Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles!"
The four Heavenly Tribulations were deeply moved, respect increasing even more.
Moments later—
Beef Noodles heard a loud, arrogant roar from below.
"I am Human Emperor Zhetian! Born Sacred Body! One hand covers the heavens! Invincible in this life! Mere Heavenly Tribulation, get out here!"
On the ground, a massive figure with an overwhelming aura shouted proudly.
"Hehe. You four know what to do."
"We understand! We completely understand! There is no need for Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles to act—watch us!"
Without hesitation, the four Heavenly Tribulations charged.
Not only were their attacks brutal—
They deliberately targeted his weak spots on purpose.
"Damn Heavenly Tribulation, too despicable! Why are there FOUR of you!?"
"Wait—NOT THERE! Don't come near— AHHHH!!"
"I refuse! This is unfair! How can there be four Heavenly Tribulations—AAAHHH!!"
…
Although Human Emperor Zhetian was extremely arrogant at first—
He was beaten half-dead in no time.
All his treasures were robbed clean, and he barely escaped with his life.
Moments later—
"I am Human Emperor Zhantian! Heavenly Dao, get out here!"
"I Zhantian admit defeat! I surrender! Don't hit anymore—AAAHHH!"
"Damn Heavenly Dao! Despicable! Shameless—AAAHHH!!"
…
After cleaning up yet another Human Emperor, Beef Noodles waved his hand, signaling a temporary stop.
"Hmm? Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles, what now?"
The four Heavenly Tribulations asked curiously.
"No hurry. Now…"
"It's time to broadcast the recordings of these three Human Emperors."
"Let's display them in the Human Race's most prosperous cities."
Beef Noodles grinned—
A wicked smile spreading across his face.