As our young nagomo. A 15 year old virgin, to the point that he treats girls as a pyrah of death and hasn't even spoken to one in his entire life embarks on his journey to his first day of high school, his life makes a dramatic change.
" Hey, where do you get off narrating people like that? Where are you and why do you sound british"
huh, can you hear me
" yeah, why wouldn't i be able to"
Well this sure is interesting.
" could you stop acting like a story narrator who just realised that the Mc could hear him, and please tell me who you are and you got name, nagomo fushi, in your mouth"
Well in all truth i am this story's narrator and you are this story's MC so, i should get some comfort after being so surprised like that.
" yeah, yeah say that as much as you want but im not believing anything that out your mouth until you can back it, you shitty so-called narrator"
Okay boy! i have narrated in millions of stories and i won't be insulted by an unknown MC like you
"goddam you're so annoying you shitty, fake of a narrator"
As those words left Nagomo's mouth, he could feel something shift from around him and the next thing he knew, all of his clothes were off.
" you freak, how did you do that, give me back my cloths"
i did it because i am the narrator, anything i say will become a reality for you, i do have my limits but still. Do you believe me, boy.
" okay, okay i believe you but you better get explaining, and give me back my cloths, im over here hiding in these bushes"
okay
as Nagomo's bare body shivered in the wind he could suddenly feel some warmth on his body, and just like magic he found himself wearing his school cloths again
" thank you, but you better get explain everything"
i will, but first just listen to me and start heading to your highschool your going to be late
" okay, okay"
as nagomo finally started his journey, towards his new highschool life a new headache hit him
" what are you talking about nothings happened, all i got to do is take one turn and my school is right their"
just wait
"yeah yeah" thud
As Nagumo turned the corner he suddenly collided with a beautiful girl with pristine white hair and as they looked at each other nagomo stood up and lended her his hand..... as they looked at each other nagomo stood up and lended her his hand. nagomo get up and follow the script
" hell no"
you need to get up and be a man
"okay, okay "
as nagomo stood up, she was nowhere to be seen..., you dumbass she left and here you are still lying on the floor
" okay i know this looks bad, but i have tested that when girls make any contact with you should stay completely stay still, so that they leave"
what do you mean, your meant to a MC you should be a little shy but still should be able to talk to a female for at least more than 10 seconds, goddamit
" What are you on? and why did i need to do that cringey trope in the first place"
i will explain later but for know just try to man up, or else your going completely naked in school
" okay okay i get, but what do i do now"
okay i got it, you need to go eat some breakfast before school starts
"okay"
after nagomo bought a breakfast sandwich from the school cafeteria he went to the school gardens to eat it
" hey, could you stop randomly narrating my actions while or after they have happened, its getting annoying"
you know thats my job right but on another note i was wondering what you are
" what do you mean"
well i have narrated millions of stories, some with MCs so powerful that they can fight multiverses for fun, but in every story no MC could speak to me directly like you can so it makes we wonder what are you
" to be honest, when you say it like that it makes me sound like a overpowered mc from like a isekai"
i guess so, but enough bantering the next thing you need to do is wait here for a moment
"okay i guess"
as nagomo waited there ever so patiently, the 3 sleepless nights of gaming finally hit him and like that he was fast asleep. but before he drifted of to sleep he saw the siloloete of someone peering above him
"wait what did you say"
as nagomo suddenly jumped up he found himself face to face with another girl, she had blue hair a small and slender frame and to say the least was cute
" hello im yuri, you"
as nagomo yawned before telling the girl his name....., not again come on you can do this
" HI IM NAGOMO FUSHI GOODBYE"
as nagomo ran away he left the girl in pieces
" alright narrator i did it"
what do you mean "I dID It" you didn't do shit that was horrible and went against the script again
" okay so i might not have the best abilities to do what you need me to do but still i deserve some credit"
i don't know what i expected from any MC this author created but dam you truly are sage worthy virgin
" okay i get it"
you know if you keep this up you will end up ruining the story right
"huh, what do you mean by ruining the story and how is it that you keep narrating events even though i end up not doing the actions"
i don't know but you need to stop that. anyway the next thing you need to do is go to into class, and sit quietly okay
" yes! finally something easy"
as nagomo entered his class in the nix of time, he found a seat near the back and tried to fall asleep before the teacher could start properly teaching but before he could sleep he heard a voice of a dark brown deliqiuent girl who had an air of trouble, yell at him to move seats
" could you please shut up you saying that constantly is getting annoying"
"do you know who i am, im Sun yue and pathectic men like you have no right to call me annoying, now move peasent"
as nagomo looked at her with a numb expression, her confidence faltered before leaving him alone
" why did you do that"
becuase the plot needed the MC to stand their ground against her to help proggress the story
" really that was what the plot needed, anyway how many more of these incidents are their going to be"
for now that all, just continue your day normally
"ok"
as nagomos school day ended he let out a heavonly sign of releif
"okay narrator the day is completed and all the incidents are cleared, so now explain everything from what you are to what i am, got it"
i guess you have a point, so to say it simply, we are in a romance comedy novel and you are the MC of this novel while im the narrator
" huh, say that part about this being a romcom novel again"
okay i guess it is expected for you to be a tad bit confused but thats simply it you are this romcom novels MC. this is also why all the incidents from before revoled around those girls with weird hair.
" okay, but putting aside the mental bagage the answer brought upon go ahead and tell me what you meant i cant go off script"
ohh yeah, i was warning you that as you aren't following the script, that theres a chance you could end up resetting this whole world
" huh"
yeah it sounds as bad as it is, so that is why for your sake and mine that you listen to me
" okay i get it know, so because of that you need to tell me everything you know"
i cant do that, but all i can say is that young nagomo you better be ready as your now in a shitty romcom