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Rowen has no name, no family, and no magic. In a world where power defines your future, he’s already lost. The Awakening is his one chance to be chosen by the Path and escape his dead-end life running a forgotten shop. But when the crystal touches his skin, it reveals nothing... and yet, something ancient stirs within. Mana vanishes from his body. Visions haunt him. And buried deep in his soul, a relic from a past life begins to awaken. Forgotten by the world. Bound to something greater. Will he become another nobody — or the world’s greatest outlier?

Humans are weird, they broke... but still act as they have everything. Once feared as the Demon King who reduced gods to ash, Asmodeus awakens in a powerless human body—trapped in a world of classrooms, scolding teachers, and meaningless mortal rules. Stripped of his magic and status, he sees humanity as weak… until he meets a smiling little girl, destined for a tragic end. In her fragile laughter, he glimpses something no battlefield ever taught him—the value of life. Can a tyrant who ruled with death learn what it means to live… before her fate catches up with them both?

I am the Deathless black snake, residing in Ursus—a young and promising immortal. I possess neither the overwhelming power of a Feranmuts, nor the corrupting presence of a Collapsals, nor the limitless adaptability of the seaborn. Though I carry strange memories, I pale in comparison to the ancient elders who have lived for millennia. My only dream is to die peacefully. I adopted a foolish child who constantly goes against me, always trying to drag me into dying alongside her. I have a nerdy pen pal who enjoys sending me landscape paintings, though I can’t help but feel she’s completely out of touch with the times. I once met a silly hunter who asked if I wanted to return to the sea with her. I declined—something inside her unsettles me, and I despise tentacles. I’ve financially supported a young, promising entrepreneur who insists on working as a guard officer despite having her own company. How strange—have these short-lived species grown so introspective? Lately, I’ve heard about a shady medical company employing both children and the elderly. If I ever catch them, it won’t end well. And for some reason, my female characters have been dying off inexplicably. Even women I know would beat me up whenever I use a female character, despite my confidence in my own taste. An immortal like me, kind and gentle, should be allowed to die peacefully.

[HP Fanfiction | Single Female Lead: Luna | Slow Burn | Growth Journey | Hogwarts Legacy Elements] When Wizzet crosses into the wizarding world of Harry Potter, he awakens with a dangerous gift—the power of an Obscurus. Unlike others who are consumed by this dark force, Wizzet successfully tames it with the help of ancient magic, earning him a personal invitation to Hogwarts from Dumbledore himself. But first, he needs a place to stay. The Ministry of Magic and Dumbledore arrange for him to live with Luna Lovegood's family, setting the stage for an extraordinary magical journey. What to Expect: Master ancient magic beyond the original series Academic excellence in Ravenclaw House (prepare for some serious studying!) Interactions with iconic characters who notice his exceptional talents Quirrell (possessed by Voldemort): "Interested in curses? Come see me Saturday afternoon!" Snape: "You have a gift for potions. Sunday afternoon—I'll show you true magical artistry!" Dumbledore: "This research belongs to Grindelwald and me. Use it wisely!" Voldemort: "Your talent intrigues me. Leave Hogwarts and join me!" Armed with "The Wizard's Combat Manual," Wizzet delves deep into magical knowledge, uncovers ancient secrets, and grows stronger with each challenge. When the final battle arrives and Voldemort finds him quietly reading in the library, Wizzet calmly draws his wand—and lightning illuminates the darkness. A fresh take on the beloved wizarding world with original magic systems, character development, and epic confrontations.

After an untimely death by stalker stabbings I gain an opportunity for a new beginning in a new world. follow Lilliana as she explores a new world of magic and monsters and comes to turns with her new life in a unknown world. expect a mostly happy-go-lucky slice of life, with some hopefully decent world building. but there will be some darker moments sprinkled throughout.

The Journey of the Martial King In a world where martial arts define power, legacy, and survival—one man awakens with no past, but a body that remembers everything. After the fall of a once-great city, a lone man named Jin emerges from the ashes, wounded and memoryless. He knows nothing of who he is or what he was—only that the world around him feels familiar yet strangely altered. The people speak a dialect twisted by time, their customs shifted, their architecture subtly foreign. How long has he been gone? Haunted by the final words of a forgotten voice—"Become the Martial King"—Jin wanders through a continent ruled by clans, dynasties, and martial styles as vast and varied as the lands themselves. But though his mind is blank, his body fights with perfect instinct. Movements he does not recognize flow through him. Power surges when he does not call for it. Somewhere within him lies a mastery he cannot remember—and a destiny the world is not ready for. As whispers of his return spread and shadows begin to move, Jin must journey across ancient lands, study forgotten techniques, and unlock the truth behind Zin—the essence of martial flow—and the mystery of the Martial King. But the higher he climbs, the closer he comes to the reason he was erased from the world in the first place...

Tadashi Kihara, who is gay, falls in love with his company senior's friend, who is straight. Tadashi tries his best to win him over... TN Note: This is a fan translation and the book cover is edited by me using Canva. The author name and the original title are given on the cover. If anyone want to access the name, can message or comment under any chapter. Thanks for reading.

"Does one thing lead to another, or was everything planned to happen?" This question haunts Oliver, a young man torn between two worlds—Earth and the mystical realm of Velmora. Thrust into a web of secrets after discovering his inexplicable connection to both lands, he embarks on a journey to uncover the truth behind Velmora’s deities and their history.

[Male Protagonist] [Venom] [Symbiote Family] [Ghost Rider] [Suspended Ring] [AllSpark] [Death Note] [Slice of Life] [Monogamy] [Peaky Blinders Character Setting—No Canon Plot] Standing before you are: The Minister for Magic of Britain, Hermione Granger. Chief Manager of the Gringotts Main Branch, Gemma Farley. President of the International Confederation of Wizards, Theodore Shelby. High Priest of Egyptian Funerary Rites, Ramos Timayat. Chairman of the Sacred Twenty-Eight Council, Draco Malfoy. Head of the International Auror Office, Neville Longbottom. Secret supporters of the Shelby family: Gellert Grindelwald and Tom Riddle. They are refined, selfish, arrogant, and narcissistic. They are cunning actors, masters of manipulation in the game of power, wealth, and fame. They control elections, play both sides, and rule the world from the shadows. They are Slytherins. They are the Shelby inner circle. They are the true rulers of this world. They pledge loyalty to violence, dictatorship, madness, and glory— To the Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, Tiger Shelby! BANG! “I declare you—guilty!” Criminal: Bloody hell, you haven’t even held a trial yet!!! Tiger: Is it really necessary? Ps: Kids grow up, and so do gangsters in suits. Early chapters: pure gangster style; later: gangsters in suits. Full-on mafia vibes, explicit language directly translated into English—thanks for your support! Also known as: “The Proud Godfather and His Sweetheart’s Hogwarts Chronicles”

** Uchiha Haruki crosses over to the One Piece world after the Uchiha massacre wanting revenge on Itachi. ** To do that, he must become strong enough to awaken his Mangekyō and Kill Itachi. ** But before that, please Kami help him, can this idiot Luffy shut his mouth just for a few minutes about him becoming a Pirate King. ** Can someone tell him where is this place called the Goa Kingdom? ** and What the hell is a Sea King? and why is it so Big! First twenty something chapters will be in Konoha. --> after that Crossover to One Piece World. [~Original Story~] [~Idea Still in Infancy, Lets see how this goes.~] --------------******************----------------- So here's my personal view for my fanfic [Becoz my own review gets removed every time i try to post]. Yosh! My Friends, If you’re into Naruto and One Piece *and* love a well-written, character-driven crossover with emotional depth and just the right amount of slow-burn romance (yes, it's a harem)—this one’s for you! [I am thinking of *smut* later after fleshing out the characters.] We follow **Uchiha Haruki**, an OC who’s got no Sharingan (at first ) but all the heart, brains, and banter you could want. He’s stuck in a tense Konoha, just days before the Uchiha Massacre, protecting his little sister Izumi and navigating clan politics [Though he is not strong enough to make a difference in the clan], betrayal, and legacy. The early chapters hit hard with **family feels**, but then it **smoothly transitions** into interactions with Kunoichi like **Kurenai, Anko, Yuugao**, and more—each with their own charm and chemistry with Haruki. ==> What I love writing about this fanfic: * Haruki is *not* your typical edgy Uchiha—he’s mature, witty, and quietly badass. [Should I try making him Edgy....] * Kunoichi, One Piece Ladies interactions are Very Good, but also layered, romantic and emotional—not just surface-level. [I'm trying my best!] * The worldbuilding respects both Naruto and One Piece elements, and the **build-up is real.** * You feel the tension leading up to the Massacre and root for Haruki the whole way. * Oh—and **yes, there's harem**, but it’s earned and emotional, not cheap fanservice [But you can expect those too!]. **My OC will have 60-70 resemblance to Uchiha Madara. That's why it is in the cover pic. Perfect for some readers who enjoy deep character arcs, emotional growth, banter, and ships with *actual development*. Trust me, if you start reading, you’ll definitely *care* about Haruki.

[Anime Direction] + [No System] + [Love Rivalry] + [Passionate] + [Daily Emotions] ...... Carrying a certain regret and an unbearable sense of guilt, Lucian finally arrived at Tracen Academy—the training school for Uma Musume. ...... Lucian: "Run as freely as you can. Don’t let anyone take the view ahead of you." Silence Suzuka: "Mr. Lucian..." ...... Lucian: "Chubby, if you keep eating, your weight’s going up again." Special Week: "Ugh... but your cooking is just too delicious~ And... Lucian-san, please don’t call me chubby!" ...... Lucian: "Shut up, all of you! If you’re watching the race, then watch properly. If you love shouting so much, do you want me to shove a mic in your mouth?!" "Victory isn’t decided on the track, but off it? What a cowardly tactic." Rice Shower: "Lucian-kun, you’re also Rice Shower’s hero." ......

For Azazel, owner of the antique shop "Old Tales", every object isn't just merchandise; they have voices, they hold secrets. Amidst stacks of old vinyl records and sluggishly ticking wall clocks, Azazel's life is a vibrant slice-of-life canvas: from the unending drama of his customers, the playful antics of Chloe, the shop cat, to heated debates about musical taste with the beautiful and mysterious cafe owner next door. Yet, beneath the laughter and daily chatter, every item that enters his shop seems to carry a small mystery: a wedding ring without its mate, an unsent love letter from the 60s, or shards of glass that consistently appear on a corner table—traces of an unexplained incident. Unbeknownst to him, Azazel must learn to read the signs, not only to uncover dark pasts but also to navigate awkward romance, unavoidable situational comedy, and the blossoming drama of the heart amidst piles of memories. At "Old Tales," every day is a new adventure, where mysteries are hidden within beauty, and love can bloom among the fragments of the past.

I expected to die young. I never expected to be reincarnated. But being reborn in a world where planet busters and galactic tyrants roam? That’s a whole different challenge. Now, as Gohan’s twin sister, I won’t just stand by or hide from the chaos. In my first life, I craved strength and sought fun in the fight. This time, I’m not letting the chance slip away Even if I find myself dying in the process. Atleast then, I'll die with a smile.

In a world where Light Fairies stand for justice, Love Fairies spark romance, and Dark Fairies feed, destroy, and generally make a mess of things—Veravos doesn’t quite fit in. As a Dark Fairy, he’s expected to join the war effort under Queen Judorah’s rule, tearing down the world for reasons that mostly sound like bad management and unnecessary paperwork. But Veravos? He’d rather be left alone to brood dramatically in his woods, avoid extroverts, and maybe—just maybe—become human someday. Then Scarlette crashes—literally—into his life. She’s a rogue Love Fairy with forbidden magic, sharp opinions, and a mysterious emerald she insists on using as a kitchen knife. Hunted by her own kind, she might be Veravos’s key to uncovering ancient secrets tied to the Light Kingdom… or the beginning of his downfall. Together, they’ll clash, bargain, and uncover truths neither of them is ready for. But when love turns lethal and darkness isn’t the worst thing chasing them, they’ll have to decide: will they rewrite their destinies, or become casualties in someone else’s war? Told through Veravos’s dry, sarcastic voice, The Dark Fairy King is a sharp-tongued fantasy filled with reluctant alliances, chaotic magic, and unexpected heart.

Kaien Rook was supposed to be a support-class healer. But when the system glitches, his blessings turn into curses, and his healing spells start blowing things up. Trapped in a bugged world where nothing works as intended, Kaien must navigate twisted mechanics, chaotic skills, and enemies that make no sense. With the title “The Misaligned” and a passive that turns healing into destruction, Kaien's path is anything but normal. Level up? Maybe. Survive? Hopefully. Burn down the forest by accident? Definitely. This is the story of a healer who breaks all the rules... literally.

When Caelan wakes in a ruined world crawling with the undead, he discovers a mysterious system that grants him command over the legendary forces of Warhammer 40K. With the power to summon Imperial Guardsmen, Space Marines, and advanced technology, he must survive, adapt, and lead in a post-apocalyptic nightmare. This novel will be updated on RoyalRoad.com

When 15-year-old Ethan Reed stumbles upon a strange, impossibly heavy metal asteroid, a freak accident grants him electrifying superpowers—super-speed, lightning control, and rapid healing. Overnight, his lazy high-school life explodes into chaos. Now juggling algebra and accidental heroics, Ethan must master his volatile abilities while navigating school bullies, a snarky goth doppelgänger (literally a weaker, gloomier version of himself), and a world where mysterious "Element 119" meteors are granting powers—and creating villains—worldwide. With a makeshift lightning-bolt suit and zero patience for authority, Ethan embraces his online alias "The Electric Slayer," determined to protect his city from super-genius criminals, ghostly armies, and cults lurking in the sewers. But as threats escalate and a mysterious hero organization recruits him, Ethan learns that being a hero isn’t just about speed—it’s about outrunning his own doubts, facing the darkness within, and discovering that the greatest power might lie in the unlikeliest team-ups. https://discord.gg/Vu3kduecfn

In a world where extraordinary powers come with extraordinary consequences, nine legendary heroes stand on the brink of chaos. Bound by fate and fractured by secrets, they struggle to protect a city teetering on the edge of destruction. Amid shifting alliances and hidden agendas, Connor, Mark, Alex, and Zack find themselves caught in the crossfire-each carrying their own burdens and fighting to survive. As old wounds reopen and new threats emerge, the true meaning of heroism is tested. When trust is a luxury and danger lurks in every shadow, who will rise-and who will fall?

The protagonist, Daico is living his new life in the Academy of Sorcery, alongside his only friend Feiyah. Sadly for him.. He rolled a measly 1-star Power that is entirely useless for him. Or is it...? When the academy is facing threat of Bombardment, Daico finds himself in the middle of the blast, only to wake up in the morning of the day he had just lived, with the memories about the blast all retained, can he figure out who planted the bomb before they figure him out? Only time will tell.

Behold Vallon Valastor, the most infamous, resplendent, and gloriously unparalleled Demon King to ever cast a shadow across the continents! Yet, in a twist that stings his magnificent pride, he has been cast down from his throne. Stripped of his realm by a mysterious foe and betrayed by those he deemed loyal, Vallon finds himself hurled into the wilds of the human realm, his power drained, his grandeur tarnished. But a Demon King does not kneel for long! From the ashes of his defeat, Vallon embarks on an epic odyssey to claw his way back to supremacy as he teaches the world How To Be A Demon King.