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Chapter 16 - "Sh*t Luck"

The ten flying poops immediately flew onto Archie at a speed that one couldn't even see. 

Archie and Mario didn't even see the poops and only smelled something strange coming towards them. 

Archie: "Huh, what's this smell— " 

Mario: "Ah! Archie! Look! Those dark balls— "

Archie looked up at the small chocolate balls that flew towards him and when the chocolate balls were already less than a meter away from his face, only then did he see the true identity of the unidentified flying object. 

! Is that— 

"Poop??" 

Archie's words had just dropped when an ominous aura rushed towards his face along with…the poops.

The poops flew so fast that Archie couldn't react in time. 

He just blinked when the ten chocolate balls splashed onto the top of his head, his face, his hair, and even his shoulders! 

The stench that was previously still faint suddenly exploded, assaulting Archie's nose and Mario, who was right next to Archie. 

"Ughhhh! What the hell— It's so smelly!! Ahhh— " 

Archie shrieked on the spot and the fire around him instantly jolted, burning the poop residues all over his body. 

But no matter what, the stench was still there! 

Mario pinched his nose and subconsciously took a few steps away from Archie with a pale face. 

"Get away! Get away! Don't come close! Oh my God— what the hell!! It must be that fake spirit's trick!" 

That spirit is so disgusting!! 

Archie himself couldn't hold back the urge to puke and he immediately fell to the ground before retching violently. 

"Blergh! Blergh!" 

Is it just his imagination or did he suddenly become weak all over? 

How could a D-rank humanoid spirit like him, who was about to evolve into a half-elf spirit, be knocked out because of poops?? 

Archie thoroughly burned the smell of poops around his body while whispering to Mario with a weak voice. 

"Ma...Mario! I...want— to attack that fake spirit! I...have...to get revenge— Ugh! Blerghhh!!" 

Mario looked at Archie, who looked like he was about to faint and for the first time ever, he hesitated. 

"That, are you okay? How about you rest first— " 

"I'm okay! I-I just want to kill that bastard! Hurry!!" 

Mario had no choice but to give Archie a command. 

"Okay, then, Archie! Attack the fake spirit! Use [Lock Target] and [Continuous Shoot]!" 

Archie wobbled to stand on his feet but he quickly pulled his bowstring with a pair of red eyes full of hatred. 

Ahhhhh!! You bastard faker!! I'll kill you!!!" 

"Activate [Lock Target] and [Continuous Shoot]!" 

A red blinking circle commonly used in a shooting game immediately appeared in Archie's eyes and the target of the red circle was Castra's head. 

Once the circle locked onto Castra, a bold red [LOCKED] popped up above Castra's head. 

At the same time, the [Continuous Shot] skill was activated and Archie didn't hesitate to shoot the arrow towards the red circle, which was Castra's head! 

Psiu! 

Once the first arrow was shot, a new flaming arrow appeared on the bow and Archie shot the arrow towards Castra in less than a second! 

Psiu! Psiu! Psiu! 

Archie's attack didn't have a single pause, as if he was using a gun instead of a bow! 

The commentator saw the rain of flame arrows coming towards Castra and couldn't help but exclaim in a shaky voice, 

—"Holy moly cowy! The archer spirit used a skill called Continuous Shot! It's raining arrows! And with the Target Locked skill— the target can't escape!!!" 

Castra instinctively ran away from the first flaming arrow but just like what the commentator said, the arrow actually changed direction and followed right behind, just like a missile! 

The first arrow, the second arrow, the third arrow— they were all following Castra like a herd of hungry monsters! 

Castra looked at the arena's dark ceiling that was brightly lit with countless fire arrows— 

He suddenly stopped running away from the arrows. 

Cecily, who had completely rested her body, saw the horrifying scene and almost jumped into the scene. 

"Poop shovelel! Lun! Ol ol deflect the awwow!!" 

Cecily looked through Castra's various available skills yet none of them could block so many fire arrows at once. 

The little girl's face turned pale and the fluffy fur ball on her shoulder also shrieked weakly, 

"Pi! Pi! Danger!!" 

But Castra just stood still with a straight back while looking up at the incoming arrow rain with twinkling eyes. 

"Wow, the sky is so pretty! Is that a meteor shower?" 

Castra curled the corner of his lips and completely relaxed, as if he was watching a show. 

Garfin, who saw Castra's nonchalant expression, completely exploded his fur. 

Is this puny human commiting suicide to escape from his claw? 

Not a chance!! 

But no matter what Garfin planned to do, he was too late. 

The first arrow had already appeared a few inches away from Castra's head, about to pierce him to death! 

The audiences and the commentators held their breaths. 

Some people couldn't bear to see the horrifying scene that would follow, so they turned their faces away from the arena. 

"Ah! It's over!" 

Bang! 

The sound of the arrow hitting something solid echoed throughout the arena and a few timid audiences subconsciously flinched. 

The arrow hits! 

That spirit is dead! 

Following the first arrow, the second, third and fourth arrow followed suit, filling the arena with a harsh piercing sound. 

But apart from the noise, the arena was surprisingly quiet. 

The audiences who didn't turn their faces away saw the scene with their own eyes and all of them widened their eyes in disbelief. 

What? What the?? 

The audience's jaws hit the ground and almost all of them even stood up from the chair abruptly. 

"How could this be??" 

"How could this be?!" 

The voices of the audiences, Archie and Mario overlapped perfectly. 

"No, no, this can't happen! There's no way!!!" 

Archie stared hard at the cloud of dust and the figure behind the cloud until his eyes almost popped out of his socket. 

Even Mario screamed like a chicken, 

"This is impossible!!" 

How could— how could that bastard— 

Everyone in the arena, including Garfin and Cecily, saw the arrows "avoid" a certain spirit and just plunged into the sand as if the sand was more attractive than a certain virgin spirit. 

Startled awake by Mario and Archie's shouts, the baffled commentator finally found his voice and subconsciously raised his voice by ten octaves, 

—"UNBELIEVABLE!! A MIRACLE!!" 

—"All the arrows missed the target and Mister spirit over here...is completely unharmed!!" 

—"The arrows didn't even touch a single hair!!"

—"How is this possible??"

"Yes. How is this possible?" 

Two mysterious figures sitting at the top of the seat row mumbled to each other while staring at Castra with a creepy smile. 

"Who is that spirit? Check it out."

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