"I'll show you the true God, I'll show you the true god who created the worlds and all the creatures with just one word, who wipes their ass with water, not leaves. Follow me to salvation."
"Phew, that was insane," Lin released a long breath, a smirk spreading across his face as if he had achieved something unthinkable. "I could have been a good preacher. Alas, I'm dead now. Well, nothing to worry about—if I get out of here, I'll find a church that worships a goat god and preach there. All hail the goat god."
However, little did Lin know, his words hit like a stone thrown into a pond. Goats jerked awake, some cursing, others shouting "Blasphemer!" and "Fool!" at him. It was like watching a flock of true believers confronted with their first real doubt—their ears pinned back, eyes wide, and voices rising in denial.
