It was a normal weekend for Carter Brierlay, after a grueling working week, his job? A normal one a worker in a construction company, nothing too fancy, at the age of 37 he could live relatively comfortably, his life was a mediocre one, he spent his youth like a nerd, videogames, mangas, animes, american comics, webnovels, fanfictions, whatever he took interest in something with a fantastical setting he was hooked,
And because of this he became a reclusive, after sometime he was kicked out by his parents at the age of 21, a neet, a worthless piece of society, and because of this he got his shit together, he spent five years in the military, fortunately the American army standard to enter wasn't too strict,
He had his fair share of romantic life so far, never worked out so far, he wasn't a type of 'i will marry, have kids, end of my life', not an unusual choice in the 21st century
And so he became a single average worker of 37 years old, a man in love with his hobbies, other than that he had a strange passion for reaching how general things worked, especially objects of the past, ancient historical technology, medival history, and so on, nothing too special a geek in all his might.
On this weekend he was creating his own character on the CYOA forum,
PoV MC
' mmm human? Hell no, ok Half elf Half fairy, not bad, sex... Neither, I will fuck shit up with this one, Asexual is the way, no romance, no women, straight up gigachad character, also this count as a 'disandvange' so I can choose more 'advantages'. '
After looking around the strange CYOA I have found what I want, but it's strange the page it's extremely well made and also it offers powers of other shows, anime or comics that's dope
'ok i selected three 'advantages' '
1 Natural Born Sage: from Narutoverse it offers the capability to become a Sage, like the Slug, Snake and Frog sages
2 Imperator Silvae: ' emperor of the forest ' it grants control over nature (trees), not animals but among them they will see the character like a king of some sort they will respect to the ruler but not serve or bow to him
3 Rex Terrae: ' ruler of the earth' a powerful trait, it grants control over, metal, the earth anything that is born from the soil like minerals and such, a powerful ability like a magneto from marvel but on steroids
'Ok so this CYOA has a multiversal option? mmm why not, maybe this will keep entertained for a couple hours, by the way in maybe 4 hours I need to go to bed... Fuck tomorrow I start to work again... Ok all set now the world, random is the way'
Roll
Roll
Roll
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A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
'Not bad but it doesn't make much sense I mean the race of my character is literally a half fairy half elf, plus without any means of reproduction, shitty roll, well I hope when the ASOIAF run finishes the next setting is better'
'ok now START'
PoV 3rd person
In that very moment the screen blacked out, together with the light in the house, Carter didn't panic, at least not in that moment, not until the freaking PC and monitor began to smoke
"FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING"
Carter sprang from his chair than in his way running to the door his foot found his stress ball and so Carter lost his footing crashing down on the floor he hit with his nape the armrest of his chair, losing consciousness instantly or perhaps dying in that very istant, anyway meanwhile the little geek room began to go on fire in mere moments, and so Carter died
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"Ughhh FUCKING... SHIIIT"
Carter found himself in a flimsy forest he had to break out of a strange hollow tree, disoriented he looked around himself utterly stunned, he looked at his hands, until he found a strand of hair obstructing his vision, he now noticed
"L..long hair?..g...GRAY HAIR?!"
He looked straight up between his legs, his pale complexion began to look almost cadaveric at that moment
"No fucking way...h..how..."
He contied to look at his body and around himself lost, for how long he didn't know,
"...ok...no it's not ok...no gigachad shit here...I'm an alien..in a medival fantasy world, and here gods exists, and fuck me, I curse my past self, a freaking mythical creatures plus asexual? I'm fucking stupid?!"
'no coming back from this shit'
He looked with a more sharp look around himself, finally looking at the hollow tree, he saw that, a piece of solid looking bark in the ground, something was written there,
Crunch, crunch
He stepped on the snow, now he noticed he didn't feel much cold, maybe a little but it was like a lightly cold day with solid clothing in his previous word type of way,
He picked up the slab of bark, it was written in German, a language he learned more for hobby than anything else, after all he was american, it was far easier to understand a language that had legalistic connections with English that other lengueges,
'yo puny human, or at least you were human, now..a mythical race, plus you are without...ehm you know...pff..HAHAHAHAHHA, ANYWAY, now I need to let you know of a few things, fist, you are a singularity, that means, no alternative timelines of you, only you, if you die you die, not complicating things here, the more multiversal timeline of reincarnators, the more of a shithole timelines becomes, so less problems for me, second, as a little compensation, because maybe some timelines of you could have saved you if they weren't erased from existence I added a Gene lock for you, like, say you go to the DC multiverse, they try to clone you? No darling your DNA is rubbish for any type of clone-type sludge.
Ps. Here a few tips for your abilities.....
~~ your mom, dickless cunt'
At the fist few lines Carter was fuming, enraged, past that he began to focus, weighing the pros and cons of the contents of the slab, he read also the tips for his powers, until he read the farewells of that..God?
"Fucking....fucker...*pheeeew* calm yourself Carter...ok...now, priorities, I need fist to know how to wield my power, second find where I am, and third find in exactly what year this is"
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