While the officers were rushing to the snow mountain, Castra was pacing back and forth, waiting for the Samoyed to produce an excellent excrement.
As a few minutes passed by, Castra's worry started to grow.
He stretched his neck towards the huge rock and shouted cautiously,
"Milady, are you alright? Do you have constipation or something— "
"Shut up, human!! Just wait patiently!!"
The samoyed growled like a wolf and continued her fierce battle.
A few minutes later...
"Uh, milady, I have a skill that can aid one's smooth journey to dump sh*t..."
The samoyed spirit was silent for a few seconds before she grunted in defeat.
"Yes, please..."
Ah, he knew it. The Samoyed also had the same constipation problem as Garfin.
After all, both of them were meat eaters! They're prone to constipation!
Castra slowly used the skill [Laxative] but didn't stab the Samoyed's b*tt with his shovel.
The samoyed spirit was a lady, so he couldn't be so rude.
Garfin saw Castra's preferential treatment and almost exploded on the spot.
"Meow! Meow! So you actually could use the skill without stabbing this king with your shovel?!"
"Then why did back then, you stabbed this king's— "
"There, there, your majesty, rub rub. Is this spot good? No?"
"Nyaaa— purrr purr, to the left!"
"Okay, okay!"
Castra silenced Garfin's exploding anger with his skillful chin rub.
After he appeased Garfin for some time, the samoyed spirit finally finished her dump and came out behind the rock with elegant steps, as if she didn't have any constipation just now.
"Hmph, human, it's done. Don't forget, you owe me a favor!"
'But I helped you to poop...'
Castra didn't dare to say what was on his mind and just nodded with a servile smile.
"Yes, yes, thank you for your grace, milady! This lowly peasant is going to pick up your precious excrement now!"
Castra literally ran towards the huge rock with gleaming eyes and a shovel in his hand, looking like a madman.
Both Garfin and the Samoyed spirit shuddered at Castra's crazy behaviour.
This humanoid spirit has lost his mind!
Castra didn't care about the two spirits' view on him. He quickly went behind the huge rock and saw the excrement he wished for—
A few lumps of snowballs.
Even more mysterious, the snowballs were shining in a soft light, as if bathed in a sacred moonlight.
....?
Castra tilted his head and asked Poo, who was floating next to him.
[Poo, are those glowing snowballs...*beep*?]
How come there's no smell unique to poop? Shouldn't a dog's poop be as smelly as a cat's poop?
Poo looked at the fist-sized snowballs scattered behind the huge rock and immediately nodded.
[They're certified *beep*! Quick, quick, scoop them before they melt!]
! Can poop melt too? What kind of poop is that??
Before Castra could express his disbelief, his passive skill was once again triggered.
BEEP. [Detecting a *beep*. Absolute Scooper skill is triggered.]
[PS: Clean some sh*t!]
Ahhh! Wait! Just wait!
Before his body was controlled by the passive skill, Castra hurriedly controlled his shovel and scooped the first snowball...
But the snowball was shy.
The moment the shovel touched it, it turned pink and showed signs of melting!
Damn! The poop really melted!
Castra immediately buried his shovel in the snow so that it was kept cold before carefully scooping the almost-melting poop and storing it in the Poop Museum.
The moment the first poop was collected successfully, the long-awaited system's notification rang joyfully.
DUNG! [You have collected a new rare *beep*: Moonlight Snow *beep* × 5]
[You can see your new collection in the *beep* museum!]
Ah. This poop is a rare breed like Garfin's and Dudu's poops.
Does this mean he now had three rare poops in his collection?
As if to affirm Castra's thoughts, the system rang again.
DUNG! [You have collected 3 rare *beep*! You have obtained the title "Beep Collector"]
[*Beep* Collector]
[Your chance upon finding a rare *beep* has increased by ten times.]
[Collect 2 more rare *beep* for a special reward!]
In one way or another, the system was similar to the Spirit World's administrator, especially the "special reward" thing.
Castra even wondered whether the two systems were twins...
Anyway, he still needed to scoop a few more to complete the mission.
"Yosh! Let's do this!!"
Castra carefully scooped the shy snow moonlight poop before they melted and after fifteen full minutes...
He finally finished collecting all the poops.
DUNG! [You have collected Moonlight Snow *beep* 25/20]
[Congratulations, you have completed the second mission!]
DUNG! [You receive the Samoyed's Angelic Smile skill × 1]
DUNG! [You have received 1 gacha ticket!]
[Do you want to use the gacha ticket now?]
[Yes] [No]
Although his luck increased by one star, Castra didn't think that he was lucky.
Should he pluck Garfin's fur again?
Before Castra could execute his evil plan, the poop system chimed in again.
DUNG! [You have received a random summon chance!]
[Reminder: This is the last summoning chance you will get from our system.]
[Hijacking the Spirit world's system •••]
[Hijacking successful!]
The next second, the Spirit administrator sent a notification.
BEEP! [You have received a random summon request.]
[You will be teleported in 3...2...1...]
A magic circle appeared below Castra's feet, but just when Castra's body was about to be teleported away, a crimson red panel popped up with bold words.
BEEP! BEEP!
[Detecting an anomaly in the system ••• ]
[ERROR! ERROR!]
? What??
What the hell? Why is the Spirit world's administration not working??
Wait, could it be...it detected that the Poop System hijacked it??
Just when Castra was about to ask Poo, an ominous crimson chain suddenly shot out of the void.
Shhaaaa!