HHH ugh ... Where am I ?
Should be a living room ?... Oh right ! It seems my jutsu worked !
Muhahahahaha ! Tobirama Senju is back ! More alive than he ever was !
Ah... It's so good to be alive...
Now... Where am I ?
I'm currently standing in a child's room.
Hmmm... I'm in a young child body... It seems the seal containing both my memory and my will just activated.
And the advantage is that even if someone reads my memory, they can only read my body's memory... Which means that if I don't start acting weird, nobody will ever know that I am Tobirama Senju! This time, I will accomplish everything I want, I will live without regrets !
So... Let's review this body's memory... Alright...
My name is Kaguna and I'm two years old.
Wait... My mom seems familiar... I seem to have seen her before... Considering I'm reincarnated maybe years after my death... She could have been a kid I know... Oh shit... My mom is Anya fucking Uchiha... One of this bastard Izuna's two daughters... Oh fuck it... After years of rivalry, I finally kill Izuna and after my death I become his grandson ! It doesn't make sense !
Oh and my dad is Toji Uchiha... The son of Akainu Uchiha, the guy who killed most of my cousins and who was killed by Sarutobi Sasuke...
At least, I'm in the main branch of the Uchiha family...
And had Madara not left the village while my mom and aunt were still children, I would be the Uchiha clan heir... Because my mom is the second daughter of Uchiha Izuna... And my aunt's children, my cousins (Kimi and Saori) are both females... I've also got one older sister : Ayame and obviously, she's also female.
But since strength is one of the most important requirements to become Uchiha clan head, the leader's position passed to my grand uncle Fugu... In my past life, I've defeated him a few times but could never kill him... He died during the War, fighting Iwa, before his death, he managed to bring down the first Tsuchikage.
And now his first son Hiroto is the actual clan head. His second son, Kagami was my disciple.
Yeah, while my body's memory doesn't contain most of these things, it's what I knew in my past life.
It's just part of being a responsible Hokage, not at all because I monitored the Uchiha clan and know their genealogy by heart...
I'm not such a man... I was just being cautious, you never know... Oh yeah... Now I'm an Uchiha... Shit...
So... I seem to have been born in 30 AK (after the foundation of Konoha) and it's now 32 AK.
As I intended, Hiruzen became the 3rd Hokage... And since then, the world has been peaceful, well... mostly but it should be... Or else even my two years old body would have known.
Right ?
"Kaguna ! Are you awake ?
- Yes mommy."
Huh ? Why did I call her mommy so naturally.
Obviously 'cause she's my mom.
But I... Oh shit... I've been influenced by the dirty Uchiha soul of this child...
But not it's me...
I'm an Uchiha, whether it pleases me or not...
Well, I should hurry instead of remaining in my thoughts...
Mom said she would let me go to the playground today !
But why do I care ? I'm an adult ! I'm Tobirama Senju ! I was in the top 10 of the most powerful beings in this world !
And there only 1 tail beast stronger than me (obviously the Kyubi).
Alright but not anymore...
I'm currently an Uchiha child and I'm excited to go...
No... I'm not excited to go and play, I'm better than that, I only want to witness the dream of my brother, finally realized !
Okay, I'm done ! Let's go !!!
"I'm ready mom !
-Alright young boy. But first of all, you will eat your breakfast, I know you are excited because it's the first time you go out of the clan compound but you need to eat a lot of you want to be strong enough to play with the friends you'll make !
- Yes mommy...
- Go join Ayame, she's waiting for you !
- Hello big sis !
- Hi Kaguna ! You're late, again ! If you go on like that, you won't become a powerful ninja like big sister!
- Sis... You're 6 and still an academy student... You're not a kunoichi yet !
- Haha or so you think ! But I'm already super duper strong !
I'm the best at throwing Shuriken. I can use two fire jutsus, and the Academy 3. I'm even learning the body flicker from big sis Kimi's boyfriend : Shinichi ! You know he's elder Kagami's son !
So your sister is super strong !
- Wow ! But you only know 2 fire release jutsu, it's not a lot though ?
- What do you even know, you haven't even activated your chakra !
- Alright both of you... Shut up and eat !
- Yes mommy ! (Both)"