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Hokuto transmigrated into a world where the game industry was so primitive it made quick-time events look like innovation. He bought out a nearly bankrupt company — miHoYo. Then his system cheat activated: a full-fledged Game Development System. Excited, he rushed to his new office… only to discover that miHoYo’s staff were all characters from the game itself. Familiar faces. Familiar names. Without hesitation, Hokuto made his decision — He was going to make Honkai Impact 3rd. Kiana: “Why does everyone call me a Paramecium after playing Honkai Impact 3rd?! Outrageous!!” Durandal: “Dumb goose? Dumb goose who? Kiana, is that you?” Himeko: “Boss… it’s bad enough I die early. But do you really have to keep using me as emotional trauma bait afterward?” ... Final Lesson shattered hearts. Meteoric Salvation drew tears. Honkai Impact 3rd’s monthly revenue kept breaking records. But Hokuto wasn’t satisfied.

In 2068, the United States was moving toward a second frontier era, a second Manifest Destiny across the solar system. Then, one day, thanks to a strange alien signal, they discovered a hidden facility on Mars. The signal was transmitted through a device considered an ancient decoration but turned out to be a portal to another world. With a series of events, the United States sent one of its most elite teams to this world to investigate, Combat Fire Team-1, also known as Comanche, and discover why the people of Alagore opened a Bridge to their world. Comanche must explore the connections of this new world and the wonders discovered on Mars, confront the darkness known as the Unity in its global conquest, and above all, protect the US and the rest of Earth from this new threat. However, will they be able to discover the secrets of this war or fall victim to all that had come before?

Knowledge is currency. Alchemy is knowledge. Most of the world doesn’t know alchemy exists. Those who do call it heresy. Those who practice it call it ascension. A man wakes in the lightless depths of Tauran City Prison with no records, no history—only a modern vocabulary that doesn’t belong to him. In a facility built to process human bodies, ignorance is a death sentence. To survive the lower floors, he bonds with a parasitic alchemical metal—an artifact that grows stronger through blood, memory, and use. It is a weapon, a tool, and a cost he does not yet understand. Guided by a man who knows too many and a girl who should not have lived this long, he descends through a system where alchemy is graded, identities fracture, and power is never free. You are not a prisoner. You are a specimen. And ascension has already begun.

Raised as one among many in an orphanage, Giovanni slowly watched his brothers and sisters depart, never to return. As age caught up with him, he came face to face with an inevitable sentence: chosen by the nightmare spell. In a new and exotic world, he must fight against more than the monsters that surround him — the very world itself, striving to corrupt him and destroy the teachings that guide his path. He cannot yield. He cannot fail. After all, he made a promise.

The MC is Tom Riddle, but not that Riddle you think of. Starting from Hogwarts, Tom travels all over — to America, France, Germany — grinding hard to grow stronger. Note: the story is a mix of comedy, slice of life, and adventure. #Fantastic Beasts #Harry Potter #Gellert Grindelwald #Andros the Invincible #Rayquaza Pokemon __________________________ Alt titles: (Hogwarts: I’m Tom Riddle, Not the Dark Lord) __________________________ Support me and read +50 advanced chapters at: patreon.com/_Coreal __________________________

Kazuma transmigrated into the world of Fairy Tail awakened one of the most overpowered abilities imaginable: the Gate of Babylon, the Treasury of the King. At first, Kazuma thought life in this world would be simple. That was until he started receiving missions from other worlds. Taking missions, building guilds in other worlds, and becoming the Guild Master __________________ Crossovers: Beelzebub, Mieruko-chan, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, Black Bullet, Dropkick on My Devil (Three arcs of crossovers, then only Fairy Tail) __________________ Support me and read advanced chapters at: patreon.com/_Coreal

[ DING! ] [ Congratulations, host. Ultimate Lover System has been accessed. ] [ DING! Notification. The system was dormant. Core functions locked. ] “Dormant?” [ DING! To unlock the SSS – Special Ultimate Lover’s System full version, complete the tutorial trial.] [ DING! Tutorial trial: Convince the woman in front of you for a date. ] [ DING! Time of completion: 20 Minutes. ] More than twenty years ago, catastrophe struck: dungeons tore open across the earth, spilling monsters into the world. At humanity’s breaking point, the first Awakened emerged—wielders of mysterious systems that turned despair into survival. They stabilized the planet, but the dungeons remained, filled with danger and wonder alike. Now, two decades later, Han is nineteen and still Un‑awakened—an outcast in a society ruled by those with systems. Working thankless night shifts as a miner, he endures exhaustion and scorn until one civilian’s accusation costs him his job. But what should have been his downfall becomes the spark: the system he was denied at birth finally awakens, and his fate changes overnight, from barely being able to afford rent–to a millionaire. **** Disclaimer: 'SSS - My Ultimate Love System' is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. This book does reference real companies and organizations, but these references are for narrative purposes only and are not intended to depict actual conduct or involvement of these entities. The use of these names and references is not meant to harm, defame, or discredit these companies or organizations. [ NTR ] [ FETISHES ] [ MILFS ] [SMUT ] [ SURVIVAL ] While this is a smut novel, the early chapters lean more into dungeons, systems, relationships development, money, and survival. The sexual elements will escalate later, with reasons explained in the opening arcs.

Kurt was your normal line cook until one day a vile squirrel attacks, and he finds himself face to face with a small fae, one that expects him to perform a dangerous task. With eyes of greed and opportunity, Kurt and his friend Sara set out with this young fae to create fabulous wealth. But enemies start coming from both sides of the gates, monsters from Terra and the clans from Earth. Can’t anything be simple? Why can’t a young man just become fabulously wealthy? The Mana Springs are the result of a Fae’s Mana Well and grant humans supernatural powers. A Well Guardian gaining powers beyond even that. Will these new powers be enough to protect the fledgling empire? A barren wasteland sprouts life for the first time in a century. Layla, the Fae Princess, intends to restart land, the river, once her well activates. A tall pillar stands out from the horizon, Kurt grips a spear, it all starts with this. What will he find there? A classic adventure of myths, monsters, swords, nations, and powers with a little romance to boot. —— This is a Hobby project for me, I intend to release two chapters a day for a long time. If you want a fun adventure, and meet a lot of friendly monsters, and so on. Come along. Expect: Humor Nation building Sword/Spear/Bow/fist fights Supernatural Power/Magic Monster friends and enemies Slice of Life moments Relatable Loveable Characters Tasteful Romance (if they behave) Some Violence, and the effects of it Don’t expect: Harems (or a sexy ones at least) Sex all the time (it does happen) Constant war/battles/action A system interface OP skills Modern Technology

Tom Wilson was on his way to school when his school bus was transported to a strange land. He and his classmates awakened classes; some could use magic with incredible power, while others could wield swords with skill. My class is called MASTER! I can summon powerful hot maids, elven maids, nun maids, and even dragon maids. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE THIS GIFT?! ....SIGH... I can't even gain power if I am forever locked at normal stats!! Is this world trying to make me a laid-back, spoiled master?! This is a story of a young man, drowning in powerful maids as he is swept up in the chaotic fantasy world. Will the men and women scorn him or praise him?

Well, I really am in deep now. I was a hospital orderly once—now I’m some kind of undead creature, and they’ve even put a bounty on my head, no less! As if I didn’t have enough problems already, the mere thought of losing control over my own body is bad enough. So. The goal: understand what I’ve become. The task: survive. --- This is a translation! Raw: “Вампир. Эксперимент”

Woke up in a child’s body after getting hit by a truck? Well, thanks for still being alive! You find yourself not in your familiar world—surrounded by communicators, galonet, and all the other comforts of civilization—but in a place where everyone drives smoky cars running on burning hydrocarbons? Could be worse. At least you don’t have to chase mammoths with a spear. Did the universe throw you some classic transmigrator goodies? I’ll take a hundred! What do you mean, no? Just a couple, but hefty ones… That’ll do for a start.

William Carter, a nuisance streamer, met his end in a predictably stupid way and was offered a second chance by an overworked Lord of Death. ​Reborn in a ruthless Xianxia world as Wei Chen, he has a new mission: to use his entire skill set and a divine streaming kit to reduce the realm's astronomically high death rate from constant sect wars, conflicts, and the number one cause of death.... the all-powerful "Courting Death." Live on Stream: Wei Chen: "If those so-called 'trash' underdogs were truly incapable of cultivating, why would every Jade Beauty in the province be obsessed with them!?" Wei Chen: "Think, Young Master! Think!" Young Master: T_T

Victor Hugo: "You all call me the 'Conscience of France,' but right now it beats in Lionel's breast!" Émile Zola: "'Naturalism' or 'Realism'? No, only Lionel's 'Modernism' belongs to the 20th century!" Gustave Flaubert: "Maupassant was my best student, Lionel my confidant." Guy de Maupassant: "Lionel's only shortcoming was that he had not contracted the noble, majestic syphilis." Anton Chekhov: "What else do we need in this world besides sunshine, air, water, and a smile? Lionel's works, of course!" Leo Tolstoy: "Are you suggesting that I go to Sweden to accept the Nobel Prize that Lionel Sorel refused?" Arthur Conan Doyle: "To be Sherlock Holmes's assistant, to be accepted by Lionel... Author- The wind blows through the long night. I am trying to improve the Translation

Han Seo-jun is twenty-two years old, retired, and perfectly content with a quiet life in Seoul. He doesn’t chase dreams. He doesn’t chase people. And he definitely doesn’t chase celebrities. So when the nation’s beloved idol, Yoon Ha-rin, suddenly announces a break from the spotlight, Seo-jun barely notices—until a call from a medical clinic pulls him into a situation he never planned for. Due to an unbelievable mistake, Seo-jun becomes connected to Ha-rin in the most unexpected way possible. With her career on the line and nowhere safe to go, Ha-rin ends up hiding in the last place anyone would suspect: the home of a calm, introverted man who just wanted a peaceful life. One lives under flashing lights. The other lives in silence. As an idol learns how to survive without a stage, and a retired twenty-two-year-old learns how to handle responsibility he never prepared for, misunderstandings pile up, daily life turns chaotic, and quiet moments slowly become something more. This is a light-hearted romantic comedy about contrast, cohabitation, and how the most carefully planned life can still be completely derailed—by love, laughter, and one very unexpected future.

I just wanted to keep a low profile, but I accidentally kicked off a brand-new era in the world of Formula 1. First, there was Senna. Then, there was Schumacher. And now, there is— ~~---------------------- Patreon Advance Chapters:  [email protected] / Dreamer20 

In a world ravaged by Daemons, an ordinary-looking young man rises to change the course of history. Wielding Ether in unpredictable and absurd ways, One faces impossible foes while turning chaos into an unstoppable spectacle. Between total destruction and hilarious moments, he quickly becomes a legend the world will never forget.

Shawn Turner was a lazy, foul-mouthed programmer who spent more time insulting strangers on the internet than fixing his own life. Then, one morning, a Bible appeared in his apartment. He threw it in the trash. It came back. No matter how many times he got rid of it, the book kept multiplying… until it finally spoke. It claimed to be God. And God had a job offer. Shawn wasn’t chosen for his virtue, his faith, or his kindness. He was chosen because he needed redemption. The deal was simple: Serve as God’s messenger in another world and spread His word… or face Hell when his life finally came to an end. But redemption does not come without punishment. In the other world, Shawn is reborn as a priestess, capable of performing real miracles—at a severe physical and mental cost. In his own world, he remains the same man he has always been. Eight hours. That’s the maximum amount of time he can stay in the other world before being dragged back to reality. A double life split between two bodies. A man forced to live as a woman in a land of magic. WARNINGS This story contains religious themes used in a fictional and ironic fantasy context. Expect to find: Temporary gender change (only in the fantasy world) Dual-world narrative (modern world + medieval fantasy) Harem Yuri This is not a religious preaching story. Tags Isekai Dual Worlds Temporary Gender Change Religious Fantasy (Fictional) Dark Humor Identity Conflict Redemption Arc No System I'm waiting for permission to publish this novel on Royalroad too!

There are many worlds around us many unseen and forgotten, driven by fate that destroys all. All must rise above it, and save themselves as know one will save them from they're own fate as the others have a fate of they're own to destroy and so one shall rise above all to save him self an anomile a prophet a power beyond great imagination. Immortals, legends, gods and heros, they are all driven by undying fate but each of these "fates" drives the other mad to the point of suicide so how do you beat this madness? By countering with even more madness!... or mabye not? But either way Read the tale of Smaran karta an anomile that will rise and defy his own fate and discover the unseen worlds and remember the forgotten worlds that used to exsist as he brings chaos! Hope! Destruction! And victory to this cruel world of mysterys! So that this endless world may finally end and all of these storys may find a happy ending.

Reborn into the world of One Piece as a helpless baby, El thinks fate has scammed him. No golden finger. No system. No guidance. But soon, the truth becomes clear— it’s not that he has no cheat. He is the cheat. With Observation Haki awakened at birth, a sword in his hands by three, and the Voice of All Things at five, El grows into a monster of pure talent. If Big Mom was born to destroy, El was born to cut—through steel, through fear, and eventually, through the very destiny of this world. From a nameless child to the nightmare of pirates and the obsession of Marines, he carves his legend across the Grand Line without a Devil Fruit— only a blade and talent so overwhelming that even the Yonko turn their heads. This is the rise of the Strongest Swordsman, where every swing of his sword rewrites the future of the seas.

Lee Min lived an extraordinarily unimpressive life… and died in an even more unimpressive way. Crushed by a vending machine while trying to get a snack, he became a cosmic meme so embarrassing that even God couldn’t leave him like that. Out of pure pity (and maybe secondhand embarrassment), God reincarnates him into a fantasy world with: SSS-Rank stats A dual-layer System Ridiculously OP abilities A brand-new life And absolutely ZERO control over his infant body Now reborn as a baby with the power to level mountains but the motor skills of a wet noodle, Lee Min unintentionally terrorizes his father, delights his mother, and sends the local priest into weekly therapy. His random emotional outbursts cause shockwaves, mini earthquakes, wind blasts, and occasional teleportation. Meanwhile, the System treats every baby milestone as a quest: “Hold head up!” “Crawl!” “Speak!” “Socialize!” “Don’t panic!” (he always fails this one) Every achievement earns him tiny stat boosts… which still stack onto his already absurd SSS base power. Unfortunately, one thing followed him into this new life: A traumatizing fear of tall, box-shaped objects. Every once in a while, something remotely resembling a vending machine tips over — in moments of comedy, tension, or dramatic battles — and Lee reacts like he’s reliving his death… even though nothing can hurt him anymore. As he grows from baby to child to teen, his powers stabilize, his skills evolve, and the world begins to notice the “miracle child.” Villagers believe he’s a chosen one. Mages think he’s a reincarnated archmage. Father thinks he’s a walking apocalypse. Mother thinks he’s adorable. But Lee? He’s just trying not to accidentally flatten a building every time he sneezes. Eventually, he’ll enter the wider world — academies, dungeons, kingdoms — all while dealing with: Misinterpreted reflexes Accidental feats of strength Over-the-top monster annihilations Gods who regret giving him too much power Political factions terrified of a boy who doesn’t know his own strength And through it all? He’s still haunted by the memory of that vending machine.