Chapter 1: Shock! I Became Qian Xunji, the Secret Room Douluo!
Qian Xunji felt a pang of pain throughout his body. "What's happening to me?"
He groggily opened his eyes and saw a beautiful woman with long purple hair and an alluring figure approaching him, holding a steaming bowl of medicine.
Qian Xunji swore that this woman in his past life was infinitely more attractive than any of the beautiful female celebrities he had seen.
"What is she doing here? Could it be that I, Qian Xunji, am blessed with good fortune?"
The young woman knelt gracefully before Qian Xunji, scooped up a spoonful of medicine, and gently said, "Master, here, drink your medicine."
"Master?" Qian Xunji was stunned. "I'm your Master?"
"Yes, Master, don't you remember?" The beautiful woman blew on the hot spoon with her red lips, then blinked her eyes when she heard Qian Xunji's question.
Qian Xunji rubbed his head and said, "My head hurts terribly; I can't remember much."
Looking at the woman dressed in palace attire and the magnificent hall around them, Qian Xunji vaguely began to guess his current situation.
"Could it be that I transmigrated, and even became the Master of a great beauty!"
"Hehehe, that's really not bad. It's just a bit of a pity that it's a master-disciple relationship."
"Master, what are you thinking about? Hurry and drink your medicine. If you don't, it will get cold." The beautiful woman chided Qian Xunji, bringing the spoon closer to his mouth.
"Oh, oh, oh, okay, drink the medicine, drink the medicine." Qian Xunji opened his mouth and drank the medicine.
"This medicine tastes strange. Disciple, what kind of medicine are you giving me?" Qian Xunji smacked his lips, asking with a peculiar expression.
"Of course, it's medicine to cure illness and save lives, Master. How can medicine not be bitter? Come, Master, quickly drink it. Once you finish it, Dong'er will feel at ease." The beauty scooped another spoonful of medicine to Qian Xunji's lips.
With such enthusiasm from the beauty, how could Qian Xunji refuse? Under her gentle care, Qian Xunji drank the medicine spoonful by spoonful.
Qian Xunji drank it in a daze, and a word flashed through his mind: Dong'er.
Qian Xunji felt that this beautiful woman in front of him looked somewhat familiar.
In a short while, the bowl of medicine was finally finished by Qian Xunji.
The beautiful woman put down the bowl, stood up, and said, "Teacher, please rest well. Dong'er will come to take care of you later."
With that, she turned and left the underground secret room.
Dong'er, Dong'er, Dong'er.
"Could she be Bibi Dong?"
Although she wasn't yet the domineering Supreme Pontiff Bibi Dong, the thought of Bibi Dong immediately made Qian Xunji wide awake.
"If she is Bibi Dong, then I am Bibi Dong's Master. What the heck!"
Qian Xunji looked himself up and down.
"Douluo: Shock! I Became Qian Xunji, the Secret Room Douluo!"
A wave of unfamiliar memories surged into Qian Xunji's mind.
From his birth, to the year he awakened the Seraphim Spirit at six years old, his father Qian Daoliu's look of disappointment, and then how Qian Xunji indulged in debauchery and ruthlessness. Later, he discovered a talented young girl from a village ravaged by Evil Soul Masters, took her as his disciple, and then the most, most, most crucial memory.
His disciple grew up and became disobedient, having her soul stolen by a wild boy named Yu Xiaogang. She even proposed eloping in front of him. So, Qian Xunji knocked Bibi Dong unconscious, and then what happened in the secret room was that scandalous scene!
Of course, that wasn't the most important part, because after that, Bibi Dong became pregnant and was forced by Qian Xunji, using Yu Xiaogang's life as a threat, to give birth to the child.
Later, Qian Xunji might have felt some guilt towards Bibi Dong and thought of compensating her with Tang Hao's wife. As a result, this outing went completely awry.
That woman Ah Yin actually sacrificed herself to Tang Hao, and that bastard Tang Hao, without reason, went berserk and severely crippled the Level 95 Qian Xunji and the two Elders he brought with him!
And then came the memory of being fed medicine by this "Good Disciple" in the secret room.
"Just because my name is Qian Xunji, you shouldn't make me actually become Qian Xunji!"
That's right, in his previous life, Qian Xunji was indeed named Qian Xunji. Because of his name, and the immense popularity of the Douluo Continent anime, Qian Xunji was jokingly called the Secret Room Douluo by those around him. It was precisely out of curiosity that Qian Xunji went to read the book, Douluo Continent.
After reading it, Qian Xunji only felt like he had been screwed over!
In the novel, Qian Xunji was indeed wrong. He broke up Bibi Dong and Yu Xiaogang, causing a series of tragedies for Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue, and others, seemingly becoming the source of all evil.
But he couldn't be the scapegoat for everything. Why did every mistake have to be blamed on Qian Xunji?
Let me ask you, Bibi Dong, you didn't have any problems, did you? Spirit Hall cultivated you, poured resources into you, gave you privileges. Was it so you could do whatever you wanted? In this world, the more rights you enjoy, the greater the obligations you must bear. Just for a ridiculous love, you wanted to elope with Yu Xiaogang, who came from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect?
Do you really think Spirit Hall has been doing charity all these years? They invested so much in you, and you didn't repay the organization for its cultivation. Just for a ridiculous excuse like love, you wanted to elope with someone?
Holy Maiden are not meant to have love. Bibi Dong was an ungrateful wretch, and Hu Liena was also an ungrateful wretch. Spirit Hall seems to specialize in producing ungrateful Holy Maiden.
Qian Xunji's actions were indeed excessive, but a normal way of handling it, in other Xuanhuan novel Sects, would be either to confine you, execute you if you remained unrepentant, or cripple your cultivation. If you want to elope, then elope.
Qian Xunji, simply because he read Douluo Continent, felt utterly screwed. Because of his name, he was full of indignation for Qian Xunji when he was directly run over by a truck and transmigrated.
As a result, he really became Qian Xunji.
And he became the Qian Xunji who was crippled by Tang Hao and then fed medicine by Bibi Dong!
"Damn it! Qian Xunji drank Bibi Dong's medicine. This, this means I'm not far from death! Soon, Bibi Dong will transform into a demonic spider-woman, kill me, devour my soul, and we'll be together forever?"
"Why is it that when others transmigrate as Qian Xunji, either there's no secret room Bibi Dong, or there's a secret room but they haven't been beaten by Tang Hao? Even if they were beaten by Tang Hao, they didn't drink Bibi Dong's medicine. There's still room for maneuver in all those cases. But I transmigrated as Qian Xunji, who was beaten by Tang Hao AND force-fed medicine by Bibi Dong!"
Starting with hell difficulty, Qian Xunji immediately felt despair and rage!
"Oh, sh*t!"
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