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Translator: penny
Chapter: 1
Chapter Title: Pregnancy Support Program
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⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙Congratulations!!!!! You have awakened SSS-grade Sperm!!
Imagine waking up to a ridiculous message like this. How would you feel?
I've never once given it a thought in my entire life.
This was the awakening I'd dreamed of.
Everyone wants a Hunter ticket like this.
Out of Korea's 50 million people, only 5% awaken as Hunters.
It's like hitting the top 5% jackpot in life—not quite the lottery, but damn close.
So why the hell did it have to be this bullshit ability?
Actually, scratch that. Calling it bullshit is going too far.
The rank is perfect. Beyond perfect.
There are only 300 SSS-rank Hunters in the entire world.
Their abilities are powerful enough to turn the world upside down, and they're all famous for it.
I'm SSS-rank too, so yeah, I've hit the ultra-rare 0.0000001% jackpot within that top 5%.
But why couldn't it be Powerball? Or hell, even regular lottery? Why does it feel like I've won some cheap marble game ticket instead?
"No, I don't know yet."
I ignored the stubborn tent pitching proudly in my boxers and got out of bed.
Any SSS-rank ability has to be good, right?
Don't get too down. Judging by the name alone is rude.
I dismissed the overexcited message floating there by myself, and the next one appeared.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙The SSS-grade Pregnancy Support System is now active.
"What the fu..."
Just reading it made my face burn with shame.
📜 NEW QUEST 📜
Quest 1: First Pregnancy
Impregnate one woman within 24 hours.
⏰ Time Limit: 24 hours
🎁 Reward: 1P. 2 random pregnancy aid items
"..."
And right after that, a quest popped up.
"What the actual hell is this?"
A 30-year-old virgin loner dude.
A shut-in unemployed bum.
Parents' spine-breaker.
Bank balance: 7,410 won.
I've never even held a girl's hand my whole life, let alone gotten anyone pregnant. How the hell am I supposed to knock someone up in 24 hours?
"Fuck..."
Waking up to this bullshit disaster.
At least the system had some mercy and tossed me a gift.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙Virgin loner shut-in confirmed. Distributing pregnancy aid items for difficulty balance adjustment. Ultra-Strong Teto Pheromone (A) x1 Premature Ejaculation Dick Stabilizer (A) x1
A bag-shaped icon on the left side of my vision flashed.
I tapped it, and sure enough, two pregnancy aid items sat in the two inventory slots.
"...Is this for real?"
Why wasn't this a hallucination or a prank? It felt way too legit.
I reached out to grab an item, and my hand got sucked into the slot. When it came back, I was holding the real thing.
Ultra-Strong Teto Pheromone (A) - An extremely potent male pheromone. ※ Usage: Apply to skin and let a female inhale within 20cm. Induces intense heat (A-rank) state. ※ Dangerous if misused. Recommended to stay at least 100m away from target immediately after.
"...Ha."
What kind of insane crap is this?
That's what I thought at first, but seeing the Ultra-Strong Teto Pheromone for real... my heart started racing.
"If this actually works..."
I'd only brushed it off because it seemed like a joke ability, but if it's truly SSS-rank Hunter level, pregnancy power or sperm power or whatever—there's no reason to say no.
It was my lifelong dream, after all.
Hunter!
The money-making powerhouse.
I'd fantasized about raking in cash, getting famous, and banging hot girls left and right. Skipping straight to the banging part? Why the hell would I turn that down?
Premature Ejaculation Dick Stabilizer (A) - For you who cums at the slightest touch. Stabilizes to deliver semen safely to the womb. ※ Not a stamina extender for long sex. ※ Grants 30min non-stop erection. Heightened sensitivity on insertion makes ejaculation easy—don't pull out.
Hell, ignoring the pregnancy part, these are straight-up fuck toys made for nonstop fun. No idea where they came from, but they're too damn tempting.
Even for a virgin loser's dick like mine, pop the stabilizer, spray the pheromone, and bagging the first chick I see should be doable, right?
"...But what if it doesn't work...?"
I'm not dumb enough to think this is some social experiment camera prank.
Awakening is system territory—modern tech can't even analyze it.
Still, I hadn't tested it yet, so I couldn't be 100% sure.
"Guess... I should try it...?"
Curiosity was kicking in now that it seemed legit.
Worst case, it flops, and that's that.
About 23 hours left, so I'd figure it out sometime today. I headed out.
I opened the door to find Kang Hana sprawled in the living room, glaring at me with utter contempt.
"Ugh, put some pants on before you come out!"
She's the one half-naked, screeching like a banshee. Hard to believe she's my seven-years-younger sister.
"Fix your own ass-crack pants first."
"You perv!!"
I clicked my tongue at her flailing to cover up with a blanket and cushion toss, then headed to the bathroom.
Seven-year age gap little sis.
Unlike me, she took after Mom's genes—pretty, with nice-sized tits.
Problem is her bitchy personality buries it all.
Unlike me, she'd awakened five years ago and jumped straight into B-rank Hunter work as soon as she hit adulthood, raiding dungeons like a proper adult.
She makes decent money now and treats her shut-in bro like dirt, looking down on me.
When she was little, she followed "Big Bro" around like a cute little tail.
How'd she turn out like this?
"Argh, seriously! You pissed everywhere! Sit and wipe next time!!"
"On your period or what? Chill."
"Mooommm!!"
Maybe I should show her the wrath of her sky-high Big Brother.
My fists clenched, but I held back.
Screw up and piss off Dad, I'd be a total deadbeat thrown out on the streets.
Back in my blackout-curtained room, I booted up the computer.
Quest later—for now, awakened as a Hunter, I could finally enter the Hunter Gallery, exclusive to system-awakened Hunters.
Hunter Gallery loaded, and an authentication message popped up.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙This is the verification message for entering 'Hunter Gallery.' Please press the button below. [Enter]
Heart pounding, I hit enter.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙Authentication failed. Unregistered Hunter. Complete Hunter awakening and try again.
"What?"
Ridiculous message. Tried a few more times.
Same result.
Then I noticed something off.
"Status window."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙Unregistered system command. Complete Hunter awakening and try again.
"Fuck."
That's right.
It threw all that "congrats on awakening" crap, but my official Hunter awakening wasn't complete.
Pitying my struggle, the system gave advice.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙Complete the Tutorial Quest to finalize Hunter awakening. Please diligently tackle the Pregnancy Support System quests.
So it all boils down to sex... no, impregnating someone.
"Even if I fuck someone, pregnancy depends on the woman's cycle. How am I supposed to find a fertile chick in 24 hours and time it perfectly?"
The moment I said that...
A thought hit me: isn't there a woman who fits this perfectly?
"Ah..."
Slap!
Even for a shut-in virgin loser like me, that's too gross. I slapped my own cheek in shame just for thinking it.
I threw on some clothes and headed to the living room.
Sure enough, Kang Hana lounging on the sofa, watching TV.
No dungeon runs today, apparently. She looked chill.
I approached and stuck out my hand.
"Gimme 200,000 won, sis."
"...The hell? Outta nowhere?"
"Call it payback for that one time I saved your ass."
"Piss off. Go get a job and earn your own cash. You wanna beg your baby sis at your age? I ain't giving allowance."
I know.
What a pathetic life.
But what can I do?
"Guess I'll have to dip into Mom's purse then..."
"You crazy bastard. I'm calling the cops for real."
"Sss..."
"Fine! Here!!"
I pretended to sneak toward the master bedroom, and she chucked four 50,000-won bills at me.
"Heh heh. Thanks, lil' sis."
I scooped them up and pocketed them in my jacket. She hurled the remote at me.
"Jeez. Why does he live like that?"
Family helps family, right?
Once I'm registered as SSS-rank Hunter, I'll pay back every penny with interest—debut big and treat my B-rank wannabe sis to the high life.
She'd just bitch out if I said that, so I ignored her and headed to the front door.
Somehow it'll work out.
You can't fish without fish—staying home won't get me anywhere but pissed off at her, and she's no quest-clear material. Time to head out and scout.
Ding-dong-
I opened the door.
"Huh?"
"Ah...?"
A woman stood there.
Not Kang Hana. Not Mom.
And she was gorgeous.
Long straight hair. Small face. Flawless skin.
Slim neckline, sharp collarbones, and below that... creamy cleavage.
'Pass.'
Shut-in or not, not every girl's a winner.
I can get it up, sure, but internet porn jacks up standards sky-high—my tastes are picky.
Even to me, she was stunning enough to make eye contact impossible and words stumble.
Even her scent was killer.
Sweet fruit aroma hitting my nose.
"Uh... is Hana... home?"
"Ah!"
Brain fuzzy in that moment, but her words snapped me alert.
No clue how, but maybe it was my hidden talent.
Hand in pocket already ripped open the pheromone, smeared it on my fingers. As I held the door with my other hand, I brushed her side-swept hair back with the coated hand, touching her face casually.
"Ack!"
She startled and stepped back.
I smiled steadily.
"Hana's friend?"
"Y-yeah..."
"Come in. I'm her big bro."
"Oh! Hi!"
"Nice to meet you."
She entered warily, and Hana came bounding from the living room.
"Hyeji!! You made it? What'd that creep do?"
"Huh? N-nothing..."
"Come in! Thanks for coming!"
I watched welcoming Hana and wary Hyeji hurry inside.
Ding-dong.
I headed back inside.
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