Here it is, dinner in the Great Hall, and no one has seen Harry Potter since last night. His friends didn't seem to know and kept bad mouthing him to anyone who would listen. Ron 'bottomless pit' Weasley only kept talking about how Harry didn't tell him how to enter while also complaining about what an attention seeking cheater Harry was. While Hermoine just kept talking about how he broke the rules and shouldn't have entered the tournament along with how he shouldn't lie about taming boggarts and faking apparation when Hogwarts: a History says it is impossible to do.
Most of Hufflepuff went on about how Harry Potter was a cheater and how he was trying to steal Cedric's glory. Ravenclaw seemed to also agree how Harry was a cheater but were also wondering how he pulled off what he did last night. Slytherin of course was bad mouthing Harry but that is nothing new. While Gryffindor seemed to be a mix of people who believed he cheated (Led by Hermoine and Ron), those who decided to stand by Harry (The Twins, Ginny, the Quidditch team, and Neville), and those who were mad that he lost them so many points among other things.
When the main doors slammed open and showed Harry only he looked different. Instead of the untameable mop of hair he instead and it sweeped back giving me a sort of rougish appearance, his glasses were gone showing his bright AK colored eyes, he was a bit taller and more muscular but that could be because he was wearing a sleeveless black tank top and jeans which let people see more of his body than robes would. "I'm back bitches!" he shouted out with a lopsided grin. Entering with him were three Aurors along with DMLE Chief Amelia Bones.
"Mister Potter! 10 points from Gryffindor for your language!" Said the stern cougar er I mean Professor McGonagall.
"It's called English but that is beside the point as after my announcements that will no longer matter. Now I will allow you all to have three minutes to say whatever you want to me."
It took a few seconds but the shouting began in earnest. Calls of cheater, attention seeker, liar and almost anything else were being shouted at him. Surprisingly the most silent house was Slytherin who could tell something big was about to happen and decided to wait and see. "And times up. Hogwarts dear could you make the walls show the outside land" The walls began to show the area near the lake. "Thank you!"
"Now everyone look outside and see my field where I grow all my fucks. Look upon it and see that it is barren! Thus I have not even a single fuck to give about any of your bullshit. Though I may have a few reserve fucks to give to some pretty witches" He winks causing quite a few witches to blush while the wizards bristled.
"Harry, my boy, I must ask you to stop talking like that and also why you were not in school. Along with why you have the DMLE with you?" Said Albus.
"First off I am not your boy, secondly I had some things to do, lastly they are here for some legal matters as I am about to change a few things in the school."
"Harry you can't change things in the school"
"Ah but you see I actually can and I will explain why. See yesterday when you all decided to make me participate in this tournament meant for adults you actually declared me of age. As such I went from Heir to Lordship in multiple houses"
"Harry you only have one house and can't be a Lord until you are 17"
"Ah" Harry cuts him off "But I can! You yourself along with Crouch and Bagman and both the other schools declared me an adult last night by making me compete in this tournament meant for adults. As for me only having one house you are wrong again. Last year I took this lovely thing at Gringotts called an Inheritance test"
Shit shit shit! This is going to ruin my plans. He wasn't supposed to learn about those "Harry my boy"
"I am not your boy! You will address me as Lord insert one of my titles here. Those titles being Lord Potter, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Peverell, and Black" Of course Slytherin started yelling about him being Lord Slytherin with Draco yelling about him being Lord Black, some Gryffindors coughRoncough yelled about him lying about being Lord Gryffindor and scattered mumbling.
"Lord Potter." Dumbledore said as his eyes lost his Twinkle™ "You can't claim to be Lord Gryffindor or Slytherin and as for Black well you aren't a Black"
"Ah once again Dumbledore you are wrong, wouldn't be the first time" Hermoine shouted something about Dumbledore never being wrong. "Anyway I want all of you to shut up and listen! Now as I was saying I got an inheritance test done and took the Heir Rings to all of those houses. Each ring was Automatically upgraded to Head of House rings last night when you all agreed to have me in this tournament."
"For the Black Ring my Grandmother was Dorea Potter nee Black which gives me right to claim but Sirius Black also named me his Heir when he became my Godfather. I also had the Kiss on Sight order removed when I provided my memory as evidence to my Godfathers innocence. He actually gave me the Lordship since he said he did not want it. Now before you all ask, or rather accuse, yes it turned out I WAS the heir of Slytherin though I didn't know that til last year. Funny thing is I actually am related to Slytherin, on my mothers side"
"How can a filthy mudblood be related to Slytherin!" Yelled some sixth year Slytherin boy. Harry Snapped his fingers and the boy found himself bound in chains.
"Don't talk about my mother like that. Anyway my mother was actually from a line of Squibs from the Slytherin line thus she was a halfblood according to you lot. Why no one knew this is because Muggleborns don't take inheritance test due to no one telling them it even exist. Almost like some kind of conspiracy." he hinted to the muggleborns. "Now some of you may say Lord Moldy Tart" Another round of gasp and outrage "Is Lord Slytherin and you would be wrong as he is Lord of nothing since he never went to Gringotts to claim the ring." Even more outrage.
"SHUT UP! Now I am about to lay some knowledge down on you all. Because I am Lord of both Gryffindor house and Slytherin house I completely own Hogwarts!" Now there was a bit of silence until
"I am a descendant of Hufflepuff!" Yelled one Zacharias Smith "So I say you can't own Hogwarts since a part of it will be owned by me as I am descended from Helga Hufflepuff herself"
Harry merely rolled his eyes "No you can't as Hogwarts was founded in the 900's back then woman aka Witches had no legal right to own any land. So despite helping build and found Hogwarts Rowena Ravenclaw and Helga Hufflepuff did not own the castle nor the land around it even partially."
"But that's barbaric! Woman should have had the right to own land!" Shouted Hermoine
"Again this was the tenth century when no one cared about woman's rights in fact they couldn't even have jobs unless their husbands said so. This didn't change until 1776. Now as for being Heir or Lord of Hufflepuff a lot of people could claim that due to all the inbreeding in fact a lot of people could claim to be descended from all the founders. That is why the founders left certain stipulations on who could become their heirs and claim the rings."
"Now I don't know the stipulations for Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw but I will tell you what Gryffindor and Slytherin's were. Gryffindor said that only someone who was of his bloodline and summon his sword could claim his ring. I have his bloodline from my fathers side though as I said so do others, it is especially strong in the Weasley Family"
"Potter! I demand you hand over the Heir Ring and Sword to me!" Yelled Ron
"No, now shut up." He hit Ron with a silencio "Now as I was saying the Weasley family carry the most physical aspect of Godric being red hair and freckles but no one from House Weasley ever summoned the sword so they could never claim the ring. In second year I summoned the sword so I met all the stipulations and claimed it." He held out his hand and the sword appeared within it "This just further proves my claim" the sword then disappears when I let go of it
"As for Slytherin he said that only those of his bloodline, obviously, could get his ring. They also had to go into his Chamber of Secrets and get venom from his Familiar, the basilisk. Now for those of you who were there in my second year you will recall I went into the Chamber and saved Ginny Weasley. What you were not told or rather don't remember due to a meddlesome goat is that down there I fought Slytherins Basilisk with the Sword of Gryffindor and the spectre of Moldy Tart himself" again gasping "I am not even saying the name you dumb asses!"
"Back on topic the Basilisk bit me when I stabbed it in the mouth. I only lived due to Fawkes crying into the wound. Oddly enough the tears and venom counteracted and balanced one another but my blood test still show I have basilisk venom in me. Due to this I was able to claim Slytherins ring which again Moldy Tart didn't bother to claim so he is not a Lord."
"Now here is a fun fact for all you blood purist! As I said I fought the spectre of Moldy himself down in the chamber and he-"
"Harry silence! They do not need to know this!" Shouted Dumbles
"Shut the fuck up you damn goat bastard!" Harry held out his wand "Moldy told me his real name" He then writes in fire I AM LORD VOLDEMORT then with a swish the letters rearranged into TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE "Moldy's real name is Tom Marvolo Riddle. A Halfblood born from Merope Gaunt, a squib, and Tom Riddle, a muggle she dosed with love potions"
And cries of outrage from the Slytherins "I, Harry James Potter, swear on my life and magic that what I have just said about one Tom Marvolo Riddle aka Lord Voldemort is the truth. So mote it be!" His body flashed with light "Lumos!" The tip of his wand lights up "Nox" then it goes out "I think that since I still have magic means I am telling the truth." It was quite amusing looking at the Slytherins finding this out, I could almost hear the shattering of their beliefs. Ah music to my ears.
"Harry do you have any idea what you have done!" Albus said with anger in his voice.
"Again you overstep your bounds Dumbledore by not addressing me properly. As for what I have done I have finally given proof that Voldemort is a halfblood with less purity than my own and that the Death Eaters grovelled over him like the idiots they were since they didn't even bother to fact check."
"I would like to know why no one was told this information sooner" Finally Amelia Bones spoke up.
"That is because Albus 'I'm Never Wrong' Dumbledore decided it was for the Greater Good that no one else knows and erased almost all evidence of it, in fact the only evidence that Tom Riddle ever existed is a small trophy in the trophy room with his name on it. Despite the fact that if people knew his real name a lot less purebloods would have been willing to join his Death Eaters. Hm Speaking of ol Dumbles phrase For the Greater Good wasn't that also Grindlewalds slogan?"
"Indeed it was Lord Potter" Amelia said as she glared at Dumbledore, who fidgeted on his throne.
"Funny how Dumbles is using the Slogan of a Dark Lord to promote himself as the Leader of Light" He lets that hang in the air a bit and silences Hermoine when she starts to shout about his accusations and how dumbles is the Greatest Wizard since Merlin. Though quite a few others were now looking skeptically at Dumbledore