"?"
The Three-Colored Lightning Tribulation paused its bombardment and turned its gaze toward Beef Noodles.
"Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles, what do you mean?" It didn't quite understand.
"You keep blasting like that, and not only will you fail to kill him—
you're actually helping him shed his mortal shell and become even stronger!"
"You think you're unleashing heavenly tribulation to destroy him."
"But in reality, that guy is using your power to temper his flesh and break through!"
Beef Noodles said it straight and sharp.
"So that's how it is… worthy of Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles! I actually know that too—but I still can't just let him go!"
The Three-Colored Lightning Tribulation sounded helpless.
Among the human race, there were always a few freakish geniuses like this one…
For example—this Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss!
Born with a Sacred Physique, peerless talent, so strong that even a Three-Colored Lightning Tribulation couldn't do anything to him!
Someone like this… after ten thousand years, he might truly ascend and enter the Immortal Realm, becoming a real immortal!
"One tribulation can't blast him to death? Simple!"
"We call in the brothers!"
Beef Noodles grinned wickedly.
"What? W-We can do that?"
The Three-Colored Lightning Tribulation was stunned.
"But… the tribulations of other territories don't obey me…"
"Idiot. Just tell them: I, the Heavenly Dao of the Five Calamities— the First-Generation Heavenly Tribulation, Heavenly Dao Noodles—am summoning them!"
"This!!! I understand!"
A moment later—
"Three-Colored Fire Tribulation, pays respect to Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles!"
"Three-Colored Ice Tribulation, greets Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles!"
"Three-Colored Wind Tribulation, greets Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles!"
In just a few breaths, three heavenly tribulations arrived. After personally sensing Beef Noodles' aura, they bowed without hesitation.
The Three-Colored Fire and Ice Tribulations were excited.
Only the Three-Colored Wind Tribulation carried a trace of doubt.
After all… the previous Heavenly Dao force was destroyed exactly because Purgatory Immortal Emperor infiltrated it and ambushed from within.
Although the being before them did indeed possess the primordial aura of the Heavenly Dao Five Calamities…
He also had a human body.
And humans and Heavenly Dao power were supposed to be absolutely incompatible!
If anyone could possibly do it, there was only one existence…
Purgatory Immortal Emperor himself.
But how could the Purgatory Immortal Emperor appear here just to fool a few little tribulations?
Besides, he had already disappeared from this world, and absolutely wasn't in the Immortal Realm, because the Heavenly Dao really did use its final strength to banish him…
Even if he returned, the aura wouldn't be this weak.
So although the Three-Colored Wind Tribulation was suspicious, claiming the Heavenly Dao Noodles was fake simply didn't make logical sense.
"Hey! Heavenly Tribulation! Come out and fight me!!"
Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss was still roaring arrogantly from below.
"You four Second-Generation Tribulations—your turn!"
"Let that little human trash know… the Heavenly Dao is NOT something he can mock!"
"Two word—beat him!"
Beef Noodles commanded domineeringly.
"Yes, Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles!!!"
The four tribulations responded together—and in the next instant…
BOOM BOOM BOOM!!
First came the boundless Three-Colored Lightning covering hundreds of li.
Then blazing Three-Colored Fire.
Then bone-piercing Three-Colored Ice.
Finally, a reality-ripping Three-Colored Windstorm!
"Hm?"
Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss proudly lifted his head. Seeing the familiar lightning, he laughed arrogantly.
But very soon… that smile vanished.
BOOM BOOM BOOM!!
Following the lightning was blazing fire. The terrifying heat struck him completely off guard!
"Damn it! Why is there Three-Colored Fire Tribulation?! Impossible! In this era of the Frost Domain it should only be Three-Colored Lightning Tribulation!!"
He had only prepared to withstand lightning.
He never expected fire.
He was instantly scorched miserably, eyebrows and hair burned away, his body covered in burns.
He gulped hard!
The Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss hurriedly swallowed a Seventh-Grade Sacred Pill. The medicinal power melted instantly, nourishing his body and rapidly restoring more than half his injuries.
But right at that moment—
A bone-piercing, freezing frost erupted and froze half his body solid, turning him directly into an ice sculpture!
He could even see part of the flesh on that half of his body crystallize into ice… and then shatter with a sharp crack!
"What's going on!? Why is frost appearing again!?
Is this… the Three-Color Ice Tribulation!? Impossible!!!"
Panicking, the Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss hurriedly took out another Seventh-Grade Sacred Pill, preparing to swallow it—
BOOM!
A terrifying storm exploded out, ripping the pill apart mid-air, and violently tearing at Breaking the Abyss's body!
Even though the Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss's Sacred Body had already reached Seventh Stage perfection, comparable to a Divine Transformation cultivator of the Future Era…
He still couldn't withstand four Heavenly Tribulation forces taking turns blasting him!
"Damn it!!! Break-Army Sacred Body!!!"
Feeling death closing in, Breaking the Abyss didn't hesitate anymore. He unleashed his power in full, forcefully activating the Break-Army Sacred Body and resisting desperately!
"As long as I endure this wave of Tribulation… I'll definitely break through!
And I'll become even stronger!!"
He gritted his teeth and held on, though deep inside he was already screaming.
"Taking turns attacking and still can't finish him off…
This Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss is pretty damn tough."
Beef Noodles watched for a while, then laughed.
"Three-Color Ice Tribulation!"
"Three-Color Fire Tribulation!"
"Here!"
"Fuse! Turn into a Fire-Lotus… and blow this idiot sky-high!"
"Yes!"
…
The Three-Color Ice Tribulation and Three-Color Fire Tribulation didn't hesitate. Completely obeying Beef Noodles' orders, their powers fused together, forming a terrifying three-thousand-meter-tall lotus!
Ice-and-Fire Heavenly Tribulation — Detonate!
"What the hell!?"
The Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss was dumbfounded.
BOOOOOOM!!!
The terrifying refining blast descended, erupting into an incomparably destructive explosion!
"AAAHHH!!!"
In the midst of his screams, Breaking the Abyss's figure was swallowed completely.
Moments later, the smoke dispersed…
The Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss's miserable figure appeared on the ground.
Where was the previously unstoppable, domineering human emperor?
One hand gone.
One leg gone.
One eye blinded.
His entire body covered in wounds.
If not for the sheer toughness of the Break-Army Sacred Body, Breaking the Abyss would've been blasted into ashes long ago.
And yet—
BOOM—BOOM—BOOM—BOOM!!!
The Three-Color Heavenly Tribulations thundered again as Lightning, Fire, Ice, and Wind surged together, forming four massive attacks blasting toward Breaking the Abyss!
"No—don't kill me!! I was wrong!! I surrender!!
Save me!!!"
The Human Emperor Breaking the Abyss finally broke, crying in despair, nearly screaming for daddy.
But right then… Beef Noodles' familiar lazy voice echoed.
"Stop."
With just that one word—
All four Three-Color Heavenly Tribulations froze mid-air.
"???"
The Four Tribulations looked at Beef Noodles in confusion.
"Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles… why stop us?
This is the perfect chance to kill this human genius!"
the Three-Color Lightning Tribulation couldn't help asking.
"..."
Meanwhile, the Three-Color Wind Tribulation started overthinking.
Could it be… this Heavenly Dao Noodles is really a traitor?
And at the critical moment… he couldn't bear to kill?
"Sigh… you little Heavenly Tribulation kiddos are too naive."
"Killing is the lowest tactic.
Suppressing is the middle tactic.
But the highest tactic… is attacking the heart!"
"Sure, killing this human genius is easy!"
"But if you kill him… there will still be countless human geniuses rising again!"
"Can you stop them all?"
…
Beef Noodles' voice echoed slowly.
"T-Then… what should we do?"
The Three-Color Lightning Tribulation asked anxiously, full of hope.
Could it be… Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles really had a better plan?
As expected of the Heavenly Dao's Five Calamities — the first-generation Heavenly Tribulation!!
Beef Noodles grinned wickedly, then spoke in an overbearingly grand tone—
"You second-generation kids…
Watch closely!"
"Let me—Heavenly Dao Noodles of the Five Calamities show you my methods!"