As Nagumo ran towards the...
"Bro, could you stop that? I'm not even running anymore."
Well i just thought after that great moment we shared you would go and do your thing by getting the job done.
"Well yeah im going to do that but i need breakfast first."
Yeah, yeah.
"Anyway, narrator, you went ahead and called this world a 'shitty romcom' when we first met, but how do you know if it's a truly shitty romcom?"
I can tell this is your way to see if my previous statements about this world are true or not, but still let me inform you why the world you currently live in is such a disappointment. To start things off, the pacing is horrible, all the characters are so generic, and the writing is so poor it's barely readable, and the list goes on.
"Well, that really doesn't matter to me, but anyway, have you figured out what I am yet?"
To be honest, I still don't know. I mean, you're like a generic MC, but your fear of women is maxed out, even though it shouldn't be, so it beats me what you really are.
"Could you not phrase it like that? It makes me feel like one of those system manhua MCs."
Nagomo, stop getting distracted and get going. You already finished your damn food, so get going.
"Okay, okay, I'm going."
And as Nagumo made his way towards the school garden, he would soon find himself in a bind.
"Could just be quiet."
'Ohh, is there someone there? I'm Yuri from the school's gardening club. Just give me one moment, and I'll be right with you. I just need to get these tools out of the garden cabinet, but until I do, could you help water the flowers?'
"Okay, I guess."
'Hey Yuri, we need to really invite another person into the club today,' said Kaguya as she walked into the school garden while on her phone.
"Ohh, hey, Kaguya, I didn't know you were in this club."
'Yeah, I guess I didn't tell you, Nagomo... Wait, Nagomo, why are you here?'
"Ohh, I was just looking to join the gardening club, that's all."
'Well you cant were full.' kaguya said while clearly angry.
'Ohh, hey guys, I'm back. What did I miss?' said Yuri, coming back from the garden cabinet.
'Well, Nagomo here is trying to join our club.' kaguya said
'Ohh, so you're the nagomo who ran away from me on the first day of school and got all chummy with the 4 beauties.' Yuri said.
"Yeah, that's me, but you've got it all wrong. I mean... the reason I ran that time was because I was caught off guard by your face, and I wouldn't say I'm... chummy with those girls."
'Well anyway, why are you here?' Yuri said
"Ohh i just wanted to join the gardening club, thats all.."
'Well, we do need some more members, so why not?' said Yuri.
"Great, anyway, I got to go now, but I'll be back."
And as Nagumo got away, he felt sick.
"Could you stop focusing on that and let me tell you the genius plan I've cooked up?"
I can tell its going to be good so lay it on me.
"Alright, you said I need to get all the girls to meet and interact with each other, so I will just invite the girls to come to the club room, and voilà, interaction."
I don't know what to say; the plan seems good, but I feel like an 8-year-old cooked this up.
"Just stop and let me cook."
And with that, Nagumo continued the rest of his day until school finished, and he still hadn't told any of them to come to the club.
"Could you stop rubbing it in and tell me what the hell I have to do?"
Well school just got out so you could just run and try to get everyone together.
"I hate that you're right."
As Nagomo realized what had to be done, he got ready and ran his ass towards the library, where he hoped Chi would be, to help him out.
"Hey Chi, are you here?"
'Oh Nagomo, you don't have to yell; I'm right here.' Chi said.
"Ohh, my bad, I didn't see you there. Anyway, could you help get everyone grouped up?"
'Okay, Nagumo, if you need me to.' Chi said.
You're finally understanding why I called this world shitty, right?
"Ahaa, anyway, let's get going. I need all 4 of you for something."
'Okay, Nagomo, you can count on me.' Chi said more enthusiastically.
"Okay then, I will grab Lia, and you grab Yur, and we'll meet up at the school gardens, okay?"
'Got it,' Chi said.
"Okay, this is great, and if everything works in my favor, this will work; I'll find Lia and Kotaka in no time."
See, my plans always work.
"LIA"
"KOATKA"
"LIA"
"KOTAKA"
'Who dares to yell me name allongside some commen highschool girl.' Kotaka yelled from the inside of a locker, "See, I bet you wouldn't have gotten that one if I didn't tell you."
"I think I would be fine."
"Hey Kotaka, why are you in there?"
'Ohh, some punks were blocking my way, so I used the right of the Xin family and yelled at them to move, and they had the gall to put me here.'
"Yeah, okay, I won't get too much into that, so let's go."
'Were are going to take me nagomo, i know im a girl all alone but i didn't expect this from you.' Kotaka said.
"It's nothing like that; I'm just going to introduce you to some of my friends, and I'm pretty sure if I did that to you, I would be on a list somewhere."
'Okay, I guess I'll follow you, Nagumo.'
"Yeah, I think Lia should be... ahhaaaahhh."
And just like that, Nagumo fell down the stairs and got himself killed.