Devin
I walked into the fucking bar that stank of alcohol and sweat, so fucking pissed at my fucking father for sending me here, at that bitch that called herself my mother for backing him up, and at that useless bastard of their son for even suggesting that I be the one to come here.
One of these days, I swear I'm gonna rip that empty head out of his fucking throat!
Fuck! These pesky humans annoy the hell outta of me. I just want to fucking grab their throats and squish them with my palms.
Why couldn't that bastard, Julian, pick somewhere less full of humans to meet? And where fucking is he?
I came ten minutes late because I was fucking certain he would be late. And I was fucking right, he is late!
That bastard!
If I stayed in here one more second, I might unalive one of these mundane humans, so I stepped outside to catch a smoke.
Hell, I'm so fucking sick of New York. The air is so fucking suffocating, and the humans have killable faces.
I lit up a cigarette and drew in smoke into my lungs.
"... I love your cute dimples when you smile. I love your sparkling white teeth." That voice made me turn. "I love everything about you, Charles. I love you. It's you. It's always been you."
Ugh. Humans and their sick little romance. Don't they ever learn?
Oh, he's gonna get rejected. Delusional fool.
From where I stood, I could hear the pounding of the heartbeats of the two guys, as well as their thoughts. The dark-haired human who had just been confessed to was terrified. He had always known the other had feelings for him and had acted as though he didn't know.
And the delusional one who confessed was nervous and terrified out of his wits about how this would all turn out.
Fucking humans!
Don't even fucking ask me how I know this.
"Chip, are you drunk?" The deceiver enquired. He knew all too well the other one wasn't drunk, but he hoped he would say he was.
"What? No, I'm not. I don't even drink alcohol, Charles." The delusional, foolish human responded.
"So you're serious?"
"Dead." The delusional one replied.
Watching the delusional one made me so fucking pissed. Hell, he's so fucking stupid and naive and… ugh! I swear, if I keep watching them, I can't control myself any longer.
I turned away and shut them out of my mind.
Where the fuck is Julian? It's been fucking ten minutes already!
The clock ticked by, and I stood there, out in the cold, cigarette after cigarette, waiting for Julian to fucking show up.
Thirty minutes had already passed by now, and I was so fucking furious! How dare that bastard fucking waste my time and not even show up! I have better things to do than stand here like a joke!
I fished out my phone from my pocket as it began to ring.
I felt fury rising in my chest as I stared at the caller ID. That fucker must be laughing his ass off.
"You bastard." I growled lowly as I picked up the phone, my anger simmering just beneath the surface. "How dare…"
"Now, now, before you get your panties in a twist, allow me to say I'm sorry." His amused, sing-songy, sarcastic voice came on the line. "I got caught up and wasn't able to make it. Please, do forgive me."
"And for the past forty minutes, it didn't cross your sick fucking mind to give me a call and let me fucking know?!" I roared.
"You wouldn't understand." The fucker responded, "Something urgent care up and you kind of escaped my…"
"Fuck you, you bastard!" I spat vehemently. "Rot in hell!"
"Baby, you swear a lot these days, and I worry for…"
"Don't fucking call me that! Fuck you!" I disconnected the call and smashed the phone with my palms.
I knew coming here was a fucking mistake! I fucking told them that fucker Julian was fucking with them! But these darned fuckers just wouldn't listen! Oh, they're gonna hear it from me when I get back!
I walked back into the bar to get a fucking drink.
"Whisky on the rocks."
The bartender's eyes scrutinized me, and he nodded and began to mix my drink. I needn't read his mind to know he was scared shitless of me.
"You're sooo hot!" The voice made me turn.
I wasn't surprised to find the delusional human intoxicated, and I didn't need to read his mind to know that the other human had rejected him.
Humans are delusional fools! But his own delusion is on a whole new level! Hell, he looks so fucking miserable that all I want to do is to end his misery!
"Did you hear me?" He repeated, closing the space between us, "You're so hot."
"Fuck off!" I muttered.
The bartender handed me my drink, which I drained in one go, and paid.
I turned to leave, but a hand caught my wrist, catching me by surprise.
I glanced up at the human who dared to touch me, only to discover it was the delusional human. Oh, he's gonna regret that for sure.
He let out a drunken laugh, "I'm sorry, dude. I don't normally do this, but I just wanted you to know that aside from Charles, you're the hottest guy I've ever seen."
I began to take notice of his appearance. He had brunette hair and grey eyes, and a face so fucking cute that you'd love to shove your dick in it.
I never realized he had such a fuckable face.
"Can you please grant me one request?" He asked, trying to get to his feet, "Can you ki…" He broke off mid-sentence as he lost his balance and would have fallen if I hadn't caught him.
Normally, I'd have let the mundane fool fall hard on the floor, but I fucking caught him.
"Whoa! You're my knight in shining armor." He muttered with a drunken giggle, his arms wrapping around my neck, "I'm just gonna pretend that you're Charles and kiss you." A pause, then, "I love you, Charles. I love you so so much. I always have. And always will. I've just been too terrified that things will change between us. So, forgive me for kissing you. And forgive me for this kiss, too."
He leaned forward, hesitated, glanced up into my eyes, before crushing his lips against mine.
I stood there and let him kiss me. He concentrated on my lower lip and kissed the fucking hell out of it. He kissed me deeply.
Fervently. He probably thinks I'm his fucking Charles.
Fuck! Does this delusional human take kissing lessons? He's one fucking hell of a good kisser! I never knew a mere mundane could kiss this well!
His kiss awoke something in me. Something I thought died long ago, and before I knew it, I found myself kissing him back.
Now he's turned me on. And he's gonna pay for that. I am fucking him senseless tonight!