(Information on Toma's Flight Quirk: Able to fly through the air, matching commercial aircraft speeds. He cannot be anchored, if grabbed or touching an object, he loses the ability to fly. Toma may only activate flight when mid-air.
When he is at full speeds, he becomes immune to physical damage. However, at full speeds, his vision is extremely blurred and finds it hard to stop or change directions, often crashing.)
I whistled Texas Hold 'Em as I flew above UA High's campus. A week left until the entrance exams. I couldn't believe I was going to attend here.
[Yaaaaawn. Host, do something cool. This flying around shit is putting me to sleep. Shake that fatass and cause some trouble!]
I rolled my eyes, ignoring the system. It never says anything useful. Down below, near the edge of the campus, was a guy in a bartender suit. The weirdest part? His head was made of dark purple smoke. What an odd quirk.
I dropped altitude, my thick thighs falling through the air as the heavy, overstuffed mounds of my ridiculously wide hips jiggled with the sudden change in gravity. The sheer weight of my fat, meaty dump truck bounced and settled as my sneakers touched down on the concrete.
"Hey!" I called out, tilting my head. "Do you work at the school?"
The smoky, shadowy, weirdass head turned towards me. If this loser was a hero, I bet he'd have some kind of stupid, edgelord name.
Suddenly, the air behind me ripped open with a warp gate.
A hulking monster lunged out. It's brain was exposed, but my eyes dropped to the floor. A massive, thick purple cock was dragging across the concrete, scraping along the ground like a fleshy, veiny log.
[Oh hell yeah! Now THAT is a cock! Look at the size of that thing! Take it like a good little whore, Host!]
I shrieked, throwing my body to the right. My flight quirk propelled me into the air, saving my skull from being crushed. I zipped backward through the air, barely avoiding the shockwave of the monster's punch.
Kurogiri stood there, stroking his chin or wherever the fuck a chin would be. The man doesn't have a head. He raised a hand, gesturing toward me. "Take him in alive."
I didn't stick around. I shot back up into the sky, putting a good distance between us.
[Wait for it...]
I turned around, gathering every ounce of momentum I had. My fat, bouncing ass jiggling behind me as I dove back down and swung my fist with everything I had. CRACK! My fists slammed into the Nomu's chest.
The monster flew backwards, it's massive feet dragging and tearing trenches in the concrete.
But it didn't even flinch. It turned, and launched itself at me faster than before. Before I could even blink, a hand grabbed my arm, slamming me onto the floor.
The monster pinned me. It leaned over, and that massive, dragging, thick monstrosity pressed against my lips.
I groaned, my eyes watering from the musk. "Fucking nasty! Get off me!"
[Come on, Host! Open wide and suck it! Be the good little slut you were meant to be!]
"Fuck off!" I screamed, thrashing against it's grip.
The Nomu didn't care. It pulled me up by my collar and dragged me through the warp gate. I was hurled through as I crashed onto the floorboards.
The Nomu stood behind me. I tried to push myself up, but Kurogiri grabbed the back of my neck, forcing my mouth open. He shoved something squirming down my throat.
I gagged, my hands flying to my neck. I coughed, tearing up, as I tried to puke the squelching thing back out. It slid down my throat like slime.
[Ding! Parasite successfully ingested. Oh, the system is very pleased with this development. You're in for it now, you little whore.]
"Quiet," a dry voice scratched through the air.
A scrawny guy with severed hands on his face and arms stepped infront of me. He reached up, two fingers scratching at his neck, digging into the dry skin until tiny flakes fell. "Stop choking. The thing in your stomach right now is a parasite, controlled by one of Sensei's quirks."
"I'll make this very simple for you. You work for the League of Villains now. Either that, or you die. Number one: you are going to be our mole. You'll feed us every single piece of information on schedule changes, security details, and pro heroes at UA. Number two: you will find a way to bypass UA's security barrier for us."
He leaned down, grabbing a fistful of my hair and yanking my head back. My breath hitched as I stared up at him.
"Number three," Shigaraki whispered, his cracked lips pulling into a sickening smile. "If you even think about telling, you'll die."
Who the fuck are these guys?