A boot pressed against the center of my ass, the force of the kick made my ass jiggle. I shrieked, flailing as I was kicked through the portal.
"Take care now," Kurogiri said, waving his hand as the portal closed. I groaned, my body aching as I pushed myself up onto my hands and knees. I looked around.
I recognized the place. This was the alleyway just one street over from my apartment.
They knew where I lived. The League of Villains knew my address. I collapsed back onto the ground, grabbing fistfuls of my hair. I curled into a ball as I thought about the parasite.
My life is over. I'm going to die, they were probably going to kill me after everything was said and done. I closed my eyes, sniffling.
[Sigh.]
I kept my eyes closed, ignoring the blue panel. I'm seriously not in the mood for this.
[Sigh...]
I clenched my teeth, gripping my hair harder.
[SIGH!!!]
"What?!" I screamed, wiping the tears from my face as I sat up. I looked at the hovering blue box. "What do you want? Useless... fucking... piece of shit..."
The panel turned from blue to red as it displayed text.
[Gasps! Useless?! The host thinks I'm useless?!]
The text started scrolling so fast I could barely keep up, the system losing it's mind.
[Does the host think the system is god?! Does the host think I can just snap my fingers and create something out of nothing? I dont even have fingers!]
[I need sperm! I need semen! I need piping hot cum! Why the fuck else do you think I've been trying to get you to shake that fat, bouncy ass and get laid?!]
I stared at the red box, sniffling. "What? Semen?"
[Ahem.]
The system turned back to blue, as if clearing it's throat.
[The system uses the DNA found in semen. With enough of it, it's possible to create items, outfits, and even grant temporary quirks for the host.]
I scrambled up to my feet, my hips swaying as I grabbed at the air around the screen. "Wait, wait! If I got some cum or whatever, is there an item or quirk or... something, that could get rid of this parasite?"
[Sure is, Host!]
[Personal mission created: Get rid of the parasite!
Required sperm: Nomu
Rewards:
Temp 24-hours Super Regeneration quirk. (Note: Quirk WILL remove all parasites from host's body.)
Nomu Buster outfit: Infinite endurance and stamina, at the cost of brainpower.]
I choked on my own spit, coughing as I stared at the screen. "What? Nomu? That big purple guy with the brain sticking out?!" I yelled, my voice cracking. "How am I supposed to get that thing's sperm?!"
[Hahahaha! How else, Host? You have two holes for the job! Get on your knees and suck that twenty incher until he pops down your throat, or you hike up those tiny shorts, spread those wide, slutty hips, and take it straight up your ass! Either way works!]
I groaned, burying my face in my hands as my face turned red. "No. No, no, no. This is not happening. I am not doing that."
[Oh, come on, Host. Don't be such a prude.]