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Once a man betrayed, Andy shut down his heart and became more machine than human—a perfect being, efficient, emotionless. Years of trust lost turned him into a robot in body and soul, a mind wired for logic, untouched by warmth, love, or laughter. Everything changes the moment he meets Eilen, a woman equally guarded, walls built high around her own heart. Slowly, through her persistence, kindness, and the chaotic energy of five remarkable girls, Andy begins to feel again—the small sparks of humanity returning one by one. “Heartwired” is the story of rebirth: a journey from mechanical precision to emotional depth, from isolation to connection, as Andy learns to embrace love, trust, and family. Every laugh, every tear, every chaotic breakfast becomes a step toward being truly alive. But will the scars of betrayal allow him to fully open his heart, or will he remain half-robot forever? A tale of healing, transformation, and the fragile power of human emotion, where one man’s rebirth changes not only himself, but everyone around him.

Ben Fisher woke up in the South Side with a second chance at life and four impossible powers: a mechanic’s mind, a silver tongue, danger intuition, and the ability to create illusions. Now, he’s using them to fix more than just broken appliances—he’s trying to rewrite the tragic future of the Gallagher family.

Being a goon in Gotham is a death sentence with a delay. Jean has spent nearly his entire life scraping by as a crook, headed for nothing but an early grave. Then a chance to change everything falls into his hands. This is the rise of a goon who's done surviving and is ready to take Gotham by storm.

I wanted nothing more than an ordinary life—free from crushing debt and the endless corporate grind. Instead, I died. And when I opened my eyes, I was in ancient Rome. My father? Gaius Julius Caesar—the man destined to rule, or ruin, the Republic. But history is written in blood. If I do nothing, my new family will be swept away by the coming political firestorm. Power is survival in Rome, and I intend to survive. Armed with modern knowledge, I will reshape the Roman Republic—through banking, insurance, industry, and new political strategies. Rome will never be the same. ============================================== What to Expect: - A grounded story set in the Roman Republic (BCE) - Technological innovation, business, military campaigns, Senate politics, and diplomacy - Based on real history—its religions, places, and historical figures - Smart MC using future knowledge to solve problems - At least 1 chapter posted every day - 10+ chapters ahead on patreon (https://www.patreon.com/cw/MinchoNyangi) ============================================== MinchoNyangi here!  This is the official English edition of [카이사르의 아들이 되었다]. This story was a hit in Korea with over 2 million views(Naver Series), and I have personally revised and expanded this definitive edition specifically for English readers. You won't find this version anywhere else—not even in Korea. Note: This is the only official translation provided by the author. Any versions found on other sites except Royal Road, Webnovel are pirated copies. If you enjoy the story, please support the author by reading the official release here. Thank you

When dungeon gates opened across the world, it became a gold rush. Hunters chased glory. Guilds chased power. Corporations chased profit. Phong Tran awakened as a Level 1 Farmer. No skills. No passives. A broken EXP bar that never moved. So he sold energy drinks instead. Leg warmers. Electrolytes. Power banks. If everyone else was digging for gold, he’d sell the shovels. Then Josh came. University golden boy. Gym-built. Son of a man who could erase problems with a phone call. “Protection fee.” Phong refused. He woke up in a hospital bed, beaten within an inch of death. His aunt and uncle were gone. No bodies. No investigation. No media coverage. Just silence. Then, as if the universe had a sense of humor, his system finally gave him a quest: Plant and harvest 10 potatoes in the dungeon. That’s it. No penalties. No forced missions. No ticking clock. No promise of justice. Just a choice. Phong takes it. The potatoes mutate. Then other plants followed. Chilies spit burning rounds. Sweet potatoes bulk up into blunt-force bruisers. Garlic turns chemical-warfare illegal. Enoki mushrooms rattle like dungeon-grade machine guns. His crops become his frontline. Phong doesn’t want to conquer the dungeon. He wants to build something inside it. A farm. A hearth. A settlement for people tired of being disposable. He won’t let revenge be the only thing he grows. Revenge lit the spark. But it won’t be the only thing he grows. And if the most powerful man in the city comes looking to finish what his son started... He’ll learn something the dungeon already knows. This farm fights back. (I’ll post roughly 3 chapters a day for the first two weeks, then ease back to 1 chapter a day after burning through my backups. The times will be around 9 a.m., then 18–20 server time. That’s it. Bye.)

【 Author: Readers are you perhaps thinking read this novel or not? If so then you can can because this novel is relaxation and it written writing quality is good and readable. 】 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reborn as a villain, Qing Chen decided to give up and live his life peacefully, no matter what the fate script was. He would never provoke the protagonist. Who would have thought that he would be accidentally bound to the wife-loving system, and would have to conquer the Destined Empress and marry her? That was the protagonist's favorite girl, so of course Qing Chen refused. However, he found out that the protagonist still had to stay in seclusion and sign in for another thirty years, and it turned out that he had been reborn first! Faced with the temptation of massive rewards from the system, Qing Chen said: I'm sorry, protagonist, I... made a mistake.

Chen Wei is a burned-out, middle-aged man who took a night janitor job because it was the only thing left that asked nothing of him. No interviews. No explanations. Just a mop and an empty building and the voicemails from his daughter he never answers. For eight months, that was enough. Then a woman named Director Zhao steps out of an elevator at 3:17 AM and tells him his real contract started tonight. His first assignment: Floor 47. Someone left a god in the breakroom again. The mop, it turns out, is not a mop. It's an RST-7 — a Reality Stabilization Tool — disguised because nobody questions a janitor. And Chen Wei has just been hired by the Cleanup Committee, an organization that has existed since the first god made the first mess. They don't govern. They don't intervene. They just clean. The gods are real. They're also exhausted, forgotten, and prone to flooding office buildings with grief. They don't need someone to fight them. They need someone to sit with them. To witness them. To stay. Chen Wei is very good at staying. He's been staying away from his daughter for eight years. It's the only skill he has left. What follows is not a power fantasy. Chen Wei will never be the strongest. He will never master a forbidden technique or unlock a hidden bloodline. He will level up by losing things — memories, feelings, pieces of himself — one cleanup at a time. But somewhere between a hearth god throwing pots in an empty apartment, a war god fighting a battle that ended before this world began, and an exhausted creator who just needs someone to tell him it's okay to stop — Chen Wei starts to understand something. Presence is harder than power. Staying is harder than winning. And the most dangerous thing in the universe might be a middle-aged man with a mop who has nothing left to lose. His daughter is still calling. One day, he'll answer.

Calyx and Tharon never expected a car crash to be a good thing—but when the brothers find themselves in a new world, they realize it’s an opportunity. Unfortunately, a rot called the Veil has been consuming the land, leaving it barren and infertile. Food is scarce, and there's very little variety. Luckily, the brothers’ cooking skills are second to none—and they’ve find the perfect place to harvest ingredients: A gateway to Hell.

Without memories, without a past, and without even a name, a boy awakens in the heart of the Land of Shadows. Before him stands the ruler of that realm: an imposing queen, feared by all. As he struggles to understand who he is and how he came to be there, the boy finds himself facing a difficult choice. To set off into the unknown, weak and defenseless… or to remain under the queen’s tutelage, only to one day face her in a battle to the death. -------- [No system] -------- If you want to read advanced chapters, take a look at my Patreon. patreon.com/king_gilgamesh ----- Updates Monday through Friday ---- 100 Power Stones = 1 Chapters Extra 200 Power Stones = 2 Chapters Extra

Tobechukwu Nwosu lives in Lagos, where nothing in his life ever arrives in normal proportion. Rent becomes public humiliation. Work stress becomes fluorescent theater. Heartbreak feels custom-built. Even small private struggles somehow gather witnesses. As he fights to stay fed, employed, housed, and emotionally intact, Tobe starts to suspect that his bad luck is not just bad luck. Somewhere behind the story is a bitter, failed writer, a weak man in real life who seems to take his own humiliations out on Tobe by making every realistic problem land harder, sharper, and more personally. My Life’s an Exaggeration is a darkly comic urban webnovel about class pressure, shame, survival, love, and the terrifying feeling that somebody is editing your life with malice.

What does it mean to be a true hero? By day, brash and cocky Micheal Frills is just another high school student navigating friendships, family, and the mundane struggles of teenage life. By night he’s a vigilante cleaning up the streets one criminal at a time. But when a sadistic mastermind, Shadow, emerges from the darkness, Micheal finds himself trapped in a twisted psychological game that will test everything he believes about justice, and morality. Shadow doesn't just want to defeat Micheal—he wants to break him. To prove that beneath the hero's ideals lies a killer waiting to emerge. Shadow's method is brutal and calculated: he doesn't attack Micheal directly. Instead, he systematically destroys everyone Micheal loves. His friends become targets. His ideals become weapons turned against him. And the line between hero and killer begins to blur. True Hero is a character-driven story that follows Micheal's desperate attempt to maintain both worlds—the peaceful slice-of-life moments with friends at the park, late-night movie marathons, and school drama that remind him what he's fighting for, and the gritty reality of street justice that threatens to consume him entirely. A slow-burn psychological thriller that examines the price of heroism, the weight of morality, and the thin line between justice and vengeance. Through the eyes of Micheal Frills and the time spent around his friends, True Hero explores what happens when virtues like trust, hope, and courage are weaponized against good people. True Hero contains mature themes including graphic violence, sexual assault, suicide, abuse, trauma, and death. Reader discretion is advised.

Throughout the shinobi world's tumultuous history, over fifty major conflicts have shaped the destiny of nations and clans alike. Victory and defeat have been the twin forces determining which ninja bloodlines rise to glory—and which fade into forgotten legend. Decades ago, the First Hokage led the Senju clan in a legendary three-pronged assault that united the Land of Fire and brought the great hidden villages of Stone, Sand, and Cloud to their knees. It was a golden age of conquest that established Konoha's dominance and ushered in an era of unprecedented prosperity. Thirty years have passed since the Second Great Ninja War began with such promise. I remember setting out from Konoha with nothing but standard jutsu and unwavering determination, conquering every enemy in my path. Wherever our forces advanced, civilians welcomed us as liberators. Those were days of boundless possibility, when victory seemed written in the very stars. Yet now, as the Fourth Great Ninja War looms on the horizon, whispers fill the air about Madara Uchiha's imprisonment at the Valley of the End—that cursed battlefield that has claimed so many legends. Have the fates truly conspired to make this ancient ground my final resting place? The numbers don't lie: 80,000 against 100,000. The odds favor us, and yet... **From the pre-war address of Hayama, legendary shinobi of the old guard, survivor of countless battles, and lifetime pensioner of the Konoha Elder Council** --- #What to Expect - **Epic warfare** spanning multiple ninja nations - **Political intrigue** within the hidden villages - **Character-driven drama** exploring the cost of endless conflict - **Rich world-building** that expands on Naruto's established lore - **Morally complex protagonists** facing impossible choices - **Historical mysteries** that reshape our understanding of the shinobi world *New chapters released weekly. Join us as we uncover the untold stories that shaped the ninja world's bloodiest conflicts.* --- Keywords:*Naruto, shinobi war, political drama, military strategy, historical fiction, ninja clans, hidden villages, epic fantasy

What if the dead ruled the world? and the livings are slaves. But someone refused to take the fate...

Reincarnated into the Harry Potter world one year before the Boy-Who-Lived, Alexander Chen wants only one thing: fun. Unfortunately, fate sends him to Hogwarts. A pure-blood Chinese American raised in the United States, Alexander knows exactly how this story is supposed to go—and wants no part in destiny, Dark Lords, or heroic sacrifices. Sorted into Ravenclaw (as predicted, because the Sorting Hat is definitely racist), he decides to ignore the plot entirely and enjoy magic his own way. That means pranks, modified spells, public arguments with ancient magical artifacts, and a complete lack of respect for Hogwarts tradition. With a Thunderbird-core wand, a sharp tongue, and zero fear of authority, Alexander quickly becomes a problem the school cannot ignore. Professors are torn between admiration and concern, students spread rumors, and the castle itself seems to watch him with interest. This is not a story about saving the world. It’s about breaking expectations, bending magic, and having fun—whether the wizarding world is ready or not. A chaotic, comedic take on Hogwarts, rebellion, and refusing to be normal in a world obsessed with prophecy. Casually writing, support me so I will write more. patreon.com/c/Jaysu Hope you enjoy, and Yes Sorting Hat is racist.

Sun is a sleep-deprived university student barely balancing his life between midterms and long shifts at Lattea, the small café where he works. Quiet, overworked, and running on caffeine, he moves through his daily routine on autopilot—until a chance encounter on campus forces him to confront a part of his past he thought was long gone. After leaving his shift and heading to class, Sun collides with a girl in a crowded hallway. When she adjusts her glasses—a familiar habit—something clicks. The recognition hits him all at once. It’s Salem. The girl he once knew better than anyone. Years have passed since they last saw each other, and the memories come rushing back: laughter, shared moments, and something that clearly didn’t end well. As shock turns into anger and disbelief, Sun struggles to process the sudden reappearance of someone who once meant everything. And Salem, just as stunned, can only whisper his name. Their unexpected reunion reopens wounds neither of them is prepared to face.

A schizophrenic teenager moves to a city smack in the middle of the united states for his last year of high-school.

Tangerine Stone is an S tier trouble magnet with a hate for Tuesdays. Follow along as she joins a magic academy, makes friends with a brain slug, tries her best to escape adventure, and hopefully flirts with some pretty girls. What to expect: GL, Tangerine is a big old disaster lesbian. All of the horny and no where to put it. No Harem or poly, Tang is a massive flirt, but if or when she settles down she is a slightly possessive one woman type of girl. This isn't really a Litrpg, but it gets kinda close, no stats but lots of collecting magic items. Tropes, yes! Its a portal adventure where Tangerine joins a magic academy, deal with almost Otome situations in a world that is discount MtG! How MtG? I'm being inspired by the cards but not the lore. There's no Jace hanging about here. I'm also shamelessly bringing in a lot of inspiration from other stuff I like! Super slow burn / slice of life. Each update is just another day, I picked this format because I have no plan, this a brain dead story. There will be some action and adventure hopefully some angst and drama too! Think Buffy the Vampire Slayer for tone. Weak to strong, kinda. More like unprepared to prepared. Single character first person focus, 99% of chapters will be from the perspective of Tangerine. I'm not going to say I will never do a different point of view, but it will be rare. No ai has touched this work, you can tell because of all the mistakes!

NO AI!!! This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name.Definitely an OC story. A SI story depending on your definition-- her knowledge of Naruto as well as other modern things matches mine when I started the story, so I had some sort of basis for her advantages instead of doing research to give her things that would be convenient.You won't ever see references to her first life: no name, family, or death. Of course, that lack of background comes with its own problems. Support me: https://ko-fi.com/neverluckysmile

In a world where cultivation determines your worth, seventeen-year-old Ray has the worst luck imaginable. His parents are gone. His bullies just reached Tier 2. And his twin cores—a supposed "deformity" that should have made him special—are actively destroying each other, leaving him weaker by the day. Then he finds the journal. Hidden behind a broken TV in his empty apartment, the final work of a murdered researcher offers Ray something impossible: a reverse cultivation technique called the Path of Profanity. Forbidden knowledge. Tier 4 potential. And a warning that reading it makes you a target. But Ray is already a target. Between bullies who want him broken, a body that refuses to cooperate, and killers who erased the last person to walk this path, Ray has exactly two choices: stay weak and hope for mercy he'll never get, or walk the forbidden Path of Profanity and pray it doesn't kill him first. Except some paths are forbidden for a reason. Can Ray survive it?

Kurt was your normal line cook until one day a vile squirrel attacks, and he finds himself face to face with a small fae, one that expects him to perform a dangerous task. With eyes of greed and opportunity, Kurt and his friend Sara set out with this young fae to create fabulous wealth. But enemies start coming from both sides of the gates, monsters from Terra and the clans from Earth. Can’t anything be simple? Why can’t a young man just become fabulously wealthy? The Mana Springs are the result of a Fae’s Mana Well and grant humans supernatural powers. A Well Guardian gaining powers beyond even that. Will these new powers be enough to protect the fledgling empire? A barren wasteland sprouts life for the first time in a century. Layla, the Fae Princess, intends to restart land, the river, once her well activates. A tall pillar stands out from the horizon, Kurt grips a spear, it all starts with this. What will he find there? A classic adventure of myths, monsters, swords, nations, and powers with a little romance to boot. —— This is a Hobby project for me, I intend to release two chapters a day for a long time. If you want a fun adventure, and meet a lot of friendly monsters, and so on. Come along. Expect: Humor Nation building Sword/Spear/Bow/fist fights Supernatural Power/Magic Monster friends and enemies Slice of Life moments Relatable Loveable Characters Tasteful Romance (if they behave) Some Violence, and the effects of it Don’t expect: Harems (or a sexy ones at least) Sex all the time (it does happen) Constant war/battles/action A system interface OP skills Modern Technology